Possible Dialogue

[Deadpool87]

American Idiot made a good suggestion in the Official Ryan Reynolds/Deadpool thread: That there should be a thread just for people to post their ideas for possible dialogue between Wolverine and Deadpool, in the movie. So here it is. I'm anxious to see what everyone can come up with!

[bored]

Deadpool: "Hey Sabretooth, you look different. You used to be all pro-wrestle big and imposing. Now, I don't know. You've got sort of a "guy-who-played-the-tranny-in-"Mixed Nuts" thing going now. Not sure if I like it."

[Deadpool87]

Hahaha, nice.

[Neptune]

The dialogue between 'Pool and Wolvie could be hilarious. Same goes for the dialogue between 'Pool and Gambit. I bet they let Ryan improvise.

[Deadpool87]

Originally Posted by Neptune

The dialogue between 'Pool and Wolvie could be hilarious. Same goes for the dialogue between 'Pool and Gambit. I bet they let Ryan improvise.

Yeah, that's when he's at his funniest.

[American_Idiot]

Here's the dialogue I posted in the other thread -

Wolverine: See these claws?! Yeah, they can ruin a guy's day.
Deadpool: Oh, you dirty little man! My ex use to say that. Only it was much more arousing coming from her.

[Jacky]

Haha, American Idiot, those are brilliant!

[RonStoppablefan]

I really can't come up with any thing at the moment but let me say I think they will say the funniest things together.

[American_Idiot]

My other post was deleted due to offensive language. So, here the politically correct version of it:

Wolverine: Spider-Man called. He wants his costume back.

Deadpool: Well, I coulda went with something blue n' yellow. BUT...that'd be kinda "girly", right.

[American_Idiot]

Deadpool: My back itches. You mind if I borrow those for a sec?

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Wolverine: You really think you can take me? You're crazy bub.

Deadpool: Not as crazy as that haircut you're sportin'. It's like Elvis meets Dirty Harry... ...meets the trailer-park.

[Renegade]

My signature ("bang you dead") is for my money one of the greatest comic book scenes between Gambit and Wolverine (mostly 'cause Gambit wins). But, that scene is a classic, and if it made the movie, I might just start dancing in the theater.

[American_Idiot]

^ Sure. Dialogue between Wolvie and Gambit works too, as their bickering is sometimes quite hilarious.

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Wolverine: Nice headband kid.

Gambit: Nice sideburns mon ami.

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Wolverine: Enough with the talk. Let's get down to business.

Deadpool: But it's only our first date!

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Deadpool: What are they calling you these days Weapon X?... Wolverine?! You could've gone with something a little threatening like, I dunno, Sabretooth, or Beast. Or better yet...Badger!

Wolverine: I'm going to love making you eat those words!

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Wolverine: See, I never really got the whole "trenchcoat" thing. I mean, doesn't it kinda get in the way while trying to kick someone's ass?

Gambit: Want to try and see firsthand, monsieur?

Deadpool: I want in. And just so you know, I'm keeping it after I lay you down to rest. There's an empty hanger for it right next to my peacoat.

Wolverine: You know, smart guys are the funnest to kill.

Deadpool: Mama didn't raise no fool.
Ready? On the count of five! Can you count that high?

Gambit: 1...2....

Wolverine: 3....4....

Deadpool: 5, still alive...but not for long.

[mr. peasant]

Not exactly an action sequence but here goes:

Wolverine, Deadpool and the others are on a mission and walking. Deadpool is up front, talking non-stop as usual. Suddenly, he slams into something invisible (the camera) and stumbles back, rubbing his face, going "Ouch".

Then, Wolverine brushes pass him, saying, "Stop playing around, Wilson" before walking pass the camera as if it wasn't there. All the while, Deadpool is mouthing out, "But... he... how..." as he stares after Wolverine in shock.

[Steve Holt]

Originally Posted by mr. peasant

Not exactly an action sequence but here goes:

Wolverine, Deadpool and the others are on a mission and walking. Deadpool is up front, talking non-stop as usual. Suddenly, he slams into something invisible (the camera) and stumbles back, rubbing his face, going "Ouch".

