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07-21-2008, 10:54 PM
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Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
or "Manic Celebrates Reaching 10,000 Posts with a Weird News Thread"
Source: SFGate.com ----- (07-21) 05:15 PDT San Luis Obispo, CA (AP) -- Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge. Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail. Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
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07-21-2008, 10:56 PM
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
Poor guy, must be terrible to have your sack mistreated like that.
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07-21-2008, 11:01 PM
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
Puts a new spin on the term fire crotch.
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07-21-2008, 11:25 PM
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
I lived there for six years.
It kinda sucks. |
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07-21-2008, 11:26 PM
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Hello...
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
at least it wasnt willingly done.
 
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07-22-2008, 10:36 AM
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
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07-22-2008, 11:10 AM
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the invisible poster
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
Yeah right, cologne.. i know how it really happened, those kids are just covering for him
 
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07-22-2008, 11:58 AM
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
Manic, I'd like it very much if you were to never tell me exactly what you were Googling for when you found that story. Thanks.
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07-22-2008, 12:03 PM
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No Bueno
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07-22-2008, 04:19 PM
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Re: Lighting Your Buddy's Crotch on Fire
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