Happy Birthday, Spoons!

AndThePickles · 08-14-2008, 10:33 PM

I'm 30 minutes early in our time zone, but if I don't make it, someone else will

Happy 23rd Birthday, baby! Can't wait to go out and have funs with you. Love you heaps!

Since you don't want me to bake you a cake in real life, here is your favorite that I WOULD have baked:

And the cake I'd buy you if I had the $$ to burn:

Darthphere · 08-14-2008, 10:34 PM

You mah boy Spoons!

You know, to a lot of people here I'm known as an *******. In the case of Wilhelm, I'm known as the guy who pretends to be an *******. But one of my true blue mother****ing peoples is Colossal Spoons. Straight edged, sharp as **** mother****er whose taste in comics is questionable but his his heart is not. He loves his woman, he loves his comics, he loves his steroids. He loves the **** out of them. And you know what, Spoons is probably the chillest ******* on these boards. I look forward to a day where I can join him in reality and share a drink, a protein drink with him and pwn noobs in real life. Until that day, I cherish everyone of his posts and hate him for every Ultimate comic he buys. Spoons, I love you like a brother, no homo. Have a good one.

Nirvana · 08-14-2008, 10:42 PM

Happy Spoons Day!

The Squirrel · 08-14-2008, 10:43 PM

Happy Birthday!

Sensi · 08-14-2008, 10:46 PM

Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

JP · 08-14-2008, 10:46 PM

Happy Birthday!!!

Asteroid-Man · 08-14-2008, 10:54 PM

We all know what pickles is giving him

Happy Birthday.

JustABill · 08-14-2008, 10:55 PM

Happy Birthday my favorite poster named after a food eating instrument.

Alexia Dark · 08-14-2008, 10:56 PM

Happy Escape from the Womb day.

The Original Bamfer · 08-14-2008, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndThePickles

I'm 30 minutes early in our time zone, but if I don't make it, someone else will

Happy 23rd Birthday, baby! Can't wait to go out and have funs with you. Love you heaps!

Since you don't want me to bake you a cake in real life, here is your favorite that I WOULD have baked:

And the cake I'd buy you if I had the $$ to burn:

Now that's a part I'd want to be invited to!

Spoons, Happy Birthday! Expect to receive a package in the mail soon. In it, you may find Doritos, Gum Drops, Fried Chicken, Chocolate Milk, a Snubbull Pokemon Trading Card and more! Enjoy!

Hobgoblin · 08-14-2008, 11:09 PM

Ditto all the above.

Colossal Spoons · 08-14-2008, 11:11 PM

Thanks everybody. I'm at work now, yay!

The Original Bamfer · 08-14-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

Thanks everybody. I'm at work now, yay!

Go home! Get drunk!

Colossal Spoons · 08-14-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darthphere

You mah boy Spoons!

You know, to a lot of people here I'm known as an *******. In the case of Wilhelm, I'm known as the guy who pretends to be an *******. But one of my true blue mother****ing peoples is Colossal Spoons. Straight edged, sharp as **** mother****er whose taste in comics is questionable but his his heart is not. He loves his woman, he loves his comics, he loves his steroids. He loves the **** out of them. And you know what, Spoons is probably the chillest ******* on these boards. I look forward to a day where I can join him in reality and share a drink, a protein drink with him and pwn noobs in real life. Until that day, I cherish everyone of his posts and hate him for every Ultimate comic he buys. Spoons, I love you like a brother, no homo. Have a good one.

Haha, I'm def lookin you up if I'm ever in FL(Miami right?) Ultimate comics FTW

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

Spoons, Happy Birthday! Expect to receive a package in the mail soon. In it, you may find Doritos, Gum Drops, Fried Chicken, Chocolate Milk, a Snubbull Pokemon Trading Card and more! Enjoy!

Hahaha, hells yeah!

Asteroid-Man · 08-14-2008, 11:22 PM

Spoons! Get your hiny to the mole thread! Let's finish this game

Darthphere · 08-14-2008, 11:26 PM

Spoons, get to Miami ASAP, bring Pickles we need to hit South Beach TODAY!

jaguarr · 08-14-2008, 11:28 PM

Spoons, you ARE...The Man. And by "The Man" I don't mean some overbearing old, rich white guy or Eugene Levy in the movie of the same name. No. By "The Man" I mean you are awesome. So awesome, in fact, that if I were gay I would kill Pickles and claim you for myself*. But I'm not, so Pickles gets to live and we will speak no more of this. For your birthday I hope she rocks your world so hard you can't walk for three days. Now here's a drawing of Colossus holding up what appears to be a giant, dead alien penis to help you celebrate. Enjoy!

*no homo

jag

JustABill · 08-14-2008, 11:35 PM

I invited someone else to your birthday party buddy.

I kid. I kid, my friend.

Colossal Spoons · 08-14-2008, 11:37 PM

Haha, thanks Jag. Colossus holding up the Juggernaut

Dammit JAB!!!!

jaguarr · 08-14-2008, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustABill

I invited someone else to your birthday party buddy.

I kid. I kid, my friend.

