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Old 01-06-2009, 11:49 AM   #1
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'Penis fire' suspect is charged

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

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Old 01-06-2009, 11:50 AM   #2
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Ow. Ow, Ow OW.

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Old 01-06-2009, 11:57 AM   #3
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Old 01-06-2009, 12:01 PM   #4
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it's not funny...but i laughed

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:02 PM   #5
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She didn't have hard evidence that he was actually cheating and then burned his penis!?

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:06 PM   #6
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That will make every male poster's list of how not to die. And most people think divorce is painful.....

I wonder if he actually cheated or if it was all in her head.

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:20 PM   #7
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My willy just screamed.

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Assessment... Lady is bat**** crazy.

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:23 PM   #8
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His sex was on fire. Ouchs.

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:46 PM   #9
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Damn crazy *****.

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If there was a vid of this it would be the new BME Pain Olympics.

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Old 01-06-2009, 01:12 PM   #11
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Oh. dear. lord.

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Old 01-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #12
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His sex was on fire. Ouchs.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:28 PM   #13
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'Penis fire' suspect is charged

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.
Oh yes, of course, perfectly fair and reasonable, not even remotely terrifyingly insane.

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Old 01-06-2009, 01:32 PM   #14
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What a crazy *****.

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Old 01-06-2009, 01:35 PM   #15
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HA, talk about a fire crotch.

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Old 01-06-2009, 01:52 PM   #16
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"I didn't mean for this to happen"?

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What good does having a burnt and useless penis belong to her do her?

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Old 01-06-2009, 02:05 PM   #17
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"I didn't mean for this to happen"?

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What good does having a burnt and useless penis belong to her do her?
She clearly likes it crispy.

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I've heard about smoking after sex, but this is ridiculous.

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she just wanted some smoked sausage...

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I...just...

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Horrific ... just ... horrific.

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So staggering you had to say it twice, huh?
Sometimes the Hype decides that what I have to say is so important, that it posts it twice for me.

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