Then, Wolverine brushes pass him, saying, "Stop playing around, Wilson" before walking pass the camera as if it wasn't there. All the while, Deadpool is mouthing out, "But... he... how..." as he stares after Wolverine in shock.

that would be good for use in trailers and the likes (e.g easter eggs on dvd), but not in the film itself

[Therefore I Am]

The very last scene of the trailer (which i stopped recording before it came on cause i thought it was over) sabertooth says something like, "How do you expect to kill me?" and wolverine with a snarling expression says, " Maybe I'll cut your god damn head off."

[Spider-Vader]

Originally Posted by mr. peasant

Not exactly an action sequence but here goes:

Wolverine, Deadpool and the others are on a mission and walking. Deadpool is up front, talking non-stop as usual. Suddenly, he slams into something invisible (the camera) and stumbles back, rubbing his face, going "Ouch".

Then, Wolverine brushes pass him, saying, "Stop playing around, Wilson" before walking pass the camera as if it wasn't there. All the while, Deadpool is mouthing out, "But... he... how..." as he stares after Wolverine in shock.

That'd be awesome.

Maybe as an add-on to the Spider-Man quote A_I said, maybe Deadpool can respond by saying something like "How do you know of him!? Did Fox & Sony give us back to Marvel!?"

[Hellstormer]

Daredevil has to smash the fourth wall once. I like the Spidey suggestion.^

I think something like.

Deadpool is doing backflips and poses while the team is walking.
Wolverine: Wilson what are you doing.
Deadpool: I need to get more badass screentime so I can get a spin-off like you, duh.
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Some kinda plothole happens.
Deadpool: Deus ex machina, much? My movie better be made by Marvel Studios. Hey did any of you guys seem the armor dude. THAT WAS AWESOME!
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Deadpool: Hey do you guys know if Cable's gonna show up? Some nerd online said I'm only cool when Cable's around.

[American_Idiot]

Originally Posted by Hellstormer

Daredevil has to smash the fourth wall once. I like the Spidey suggestion.^

I think something like.

Deadpool is doing backflips and poses while the team is walking.
Wolverine: Wilson what are you doing.
Deadpool: I need to get more badass screentime so I can get a spin-off like you, duh.
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Some kinda plothole happens.
Deadpool: Deus ex machina, much? My movie better be made by Marvel Studios. Hey did any of you guys seem the armor dude. THAT WAS AWESOME!
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Deadpool: Hey do you guys know if Cable's gonna show up? Some forum user said I'm only cool when Cable's around.

I like those suggestions.

[American_Idiot]

Originally Posted by Iron_Boshido

-Wolverine and Silver Fox are out eatting-

Silver Fox- "Logan, you got somthing in your teeth sweety"

Wolverine- "..I do?"

Deadpool rolls up while sittin on one of those little bus boy-carts, in a white waiters uniform with a little bow tie, with his Katanas on his back.

Deadpool unsheathes his sword- "Toothpick sir?"

Wolverine turns around.."Yes plea..."

GUSHKT! Deadpool shoves his sword in Wolverines mouth

Love it! And of course, Wolverine heals.

[Hellstormer]

Somebody: This is all going downhill.
Deadpool: You think that's bad? I was created by Rob Liefield.....

[American_Idiot]

Originally Posted by Hellstormer

Somebody: This is all going downhill.
Deadpool: You think that's bad? I was created by Rob Liefield.....

About the only good thing he's ever done.

[Hellstormer]

And Cable.

[mr. peasant]

Here's another scene:

It's at the end of a fight scene where Deadpool just kills off a major/important character by slashing his throat with his sword. Then, with his sword still in hand, he strikes a pose and says, "Now, that's a real death stroke."

(Kudos to those who know what that's a reference to )

[American_Idiot]

Originally Posted by mr. peasant

Here's another scene:

It's at the end of a fight scene where Deadpool just kills off a major/important character by slashing his throat with his sword. Then, with his sword still in hand, he strikes a pose and says, "Now, that's a real death stroke."

(Kudos to those who know what that's a reference to )

I think avid comic book readers as well as everyone at the Hype would get it and maybe even chuckle. The other millions of moviegoers would probably roll their eyes and think "WTF?"

Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with it being in there.

[Hellstormer]

I would be rolling in the theatre.

Another good scene is if something gets really boring.
Deadpool: Hey guys I'm kinda bored so I'm gonna leave, but my Earth-2 counterpart Agent X will help ya'll out. Say "Hi", Agent.
Agent X: Hi