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Join Date: Sep 2004
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I can believe the police waste some many man hours writing out "vehicle" instead of car
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Earth (England-USA)
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Jared has aids and with the help of aids and subway he lost weight!
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: behind you
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that and the locking them all away to prevent the spread
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In The Moment
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Ours is the Fury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sudden Valley
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
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If the people with AIDs refrained from sexual activity their entire life, then the disease would be completely gone.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
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AIDs island?
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New Jersey
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There could have been someone in that car when that guy went through the windshield.
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Ours is the Fury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sudden Valley
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The S in AIDS is part of the acronym so it gets capitalized as well.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
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Sorry AIDS I spelled your name wrong. Please don't hurt me.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Ours is the Fury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sudden Valley
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Now AIDS is going to infect you with herpes.
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The Oval Avenger
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: The good ol' days
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I hope the insurance covers it.
With the right treatments your car should be able to live a relatively normal life.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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To be fair, we don't even know if the person killed himself.
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Bland User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
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It still doesn't lessen the sheer oddness of the note.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Medianoche de Sol
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 4,749
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Maybe he was a crackhead? A crackhead smashed the window on my car to steal 15 cents out of my cupholder once. I wish I had just left a note on the window that said the door was open, help yourself to the god damn 15 cents.
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Ours is the Fury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sudden Valley
Posts: 38,011
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Then there are two victims. But for now, there's only one. And he's not dead.
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