Michael Bay out of the way! - Page 15

protocida · 06-26-2009, 01:33 PM

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"Transformers 3"? LaBeouf says it'll be darker

LOS ANGELES (AP) — If there's going to be a third "Transformers" movie, director Michael Bay says he'll be back to make it.

And star Shia LaBeouf promises it'll be darker than the first two.

Bay and LaBeouf talked about the prospects of another sequel Monday night at the Los Angeles premiere of the second installment, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," which opens Wednesday.
While a third chapter has not been officially announced, Bay said he intends to return to the franchise if No. 3 moves forward. But he wants some time off first, having just finished the second one.

"I will do it, but you've got to give us time," Bay said. "I need a little rest."
LaBeouf said he expects a third "Transformers" would carry the action beyond Earth and become "more of an intergalactic thing."

"Revenge of the Fallen" takes place largely on Earth as LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro and other co-stars continue their alliance with the benevolent shape-shifting Autobots in their war against the evil Decepticon robots.

A third movie also "will be darker. Something crazy will happen," LaBeouf said. "Someone has to die."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...4I9owD990K8N80

He'll be back.

chaseter · 06-26-2009, 01:33 PM

Close thread.

Nathan · 06-26-2009, 01:39 PM

Darker, so... Necrophilia jokes next?

protocida · 06-26-2009, 01:44 PM

Oh, dear...

chaseter · 06-26-2009, 01:56 PM

I can totally see Mojo humping a dead person's or bot's leg and then Wheelie comes in and joins and then John Toturro is stripping in the background. Oh and Alice is singing and whipping out her 5 foot long tongue.

CelticPredator · 06-26-2009, 02:01 PM

LMAO. And Jefire farting.

terry78 · 06-26-2009, 03:35 PM

Unicron is seen hovering above the Earth, and he's done in Doc Manhattan style..anatomically correct.

The Lizard · 06-26-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by terry78

Unicron is seen hovering above the Earth, and he's done in Doc Manhattan style..anatomically correct.

Thank you for that image terry. A giant metal Unicron peen will no doubt be haunting my dreams tonight.

Nathan · 06-26-2009, 05:56 PM

Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

CelticPredator · 06-26-2009, 05:56 PM

When he farts, PLANETS WILL FALL.

CelticPredator · 06-26-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nathan

Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

I did. Did you notice how every time he shot, he went "OW".

DarknessOfDeath · 06-26-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CelticPredator

I did. Did you notice how every time he shot, he went "OW".

I didn't catch that part.

Nathan · 06-26-2009, 06:08 PM

Now the "Ow" part I didn't notice. I was too busy wondering what Penny Arcade's Fruit *****er 2000 was doing in the movie.

The Lizard · 06-26-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nathan

Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

Sadly, yes. It was a missile-launching penis if I remember correctly.

I think it was meant to be a commentary on how Michael Bay is waving his own schlong in our faces because he hates us so much.

CelticPredator · 06-26-2009, 08:38 PM

He loves me.....

terry78 · 06-26-2009, 08:50 PM

Honestly though, Unicron is the only way they can go if they want to ramp it up from Devastator proportions. That is like the end all, be all of Transformers lore. And while it would be cliche for them to team up to take him on, it would be cool seeing Optimus and Megatron along with their two factions ganging up on one giant entity.

DarknessOfDeath · 06-26-2009, 08:53 PM

As long as Unicron doesn't have steel testicles.

Then I am game for #3.

bullets · 06-26-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by terry78

Honestly though, Unicron is the only way they can go if they want to ramp it up from Devastator proportions. That is like the end all, be all of Transformers lore. And while it would be cliche for them to team up to take him on, it would be cool seeing Optimus and Megatron along with their two factions ganging up on one giant entity.

i'm all for that idea.

and hopefully no unicron testicles.

Jake Cassidy · 06-26-2009, 09:46 PM

Maybe some Unicron man-boobs instead.

DarknessOfDeath · 06-26-2009, 09:48 PM

No Unicron man boobs either please. lol.

Jake Cassidy · 06-26-2009, 09:53 PM

Man-boobs or penis. Take you're pick.

DarknessOfDeath · 06-26-2009, 10:07 PM

Neither...

I'd take Megan over any of that ... so man-books and penis aren't my pick. lols. Okay!

Lets stay on topic shall we?

I wish Michael Bay would lessen the humor bits here and there for the third. Make it darker. Give Sam and Mikaelah more to do while being under the protection of the autobots. More Bumblebee! Please Bay!

hitmanyr2k · 06-26-2009, 10:39 PM

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A third movie also "will be darker. Something crazy will happen," LaBeouf said. "Someone has to die."

Oooooooh, like any of these cardboard cutouts for characters would be missed

You could replace most of these charaacters with mannequins and it would be no different.

CelticPredator · 06-26-2009, 10:50 PM

I would miss them.

Marvin · 06-26-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Indiana Jones

Neither...

I'd take Megan over any of that ... so man-books and penis aren't my pick. lols. Okay!

Lets stay on topic shall we?

I wish Michael Bay would lessen the humor bits here and there for the third. Make it darker. Give Sam and Mikaelah more to do while being under the protection of the autobots. More Bumblebee! Please Bay!

many people feel the second part of the TF2 was when the movie started loosing it's steam

that being said, the second part had way less humor then the first part

"I'm going to buy your friend a tighter shirt, there are no tighter shirts, we checked"

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06-26-2009, 01:39 PM	#353
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chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,467	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! I can totally see Mojo humping a dead person's or bot's leg and then Wheelie comes in and joins and then John Toturro is stripping in the background. Oh and Alice is singing and whipping out her 5 foot long tongue. __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

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CelticPredator Banned User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 9,156	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! LMAO. And Jefire farting.

06-26-2009, 03:35 PM	#357
terry78 I'm laughing internally Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 53,761	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! Unicron is seen hovering above the Earth, and he's done in Doc Manhattan style..anatomically correct. __________________ It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear."

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Nathan - Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 35,880	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! Did you notice the penis on one of the kitchen bots?

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06-26-2009, 06:08 PM	#363
Nathan - Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 35,880	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! Now the "Ow" part I didn't notice. I was too busy wondering what Penny Arcade's Fruit *****er 2000 was doing in the movie.

06-26-2009, 08:38 PM	#365
CelticPredator Banned User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 9,156	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! He loves me.....

06-26-2009, 08:50 PM	#366
terry78 I'm laughing internally Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 53,761	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! Honestly though, Unicron is the only way they can go if they want to ramp it up from Devastator proportions. That is like the end all, be all of Transformers lore. And while it would be cliche for them to team up to take him on, it would be cool seeing Optimus and Megatron along with their two factions ganging up on one giant entity. __________________ It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear."

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DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! As long as Unicron doesn't have steel testicles. Then I am game for #3. __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :) Last edited by DarknessOfDeath; 06-26-2009 at 09:48 PM.

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DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! No Unicron man boobs either please. lol. __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :)

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Jake Cassidy Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 12,996	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! Man-boobs or penis. Take you're pick.

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DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: Michael Bay out of the way! Neither... I'd take Megan over any of that ... so man-books and penis aren't my pick. lols. Okay! Lets stay on topic shall we? I wish Michael Bay would lessen the humor bits here and there for the third. Make it darker. Give Sam and Mikaelah more to do while being under the protection of the autobots. More Bumblebee! Please Bay! __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :)

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