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06-10-2009, 07:18 PM
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The Green Lantern Caption thread.
Because every forum needs one.
 http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content...t_flight_2.jpg HAL: Jessica Alba is playing Carol? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Last edited by Morg; 06-14-2009 at 09:57 PM. Reason: hot linking |
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06-10-2009, 08:04 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
Come on, people!
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06-10-2009, 08:31 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
haha, that is great Proto
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06-10-2009, 09:42 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content...t_flight_2.jpg
I opened a window, and a breeze rolled in and I JIZZED-IN-MY-PANTS.
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06-11-2009, 06:41 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
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SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS Last edited by Morg; 06-14-2009 at 09:58 PM. |
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06-11-2009, 06:45 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
 HAL JORDAN: "Get out of my caption thread you media whore!" BATMAN: "Ow!" HAL JORDAN: "Screw my long time flame Carol Ferris will you?! Who the Hell do you think you're dealing with here?! Superman?!"
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06-11-2009, 06:46 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
HAL JORDAN: "Don't you ever call Han Solo a b**** you Star Trek fascist!"
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06-11-2009, 07:57 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
 HAL: "No woman can resist the power of my Paul Newman resemblance."  HAL: "Oh great, it's only Thursday and I'm already being haunted by Skeletor." SPECTRE: "WTF?! Dude, I look nothing like Skeletor! That's Dr. Destiny! You suck!"  HAL: "Aw cripes, even now I'm haunted by the Parallax controversy!"  GREEN LANTERN: "Damn it Star Sapphire, don't you know I have a restraining order on you?!" STAR SAPPHIRE: "Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes."  HESTON-SCOTT: "I was the Golden Age Green Lantern, and all I got to show for it was this whip."  HAL: "This here being an intergalactic power ring, most powerful weapon in the universe and can take your head clean off, among other things, you've got to ask yourself one question - do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?!"  ALAN SCOTT: "Let's give it up for south paws!"  HAL: "Superman's gonna be so pissed when he founds out I stole his S-styled spit-curl."  JIM CAVIEZEL [surfing the web]: "Who are these small minority of people who want me to play the Hal Jordan Green Lantern? Whoever they are, I wish I could thank them for wanting to see a black listed underdog like me get a 2nd chance, but seeing as how Iron Man's the only superhero allowed to be played by an over 40 actor, and seeing as how I look nothing like Hal and I'm not really suited to the Hal character like a Nathan Fillion or a David Boreanez or maybe a younger Harrison Ford, Jeff Bridges, Kurt Russell or Dennis Quaid, I'm afraid I'm screwed. Sigh, they won't even give me a B-lister hero role like Captain Marvel (SHAZAM version) or Dr. Strange or Hell even Namor the Sub-Mariner."  HAL: "Up... Up... And Away!"
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06-12-2009, 01:28 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
http://www.dominatrixcomics.com/dcs/starsapphire01.jpg
STAR SAPPHIRE: Dear diary... Jackpot! Last edited by Morg; 06-14-2009 at 09:59 PM. Reason: hot linking |
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06-12-2009, 05:39 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
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06-14-2009, 01:50 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
Thanks, Panthro.
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06-14-2009, 02:03 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
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06-14-2009, 06:09 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
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06-14-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
protocida, you got several days off. Twice you been warned about the hot linking by two mods, you still continue doing it. Next time it won't be a probation
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06-15-2009, 09:44 AM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
HAL JORDAN: I KNEW it was you who spread that rumor that Emile Hirsch was going to play me!! You really hate me that much, don´t you?!?
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 06-15-2009 at 09:47 AM. |
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06-15-2009, 07:24 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
Whew... a little musky in my underarm! |
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06-15-2009, 10:27 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
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Nyahahahahahahaha
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06-15-2009, 10:32 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
HAL JORDAN: "Stop pestering me to read Deadpool! I don't give 2 damns about Deadpool! His character does not interest me! I don't care if he is funny, I have no affinity for him!"
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06-16-2009, 07:02 AM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
^Thanks! Bats should really stop suggesting Deadpool to the wrong people...
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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06-16-2009, 08:18 AM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
HAL JORDAN: Can you STOP reminding me of that God-awful comedic version of my movie starring Jack Black and written by some SNL guy?!!? That project is dead, dead as the dodo!! The current script is said to be serious and respectful and is being directed by the guy who made Casino Royale, for Chrissakes!! At least that stupid movie never got made, which is more than I can say for Batman & Robin!!!
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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06-16-2009, 12:17 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
Yikes guys. That pic has been here seven times now. We're more creative than that, eh?
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06-16-2009, 01:51 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
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BATMAN: "Ow! All I said was that resurrecting Barry Allen & using him to replace Wally West after all these years is about as stupid as making you Parallax!" HAL: "A hero who's currently a caveman has no right to judge other peoples story-lines!" HAL: "Don't you never say an unkind word about the late great Paul Newman! Paul Newman was one of the greatest actors and human beings of all time and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!" BATMAN: "Ow!"  GOLDEN AGE FLASH & GL: "Buy us now or we shall destroy you and your precious modern age anti-heroes!" GOLDEN AGE GREEN LANTERN: "If you define 'Aging Graceful' as 'Still Kicking Ass & Taking Names All These Years Later', then yeah, my compatriot and I have definitely aged gracefully."
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06-17-2009, 09:31 AM
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The Batman must come back
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
Cool stuff!
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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06-17-2009, 09:33 AM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
GOLDEN AGE GREEN LANTERN: Call us old-fashioned and one-dimensional all you like, but you know what, at least our books were easy to follow!
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AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. |
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06-17-2009, 12:26 PM
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Re: The Green Lantern Caption thread.
 STAR SAPPHIRE: Dear diary... Jackpot! HAL: I like S&M as much as the next guy, but this is getting overboard! STAR SAPPHIRE: Would you **** me? Would you **** me? I'd **** me HARD. STAR SAPPHIRE: Get me Liv Tyler or I'll aim lower... |
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