Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza

Byrd Man · 02-21-2009, 08:51 PM

Some of you may know that this coming Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, the offical start of Lent. A 40 day long ritual of fasting, where one gives up something they love in an effort to grow as a person.

Last year, I gave up being an ******* and didn't quite make it all the way, but I do believe I made it about halfway. This year I will try and do it again.

One other important ritual is Mardi Gras.

Mardi Gras is a sort of farewell to whatever you plan on giving up. Doesn't matter if it's booze, sex, or drugs.

So, this is my Mardi Gras. Let me get the party started!

**** ALL OF YA'LL! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS!

TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS:

**** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, AND **** YOU!!!

Andy C. · 02-21-2009, 08:53 PM

Good thing I'm giving up caring about what Byrd says.

Green Lantern · 02-21-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrd Man

Some of you may know that this coming Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, the offical start of Lent. A 40 day long ritual of fasting, where one gives up something they love in an effort to grow as a person.

Last year, I gave up being an ******* and didn't quite make it all the way, but I do believe I made it about halfway. This year I will try and do it again.

One other important ritual is Mardi Gras.

Mardi Gras is a sort of farewell to whatever you plan on giving up. Doesn't matter if it's booze, sex, or drugs.

So, this is my Mardi Gras. Let me get the party started!

**** ALL OF YA'LL! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS!

TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS:

**** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, AND **** YOU!!!

I'm sorry, I don't fornicate with farm animals. Thats MB's job, but you're more of a donkey than a goat...

NiteMare Shape · 02-21-2009, 08:54 PM

That touched me. I felt it deep down in the bottom of my heart.

Feel the warmth.

Byrd Man · 02-21-2009, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy C.

Good thing I'm giving up caring about what Byrd says.

You're a good lad...

and go to hell! You bastard! I hope that you get sodomized to death.

Harlekin · 02-22-2009, 03:05 AM

It's that time of year again?

YES!

SuperFerret · 02-22-2009, 03:19 AM

I knew I should've waited a few days to post that Spider-Man application in the DC RPG.

Optikal · 02-22-2009, 03:44 AM

I'm giving up sodomy. I'll release Brotha-Man from my basement.

Batman · 02-22-2009, 10:50 AM

I'm giving up all self respect I have for myself.

Well, that was fast.

Matt Murdock · 02-22-2009, 11:12 AM

I'm going to not make fun of the goat-****er.

...Wait.

Batman · 02-22-2009, 11:25 AM

What? All you said was 'goat-****er'.

At this point, I might aswell put that on my driver's liscence.

Venom160 · 02-22-2009, 12:52 PM

Let the betting begin! I got fifty that say byrd snaps after a month.

Batman · 02-22-2009, 12:54 PM

You're being way too generous.

Catman_prb · 02-22-2009, 12:59 PM

Depends on whether we can lure Brotha-Man back.

Venom160 · 02-22-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Master Bruce

You're being way too generous.

I know. Thats what I'm giving up for lent so enjoy while you can.

SuperFerret · 02-22-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Catman_prb

Depends on whether we can lure Brotha-Man back.

He'd probably ignore your attempts.

Blacklight · 02-22-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFerret

He'd probably ignore your attempts.

Like he does about continuity?

SuperFerret · 02-22-2009, 01:43 PM

That was the joke.

Blacklight · 02-22-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFerret

That was the joke.

You haven't heard?

SuperFerret · 02-22-2009, 02:26 PM

Heard what?

Matt Murdock · 02-22-2009, 02:35 PM

I swear to god if he says, "that the bird is the word," I'm going to kill him.

SuperFerret · 02-22-2009, 02:38 PM

Wouldn't it be "Byrd is the word"?

Matt Murdock · 02-22-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFerret

Wouldn't it be "Byrd is the word"?

Satan?

Venom160 · 02-22-2009, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Murdock

I swear to god if he says, "that the bird is the word," I'm going to kill him.

rofl

Byrd Man · 02-22-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Bruce

I'm giving up all self respect I have for myself.

Well, that was fast.

Wow. I thought you were giving up never posting in an RPG. That sure would be a test of your will power!

02-21-2009, 08:51 PM	#1
Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro Join Date: May 2006 Location: America Posts: 21,369	Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza Some of you may know that this coming Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, the offical start of Lent. A 40 day long ritual of fasting, where one gives up something they love in an effort to grow as a person. Last year, I gave up being an ***** and didn't quite make it all the way, but I do believe I made it about halfway. This year I will try and do it again. One other important ritual is Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is a sort of farewell to whatever you plan on giving up. Doesn't matter if it's booze, sex, or drugs. So, this is my Mardi Gras. Let me get the party started! ALL OF YA'LL! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS! TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS: YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU!!! __________________ Below The Bible Belt Southern Hospitality - Delivered Monthly**

02-21-2009, 08:53 PM	#2
Andy C. Repent, Harlequin! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Basement Posts: 3,520	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza Good thing I'm giving up caring about what Byrd says.

02-21-2009, 08:54 PM	#4
NiteMare Shape Livin' like a Sheen Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My own Fortress of Solitude Posts: 3,713	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza That touched me. I felt it deep down in the bottom of my heart. Feel the warmth.

02-22-2009, 03:05 AM	#6
Harlekin Business Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 20,592	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza It's that time of year again? YES!

02-22-2009, 03:19 AM	#7
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,534	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza I knew I should've waited a few days to post that Spider-Man application in the DC RPG.

02-22-2009, 03:44 AM	#8
Optikal Professor Chaos Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 1,438	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza I'm giving up sodomy. I'll release Brotha-Man from my basement. __________________ Jones: Tell me the truth… what are you going to feel when you put a bullet in one of those men, Nick? Fury: Recoil. -Secret Warriors #4

02-22-2009, 11:12 AM	#10
Matt Murdock [C]ured. Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 19,084	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza I'm going to not make fun of the goat-**er. ...Wait. __________________ Connections are for airports. [H]**

02-22-2009, 12:52 PM	#12
Venom160 Enigmatic Loner Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Treading sanity's thin line..... Posts: 9,614	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza Let the betting begin! I got fifty that say byrd snaps after a month. __________________ My name is Death and the end is near. VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: ^ The way the live action Transformers movies should've been. R.I.P. mom, I love you and forever miss you

02-22-2009, 01:43 PM	#18
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,534	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza That was the joke.

02-22-2009, 02:26 PM	#20
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,534	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza Heard what?

02-22-2009, 02:35 PM	#21
Matt Murdock [C]ured. Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 19,084	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza I swear to god if he says, "that the bird is the word," I'm going to kill him. __________________ Connections are for airports. [H]

02-22-2009, 02:38 PM	#22
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,534	Re: Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza Wouldn't it be "Byrd is the word"?

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