Applebees Makes You Fart!

Catman · 03-16-2009, 01:24 PM

I went with a friend to Applebees for that 2 for $20 deal. Big mistake. I was only at the parking lot when the thunderous farting began. Damn Applebees.

This is Taco Bell stuff that they're pulling here!

Immortalfire · 03-16-2009, 01:32 PM

What?

AndThePickles · 03-16-2009, 01:36 PM

....can't say I've ever had this problem after eating at Applebees. Eww

Nirvana · 03-16-2009, 01:37 PM

A fart thread? Really?

Catman · 03-16-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndThePickles

....can't say I've ever had this problem after eating at Applebees.

Then again you weren't eating a 2 for $20 deal. I think that deal consists of the left overs. Those bastards.

Immortalfire · 03-16-2009, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

A fart thread? Really?

God bless the Hype.

Catman · 03-16-2009, 01:48 PM

You're right, Nirvana. A fart thread is too Coming Soon-esque. I should have known better. Let's send this over to them. Frizzo could use the laugh.

Darthphere · 03-16-2009, 02:16 PM

Um, you're stupid.

Sarge 2.0 · 03-16-2009, 02:32 PM

Catman's threads suck.

squeekness · 03-16-2009, 02:34 PM

At the very least it's smelly.

*breaks out the air freshener *

Immortalfire · 03-16-2009, 02:42 PM

I thought Cats was going to tell us about the hot waitress that refilled his Coke, and how he knew she wanted him...but then he started farting continuously, and she ran for her life.

Erzengel · 03-16-2009, 03:05 PM

Eww...Crapplebees.

terry78 · 03-16-2009, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndThePickles

....can't say I've ever had this problem after eating at Applebees. Eww

Even if you did, I'm sure it would come out smelling like Bath and Body Works.

TNC9852002 · 03-16-2009, 03:18 PM

This thread delivers.

kane9321 · 03-16-2009, 03:21 PM

omg..lol

the_ultimate_evil · 03-16-2009, 03:25 PM

call me childish if you must, but i could not help but laugh at the threads title

and ohh mp3 recording or it didn't happen

Sam Fisher · 03-16-2009, 03:49 PM

Burger King makes me fart Who knew?

The Lizard · 03-16-2009, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

A fart thread? Really?

I predict 20+ pages.

Sawyer · 03-16-2009, 04:23 PM

You order a 2 for 20 deal, but blame Applebees for making you fart?

PyroChamber · 03-16-2009, 04:29 PM

What exactly was it that you ate?

Zacky · 03-16-2009, 04:32 PM

"Applebees has rats"

Darthphere · 03-16-2009, 04:39 PM

I mean, the 2 for $20 are appetizers essentially right? I mean, come on. Take a Bean-O and there will be no gas.

**Kelly** · 03-16-2009, 05:23 PM

It's that apple syrupy stuff they put on everything....it's a conspiracy...

SuperFerret · 03-17-2009, 02:34 AM

I have never eaten at an Applebees before, but maybe I should avoid them if they give you gas. I've had to stop drinking Coca Cola because of the horrible gas pockets I get from it.

Majic Walrus · 03-17-2009, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lizard

I predict 20+ pages.

I think this thread should have a poll.

View Poll Results: Does Applebees make you fart?
Yes	3	25.00%
No	9	75.00%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

03-16-2009, 01:24 PM	#1
Catman Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 29,055	Applebees Makes You Fart! I went with a friend to Applebees for that 2 for $20 deal. Big mistake. I was only at the parking lot when the thunderous farting began. Damn Applebees. This is Taco Bell stuff that they're pulling here!

03-16-2009, 01:32 PM	#2
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,410	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! What? __________________ D A W G S

03-16-2009, 01:36 PM	#3
AndThePickles Kiss the girl Join Date: May 2005 Location: under the sea Posts: 21,648	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! ....can't say I've ever had this problem after eating at Applebees. Eww __________________ *“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." ~Albus Dumbledore* ~FHM~

03-16-2009, 01:37 PM	#4
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03-16-2009, 01:48 PM	#7
Catman Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 29,055	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! You're right, Nirvana. A fart thread is too Coming Soon-esque. I should have known better. Let's send this over to them. Frizzo could use the laugh.

03-16-2009, 02:16 PM	#8
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03-16-2009, 02:34 PM	#10
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03-16-2009, 02:42 PM	#11
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,410	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! I thought Cats was going to tell us about the hot waitress that refilled his Coke, and how he knew she wanted him...but then he started farting continuously, and she ran for her life. __________________ D A W G S

03-16-2009, 03:05 PM	#12
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03-16-2009, 03:18 PM	#14
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03-16-2009, 03:49 PM	#17
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03-16-2009, 04:23 PM	#19
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03-16-2009, 04:39 PM	#22
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,964	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! I mean, the 2 for $20 are appetizers essentially right? I mean, come on. Take a Bean-O and there will be no gas. __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

03-16-2009, 05:23 PM	#23
Kelly Proud Teacher! SHH! Administrator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 54,530	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! It's that apple syrupy stuff they put on everything....it's a conspiracy... __________________ "Those who can, do...Those who can do more, teach." Questions about SHH?

03-17-2009, 02:34 AM	#24
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,542	Re: Applebees Makes You Fart! I have never eaten at an Applebees before, but maybe I should avoid them if they give you gas. I've had to stop drinking Coca Cola because of the horrible gas pockets I get from it.

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