Spoons would hit it!

jag

AndThePickles · 08-14-2008, 11:38 PM

Ha, I was gonna post that Colossus pic and find a way to replace Juggernaut with a cake or something, but I was too lazy

The Original Bamfer · 08-14-2008, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguarr

Spoons would hit it!

jag

He don't mind no paper cuts!

AndThePickles · 08-14-2008, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguarr

Spoons would hit it!

jag

Yeah, hit her with a punch to the nose

JustABill · 08-14-2008, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguarr

Spoons would hit it!

jag

Then go to jail for pedophilia.

Colossal Spoons · 08-14-2008, 11:44 PM

I could totally pwn Molly

08-14-2008, 10:33 PM	#1
AndThePickles Kiss the girl Join Date: May 2005 Location: under the sea Posts: 21,648	Happy Birthday, Spoons! I'm 30 minutes early in our time zone, but if I don't make it, someone else will Happy 23rd Birthday, baby! Can't wait to go out and have funs with you. Love you heaps! Since you don't want me to bake you a cake in real life, here is your favorite that I WOULD have baked: And the cake I'd buy you if I had the $$ to burn: __________________ *“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." ~Albus Dumbledore* ~FHM~

08-14-2008, 10:34 PM	#2
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,959	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! You mah boy Spoons! You know, to a lot of people here I'm known as an *****. In the case of Wilhelm, I'm known as the guy who pretends to be an ***. But one of my true blue mothering peoples is Colossal Spoons. Straight edged, sharp as motherer whose taste in comics is questionable but his his heart is not. He loves his woman, he loves his comics, he loves his steroids. He loves the out of them. And you know what, Spoons is probably the chillest *** on these boards. I look forward to a day where I can join him in reality and share a drink, a protein drink with him and pwn noobs in real life. Until that day, I cherish everyone of his posts and hate him for every Ultimate comic he buys. Spoons, I love you like a brother, no homo. Have a good one. __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV** Last edited by Darthphere; 08-14-2008 at 10:38 PM.

08-14-2008, 10:42 PM	#3
Nirvana Slowly Losing My Mind Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: FL Posts: 9,331	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Happy Spoons Day! __________________ What would you do if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, And I'll try not to sing out of key.

08-14-2008, 10:43 PM	#4
The Squirrel Not a Racist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Up a tree Posts: 16,863	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Happy Birthday!

08-14-2008, 10:46 PM	#5
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08-14-2008, 10:54 PM	#7
Asteroid-Man Ham Sammiches Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 16,523	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! We all know what pickles is giving him Happy Birthday. __________________ Basi ranj bordam dar in saale si, Ajam zende kardam bedin Parsi; Namiram az in pas keh man zende'am, Ke tokhme sokhan ra parakandeam. Posting Since 09/24/05 10:30 am

08-14-2008, 10:55 PM	#8
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Alexia Dark Warrior Princess Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Angel Grove Posts: 12,599	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Happy Escape from the Womb day.

08-14-2008, 11:09 PM	#11
Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 17,909	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Ditto all the above. __________________ I'm open to my emotions—most of them range from anger to rage. -Denis Leary

08-14-2008, 11:11 PM	#12
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,182	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Thanks everybody. I'm at work now, yay! __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

08-14-2008, 11:22 PM	#15
Asteroid-Man Ham Sammiches Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 16,523	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Spoons! Get your hiny to the mole thread! Let's finish this game __________________ Basi ranj bordam dar in saale si, Ajam zende kardam bedin Parsi; Namiram az in pas keh man zende'am, Ke tokhme sokhan ra parakandeam. Posting Since 09/24/05 10:30 am

08-14-2008, 11:26 PM	#16
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,959	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Spoons, get to Miami ASAP, bring Pickles we need to hit South Beach TODAY! __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

08-14-2008, 11:28 PM	#17
jaguarr Be Your Own Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In The Moment Posts: 43,580	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Spoons, you ARE...The Man. And by "The Man" I don't mean some overbearing old, rich white guy or Eugene Levy in the movie of the same name. No. By "The Man" I mean you are awesome. So awesome, in fact, that if I were gay I would kill Pickles and claim you for myself. But I'm not, so Pickles gets to live and we will speak no more of this. For your birthday I hope she rocks your world so hard you can't walk for three days. Now here's a drawing of Colossus holding up what appears to be a giant, dead alien penis to help you celebrate. Enjoy! no homo jag __________________ Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency. A VERY Basic Primer To Bodybuilding, Weight Training & Fitnesss (2nd Edition, New And Improved!)

08-14-2008, 11:35 PM	#18
JustABill Slightly Used User. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 35,859	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! I invited someone else to your birthday party buddy. I kid. I kid, my friend.

08-14-2008, 11:37 PM	#19
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,182	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Haha, thanks Jag. Colossus holding up the Juggernaut Dammit JAB!!!! __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

08-14-2008, 11:38 PM	#21
AndThePickles Kiss the girl Join Date: May 2005 Location: under the sea Posts: 21,648	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! Ha, I was gonna post that Colossus pic and find a way to replace Juggernaut with a cake or something, but I was too lazy __________________ *“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." ~Albus Dumbledore* ~FHM~

08-14-2008, 11:44 PM	#25
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,182	Re: Happy Birthday, Spoons! I could totally pwn Molly __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

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