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Kneel before 'Drox!
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Back on a cold, wet July morning, the sky was dark. A swarm of locusts had engulfed the community forum and the hype elite were nowhere to be found. The JLA as they would be known lost in the darkness of the Batman forums were unable to stop the onslaught of Jonty's Nephew. From the darkness came one fake Asian boy, the salvation of the internet. Ronny Shade battled alone against Jonty's nephew and the almighty Warlord. Ronny seconds from defeat was joined by two. Mee, who had just finished a great Superman piece with enough cock to make Brandon Routh cry, and Darthphere. Who had taken time out from arguing about whether or not Superman could beat Goku came to his aid. Together, they battled Jonty's Nephew and defeated him with an unstoppable attack of wit, humor, and random Chow Yun Fat references. Warlord, seeing that the battle was lost, got himself banned. The Community forum was once again free of the opression. Terry posted a stupid news article, and a new lounge was formed. To the South, Kainedamo recounted his latest rejection by the hands of Vicki, and to the east, Wilhelm fought some Christians. The JLA, tired from their battle of the batsuit being "teh puffy", realized that they alone could not protect the community forum and the hype as one. They offered the 3, Ronny Shade, Mee and Darthphere membership into their elite group as secondary members. With the promise of one day being able to join them in the JLA. From this moment on, the Teen Titans ruled over the community forum and brought peace and balance to the Hype. That is until a new threat rose from the primordial ooze. A being so pathetic, Ronny Shade was lost. Ghostrider87 had come, and with him, a new age of darkness.....
So yes, where the **** are you guys?
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Side-Kick my Ass!
Join Date: Jul 2005
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- Where indeed.
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The Power Is Yours
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Wootwootwootwoot!
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Okay, so, for the record, Erzengel deemed me a Teen Titan. Does that make me awesome?
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YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY!!!
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Kneel before 'Drox!
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You're not an original. But yes, you're awesome for being in my crew.
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He's like Beast Boy or something.
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Kneel before 'Drox!
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Possibly Terra.
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2 E's are better than 1
Join Date: Dec 2005
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sup lolz
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Kneel before 'Drox!
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Ok, I saw Ronny here the other day, where the heckleberry are you?
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2 E's are better than 1
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Our trio's down to two.
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I didn't realize you guys were so lost without me. I'm sorry. Have your self esteems risen since my return?
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Kneel before 'Drox!
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Exponentially.
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Quote:
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yes, but the legs can levitate and poke people's eyes out.
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2 E's are better than 1
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Clearly you overestimate us.
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Banned User
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I wanna join
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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![]() then again.... with the mood Darth's been in.......
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I created the Teen Titans.
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Unfortuntely, I don't see a new class of Teen Titans. Maybe Power Pack but that's it.
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Be Your Own Hero
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Can we not call Darthphere by the name "DP", please? It sounds like his name is really Double Penetration and I don't think he wants that....or maybe he does, I don't know. :nojudging:
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When I read that I saw "playing with their doos" at first.
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how do you think cinematographers feel?
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Be Your Own Hero
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2 E's are better than 1
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You're a quick one.
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Be Your Own Hero
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Look, I don't think I was saying anything new, but it's clearly something everyone has been thinking and it's time we talked about the elephant in the room.
jag
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