Thor caption thread

ultimatefan · 05-19-2009, 11:04 AM

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

Hotwire · 05-19-2009, 11:47 AM

Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.

ultimatefan · 05-19-2009, 11:51 AM

hehehehehehe

Canis Sapiens · 05-19-2009, 12:10 PM

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

Panthro · 05-19-2009, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal'Akai

Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.

Hehehe, had Golan & Globus made the Avengers.

IRON MAN: "Mad man! You're a mad man!"
THOR: "Bread & Water? Well you'll find plenty of both down there."
IRON MAN: "No one, not even a king or god, no one threatens a messenger!"
THOR: "You come to Asgard asking for submission, you insult my Lady-future-wife-future-queen-future-mother-of-my-heir-Sif, you bring the heads of conquered Asgardians to my city steps! Oh I've chosen my words carefully mortal, perhaps you should have done the same!"
IRON MAN: "Blasphemy! This is madness!"
THOR: "Madness? This... Is... Asgard!!!!" [Thor kicks Iron Man in the nuts, sending him falling down into the abyss]

Panthro · 05-19-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canis Sapiens

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

Hehehe, and his leg's missing.

THOR: "By The Power of Graysku- no wait, that's not right..."

Hotwire · 05-19-2009, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canis Sapiens

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

Who designed Thor like this?

Canis Sapiens · 05-19-2009, 09:14 PM

Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?

Panthro · 05-19-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canis Sapiens

Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?

Every decade had its bone-headed moves.

THOR: "Give me back my porn!"
HULK: "Never!"

HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

HULK: "Know why people mistake Thor for He-Man? Thor keep ripping off He-Man's 'By the Power of Grayskull' pose."
THOR: "Bite me."

THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"

THOR: "For the last time I did not have sexual relations with your cousin the She-Hulk or her human alter ego Jennifer Walters!"
HULK: "Like Hell you didn't!"

THOR: "If I told you once I told you 1,000 times - just because I'm not sleeping with Amora the Enchantress that does not mean she's on the market for grammar challenged brutes such as yourself!"
HULK: "Maybe she likes grammar challenged brutes!"

Panthro · 05-19-2009, 10:12 PM

THOR: "Falcon Punch!"

HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Hulk because Hulk GREEN!"
THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

THOR: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

THOR: "Don't you ever recommend Tim Story to me again! And don't you ever suggest that Jessica Alba play either Sif or Amora! I will settle for nothing less than truly beautiful actresses who have actual range, not some rinky Maxim chick of the week with the acting range for a block of wood! And don't even think of suggesting Katie Holmes for Sif!!!"
HULK: "Like Thor has to worry about being saddled with Katie Holmes..."

Canis Sapiens · 05-20-2009, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"

Classic!

Vartha · 05-20-2009, 09:06 AM

heh didn't think about using the VS toon.

hehehehe I'll have to sleep on this

ultimatefan · 05-20-2009, 06:26 PM

Great stuff all around guys.

And that "Sif tanktop" suit is hideous.

ultimatefan · 05-20-2009, 06:30 PM

IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
THOR: Damned be you!

Keyser Soze · 05-20-2009, 06:33 PM

IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?

ultimatefan · 05-20-2009, 06:50 PM

Oh, no,Kenneth Branagh is in his Frankenstein mode!

Panthro · 05-20-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
THOR: Damned be you!

Panthro · 05-20-2009, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?

HULK: "Hulk can't believe Hulk getting beaten up by He-Man!"
THOR: "I'm not He-Man!!! How many f***ing times do I have to explain that to you?!?!?!?!"

He-Man · 05-21-2009, 01:45 PM

What was with all the Triple H talk? I could've been cast as Thor. Woooooo

Keyser Soze · 05-21-2009, 01:47 PM

Ric Flair would be the greatest Odin ever.

kedrell · 05-21-2009, 05:32 PM

Thor: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity, any boy who isn't me today...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!!"

Panthro · 05-21-2009, 07:54 PM

"Hi boys. I'm Vicki Vale, the DC guys sent me to negotiate the peace treaty between their universe and your universe by any means necessary. And when I say by any means necessary-"

THOR: "She's mine do you hear me?! MINE!!!"

