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Officer Friendly
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Doesn't Matter-- City Belongs to the Dead Now
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Please tell me that you all hate that Blackberry commercial as much as I do.
I mean, I'm not advocating domestic violence, but I would've given serious thought to chucking my blackberry at her head if I was that guy.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
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I hate that woman's haircut more than anything.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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The "D" is silent.
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Right here
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I want whoever thought of the very idea of that commercial to die a horrible death.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the pale moonlight
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It's right up there with Ovaltine ads.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Damage, Inc.
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And FreeCreditReport.com commercials...
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CREDIT... REPORT DOT COM! I shoulda seen it comin' like an atom bomb!" |
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superhero fan
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,403
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I don't know a single guy who'd carry his phone in his back pocket. The wallet is uncomfortable enough.
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The Invincible Iron Mod
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the pale moonlight
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That can lead to back problems, I'm told. Mine is in the front pocket.
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Suit up
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Calgary
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I don't carry a wallet, all my cards and cash right close to the ol' coin purse so as to deflect robbers' attention. I carry my Blackberry in my other front pocket so that I can for SURE tell when it's vibrating.
Net result is I look like I'm smuggling a three-piece chain of garlic.
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Join Date: May 2006
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The joke was funnier when it was on How I Met Your Mother.
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Suit up
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Calgary
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Which?
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Join Date: May 2006
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They did the butt calling joke.
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superhero fan
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,403
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I'm going to pose a question about another commercial because it's been bugging me...
It's one of the latest Geico ads where's an older couple is eating at restaurant. The waiter walks up "that's the money you could be saving with Geico". Now, the other "money bundle with eyes" ads made at least enough sense that I could see what they were trying to do... the restaurant one...not so much. Can someone explain to me wtf is supposed to be taking place?
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Join Date: May 2006
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The wife wants to do the money.
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superhero fan
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Simply because it's looking at her? Does she know it's money, and not a person?
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Join Date: May 2006
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She's a whore. It doesn't matter to her.
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superhero fan
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,403
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Well, that's disturbing.
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Join Date: May 2008
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I carry my phone in my back pocket, it's pretty slim though, so it doesn't bother me. My old one I would carry in the front because it was too bulky.
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Side-Kick my Ass!
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~ Finally Free ~
Join Date: Aug 2007
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I carry my phone in my back pocket... but it's a slim folding phone so no butt calls.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Clink
Posts: 37,791
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yes! I really hate that woman. Such a little sarcastic *****!
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Do you sit on it? I would worry about cracking the screen.
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Friend to Captain Solo
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of the '3 Suns'
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Alot of commercials these days annoy the heck out of me. 80% of them make me change the channel immediately.
Best two commercials now are the newest Subway one...there's a really hot girl in it, and the Monster.com commercial.
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GO HAM WOR FAIR
Join Date: May 2008
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Sometimes. If it's a hard surface, I'll put it in my coat or shirt pocket. On a soft seat, I'll leave it. It's mainly when I walk around that I keep it in my back pocket.
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No Bueno
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern California
Posts: 34,017
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I see you've been singing their songs since they first showed up with their pirate hats on.
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