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I'm laughing internally
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7812875.stm
'Penis fire' suspect is charged An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis. Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping. When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread. Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity. Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair. "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying. The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000). Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time. The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week. She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.
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Fear nothing
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Ow. Ow, Ow OW.
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FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!
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"Lets put another shrimp on the barbie!!"
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No Limits
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it's not funny...but i laughed
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Jul 2005
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She didn't have hard
evidence that he was actually cheating and then burned his penis!?
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Ancient but wise
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That will make every male poster's list of how not to die. And most people think divorce is painful.....
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Faster than an Iceberg.
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My willy just screamed.
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Oct 2005
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His sex was on fire. Ouchs.
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Ours is the Fury
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Damn crazy *****.
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Haterz Bot 9000+
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If there was a vid of this it would be the new BME Pain Olympics.
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Oh. dear. lord.
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Start Your Agents...
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I can't stand that song by King of Leon, but for this story, that song actually works.
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Ha ha.
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What a crazy *****.
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Quit being Weird!!!
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HA, talk about a fire crotch.
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Jun 2002
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"I didn't mean for this to happen"?
? What good does having a burnt and useless penis belong to her do her?
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She clearly likes it crispy.
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No Limits
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Something Witty Here
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I've heard about smoking after sex, but this is ridiculous.
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she just wanted some smoked sausage...
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Be Your Own Hero
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I...just...
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Be Your Own Hero
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I...just...
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I'm laughing internally
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Horrific ... just ... horrific.
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Be Your Own Hero
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Sometimes the Hype decides that what I have to say is so important, that it posts it twice for me.
jag
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