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Doom is watching you
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,478
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Name em'.
Most people have their price for pretty much anything. |
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Shhhhhhhh!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: My talents reside in South Beach
Posts: 18,319
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Depends. Do YOU have 3 billion to spare? PM me with the unholy acts you'd like me to perform if you do infact have that amount of money.
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Banned User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tenpenny Tower.
Posts: 18,740
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3 billion? there are a couple of things I definitely wouldn't do. the rest, I'm up to anything. anything.
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Not a Racist
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Up a tree
Posts: 16,874
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I get paid at least 1.5 billion in advance.
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Doom is watching you
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,478
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I like your attitude though. Pride and morals have no place in this game. |
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Doom is watching you
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,478
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You get a bank account set up in your name and the routing # upon completion of said unholy acts.
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All kinds of smexy.
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 4,635
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Kill a family member.
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Doom is watching you
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,478
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I like how you specified family member.
Anyone else is game. |
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Faster than an Iceberg.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 425 Hackart ave, Gotham City
Posts: 9,777
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I wouldn't harm my daughter. Other than anything goes.
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The Triumvirate
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Mortalville!
Posts: 24,910
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Touch a praying mantis or even look at one.
Eat bugs. Be covered in ****. Be covered in human ****. For some odd reason...I would risk getting HIV for 3 billion though. Then I could donate 500 million towards a cure for that. |
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Let The Games Begin!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The Burgh
Posts: 19,829
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Very, very few things I wouldn't do. I'd totally turn gay for a night, kill someone (not family, ^good call), eat something horrific etc.
I dont think I could kill a child though.........................maybe for 10 billion.
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Bland User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 41,457
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I wouldn't kill anyone or mutilate anyone, including myself on both counts. However, I would kill or mutilate if they were a murderer or a pedophile. I would also not do any emotional or irreversible damage to family members that I loved. Everything else is fair game.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Hype Award Winner
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Clink
Posts: 37,796
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gay sex with O.J. Simpson
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Bland User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 41,457
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You wouldn't do that!? For 3 billion...**** yes I would. I would even let him hold a gun or knife to my face since that gets him off.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tenpenny Tower.
Posts: 18,740
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I wouldn't touch my family. And animals. Rest of the world.. bring it on. Can I shoot some mimes?
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Hype Award Winner
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Clink
Posts: 37,796
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OJ doesn't look like a cuddler...
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The Invincible Iron Mod
SHH! Global Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the pale moonlight
Posts: 53,423
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Eat bugs.
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Newbie
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 14
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I dunno, I'm pretty sure there are some things I couldn't bring myself to do, but then again... 3 billion dollars. Even if you had to commit a murder, think of the many, many lives you could save with that kind of money.
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 278
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Quote:
sorry Adrian Viedt people like you is how people like Rorschach get killed. |
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Bland User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 41,457
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^HAHA
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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Faster than an Iceberg.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 425 Hackart ave, Gotham City
Posts: 9,777
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Seriously? I think I would kill any one of you guys on the Hype for that amount of money and I expect the same from you.
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:argh:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: A bar on Oa
Posts: 61,194
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Agree to never exercise/workout again
Live in Africa Be in any relationship where I pretty much get told what to do, beg for sexy-time, or any other "whipped" characteristic.
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Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris Last edited by Colossal Spoons; 05-18-2009 at 04:23 PM. |
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Banned User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Teh D33P
Posts: 14,860
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Dude...$3,000,000,000 will buy you the best home gym ever. Then you wouldn't have to go anywhere.
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:argh:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: A bar on Oa
Posts: 61,194
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I realized I should have rephrased that as soon as I posted it
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Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris |
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The God of Tits and Wine
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: King's Landing
Posts: 48,227
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Wipe LOST from existence. No amount of money would ever get me to do that.
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