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Santa Claus 1 100.00%
Superman 0 0%
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:56 PM   #1
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Awesome Superman vs. Santa Claus .... Fight!!!

Ok, this article right here got me thinking about Santa "The Immortal" Claus and his potential as a superhero >
List of powers:
Santa Sack
Omnipathic presence
Matter manipulation
Santa's Home

Picture for reference:

Here is page with the powers of Super "everyone's hero" man >
List of powers:
Super strength
Laser Eyes
Super speed
Can breathe in space

Picture for reference:

Ok, you get the idea. Now ... who would win in a brawl for it all?

This is how I picture it going down. We have Superman standing alone. His suit is in tatters. The JLA is decimated behind him in the snowy North Pole. Between him and Santa's home is an army of Elves that resemble the ORC army form LOTR. We hear Santa's jolly laugh in the distance.

"You've been naughty Superman" he says.
"You're reign of terror ends now, Claus" he replies.

Superman then flies into the Elven army, punching and laser beaming through the hordes of elves frothing at the mouth. He then sees Santa, his sack slung over his shoulder. He flies through until Santa pulls out a pound of kryptonite and throws it at the man of steel. Superman uses an Elf like a baseball bat and swats the kryptonite away.

Superman then flies into Santa only to bounce right off. Santa then teleports behind Superman, swats him with the bad, and Supes is hammered into the ice below.

"Time for cookies and milk" says Santa.

And it goes on like that until they make amends and then decide to capture the true cause of it all, this guy:

So, who get's your vote and why?

My money is on Santa.

Happy Holidays!

Last edited by Destructor; 12-16-2014 at 10:01 PM.
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