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Side-Kick
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 3,332
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/0...iphone_suicide
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Banned User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: In A-Rod's house
Posts: 8,249
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Japan is supposed to be the nation with death before dishonor, not China
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It's Clobberin' Time!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Second City
Posts: 2,923
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He has disgraced his famiry.
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The "D" is silent.
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 8,671
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He had to do it, or else Steve Jobs would have killed him anyway, along with his family.
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Capt. Wild Bill Kelso
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 10,104
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Banned User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NC
Posts: 1,351
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yeah, he "jumped"
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Banned User
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: USA
Posts: 3,867
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Suicide fail.
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bang bang
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: in the abstract
Posts: 25,041
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seriously it's implied these "security guards" did more than rough him up. |
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electrically relaxed
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 20,450
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Steve Jobs hates Asians.
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Bland User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 41,471
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So some unlucky customer is going to get a haunted iPhone.
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Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies. |
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I am the babysitter!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 474
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*Looks cautiously at his iPhone*
iPhone: "Don't worry, it's not me" Oh okay, looks like it's not my iPhone after all. *phew!* Dodged a bullet on that one. |
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