Panthro · 05-21-2009, 07:56 PM

THOR: "Thunder... Thunder... Thunder! Thunderca- no wait, that's not it either..."

ultimatefan · 05-22-2009, 01:07 PM

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff al around guys,

ultimatefan · 05-22-2009, 01:07 PM

IRON MAN: Isn´t it ironic I behave much more like the actual norse god Thor than you?
THOR: Silence, destroyer of beloved fanboy conventions!

05-19-2009, 11:04 AM	#1
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Thor caption thread We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one. THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth! IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth? THOR: Shut your mouth. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

05-19-2009, 11:47 AM	#2
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05-19-2009, 11:51 AM	#3
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread hehehehehehe __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

05-19-2009, 12:10 PM	#4
Canis Sapiens Ragnarök and roll! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil Posts: 814	Re: Thor caption thread "Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?" __________________ I could have sworn I just saw Superman in the sky, but it was just some dude. Check out my band... or I'll blow up a hospital in Gotham. He Dog Sound: http://myspace.com/hedogsound

05-19-2009, 09:14 PM	#8
Canis Sapiens Ragnarök and roll! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil Posts: 814	Re: Thor caption thread Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh? __________________ I could have sworn I just saw Superman in the sky, but it was just some dude. Check out my band... or I'll blow up a hospital in Gotham. He Dog Sound: http://myspace.com/hedogsound

05-19-2009, 10:12 PM	#10
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: Thor caption thread THOR: "Falcon Punch!" HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Hulk because Hulk GREEN!" THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!" THOR: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F*ING TV!!!!" THOR: "Don't you ever recommend Tim Story to me again! And don't you ever suggest that Jessica Alba play either Sif or Amora! I will settle for nothing less than truly beautiful actresses who have actual range, not some rinky Maxim chick of the week with the acting range for a block of wood! And don't even think of suggesting Katie Holmes for Sif!!!" HULK: "Like Thor has to worry about being saddled with Katie Holmes..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

05-20-2009, 09:06 AM	#12
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 21,721	Re: Thor caption thread heh didn't think about using the VS toon. hehehehe I'll have to sleep on this __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/

05-20-2009, 06:26 PM	#13
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread Great stuff all around guys. And that "Sif tanktop" suit is hideous. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

05-20-2009, 06:30 PM	#14
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out! THOR: Damned be you! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

05-20-2009, 06:33 PM	#15
Keyser Soze I AM EXCITE! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Scotland Posts: 17,977	Re: Thor caption thread IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh.... THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass? __________________ Batman - The "World's Finest" DC RPG Check out my comic, THE STANDARD! And listen to my slick Scottish voice on The Off-Panel Podcast!

05-20-2009, 06:50 PM	#16
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread Oh, no,Kenneth Branagh is in his Frankenstein mode! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

05-21-2009, 01:45 PM	#19
He-Man Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 1,352	Re: Thor caption thread What was with all the Triple H talk? I could've been cast as Thor. Woooooo __________________ I'm He-Man and I approved this post.

05-21-2009, 01:47 PM	#20
Keyser Soze I AM EXCITE! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Scotland Posts: 17,977	Re: Thor caption thread Ric Flair would be the greatest Odin ever. __________________ Batman - The "World's Finest" DC RPG Check out my comic, THE STANDARD! And listen to my slick Scottish voice on The Off-Panel Podcast!

05-21-2009, 05:32 PM	#21
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,342	Re: Thor caption thread Thor: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity, any boy who isn't me today...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!!" __________________ Holding out hope.....

05-21-2009, 07:54 PM	#22
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: Thor caption thread "Hi boys. I'm Vicki Vale, the DC guys sent me to negotiate the peace treaty between their universe and your universe by any means necessary. And when I say by any means necessary-" THOR: "She's mine do you hear me?! MINE!!!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

05-21-2009, 07:56 PM	#23
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: Thor caption thread THOR: "Thunder... Thunder... Thunder! Thunderca- no wait, that's not it either..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

05-22-2009, 01:07 PM	#24
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread Thanks, Panthro! Great stuff al around guys, __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

05-22-2009, 01:07 PM	#25
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread IRON MAN: Isn´t it ironic I behave much more like the actual norse god Thor than you? THOR: Silence, destroyer of beloved fanboy conventions! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

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