Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMill216

knowsbleed · 08-26-2009, 08:43 AM

Welcome to...

The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix.

What is a Hype Deathmatch? They are bloodsoaked battles between Hypesters that usually result in dead bodies and cheating*… BUT NO CHEATING*… or I’ll give JAL your home phone number. They are a Hype tradition that has almost been forgotten, but I remembered… so you all benefit. So let me Michael Bay this franchise out and we’ll have some nice looking sex-plosions and stuffs.

These Deathmatches carry on the tradition started by Toven/Holly > Doug Lips > Erzengel > Shadowboxing. All of them long gone except for the Asian/German mistress.

How are the participants chosen? Through mass kidnappings, first 5 pages of the Members List, well-known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls/Bamfer, etc. Since this takes place in the Community, these are primarily people who post regularly in Community. If you do not see your name, don’t be discouraged. There’s always Hype Deathmatch: Direct to DVD.

Each match will last 2 days and will get it’s own thread. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

*multiple votes by the same user on different screen names is cheating.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 52 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
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Round 1
Match 1. Gilpesh vs chaseter
Match 2. The Apatow Crew vs EnterTheMadness
Match 3. Lightning Strykez! vs C. Lee
Match 4. KenshinAtrain vs The Ace of Knaves vs Johnny Drama
Match 5. terry78 vs Majic Walrus
Match 6. Karebear vs ComicChick (Sudden DEATHMATCH! Winner)
Match 7. DOG LIPS vs CConn
Match 7. Immortalfire vs Showtime(Sudden DEATHMATCH! to follow)
Match 9. StorminNorman vs The Original Bamfer
Match 10. Mdizzle vs Star
Match 11. Spider-Man Luvr28 vs katie_girl09 vs Catman
Match 12. Prison Mike vs Two-Face vs JP
Match 13. DBella vs AndThePickles
Match 14. Colossal Spoons vs Cmill216
Match 15. Marx vs SuBe
Match 16. Spider-Fan vs CrashNburn
Match 17. Lunar_Wolf vs Morg
Match 18. Venom'sDad vs BlackLantern vs Sarge 2.0
Match 19. The Spawn vs SuperFerret
Match 20. Hunter Rider vs Drakon
Match 21. redmarvel vs Tsunulia
Match 22. TheCorpulent1 vs Dew k. Mosi
Match 23. Eggyman vs Wiseman
Match 24. Erzengel vs Darth (Don't ****ing Care) phere

Eggyman · 08-26-2009, 09:01 AM

Spoons.

Erzengel · 08-26-2009, 09:19 AM

Brown Bear.

Ion Kenshin · 08-26-2009, 09:21 AM

Spoons fo' shizzle. [/Snoop]

Bruce Banner · 08-26-2009, 09:26 AM

I'm farily new so I can't decide. Are you guys offering up any bribes?

Erzengel · 08-26-2009, 09:26 AM

Spoons is Turk from Scrubs, CMill has numbers in his name.

Two-Face · 08-26-2009, 09:28 AM

I like Scrubs

JustABill · 08-26-2009, 09:29 AM

Spoons.

knowsbleed · 08-26-2009, 09:34 AM

This is looking like a '92 Dream Team game.

Bad Supe's Girl · 08-26-2009, 10:22 AM

Spoons

Darthphere · 08-26-2009, 10:23 AM

Spoons, even though I thought about it for a split second.

The Original Bamfer · 08-26-2009, 12:45 PM

Sorry Cmill.

chaseter · 08-26-2009, 01:03 PM

Spoons but of course!

redmarvel · 08-26-2009, 01:06 PM

Sorry Cmill, but I want my Collosal sucking

Majic Walrus · 08-26-2009, 01:21 PM

Speaking of sucking... Who did you piss off CMil?

Darthphere · 08-26-2009, 01:22 PM

Seriously, someone give Cmill a vote.

**DOG LIPS** · 08-26-2009, 02:02 PM

It's the numbers.

Darthphere · 08-26-2009, 02:04 PM

For Zod's sake, someone vote for Cmill.

Spider-Fan · 08-26-2009, 02:36 PM

Gotta go Spoons

JP · 08-26-2009, 02:42 PM

I just wanted to be different.

Colossal Spoons · 08-26-2009, 03:03 PM

Tossed in a vote for Cmill, I never vote for myself

I don't ever Cmill anymore(outide of Facebook), now that I think about it. What forums is he hiding in?

Erzengel · 08-26-2009, 03:12 PM

It says he's the forum leader for Spider-Man and Transformers.

But now I'm wonder if that's punishment especially after One More Day, Spider-Man 3 and Transformers 2.

Colossal Spoons · 08-26-2009, 03:13 PM

It's no Phantom Zone

enterthemadness · 08-26-2009, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erzengel

Brown Bear.

THAT'S RACIST!

I voted for Mr. Chocolate Bar.

Lightning Strykez! · 08-26-2009, 03:32 PM

How typical. Pitting one brovah against another.

View Poll Results: BATTLE of the Nice Guys! (Jay-Z vs Pharrell) aka Battle of the White Guys!
Collosal Spoons	36	83.72%
CMill216	7	16.28%
Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll

08-26-2009, 09:01 AM	#2
Eggyman The Oval Avenger Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The good ol' days Posts: 15,623	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Spoons. __________________ HUMAN BEAN JUICE.

08-26-2009, 09:19 AM	#3
Erzengel \|-o-\| (-o-) \|-o-\| Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 58,794	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Brown Bear. __________________ What SHH Class Are You?

08-26-2009, 09:21 AM	#4
Ion Kenshin Torch Bearer Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Beware my Power. Green Lantern's Light Posts: 9,160	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Spoons fo' shizzle. [/Snoop] __________________ *Ion Kenshin of Earth.* *You have the ability to overcome great fear.* *Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.*

08-26-2009, 09:26 AM	#5
Bruce Banner The quiet user Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: RVA Posts: 3,329	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil I'm farily new so I can't decide. Are you guys offering up any bribes?

08-26-2009, 09:28 AM	#7
Two-Face Harvey Dent Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Arkham City Posts: 45,214	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil I like Scrubs __________________ Sir Alex Ferguson - A true United Legend. Thank you. TWO-FACE:[as Harvey Dent]The only way to get by in this place is to get ourselves some respect...[as Two-Face:]...Fear! That's how we get respect! Show them ... how we do things!" VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

08-26-2009, 09:29 AM	#8
JustABill Slightly Used User. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 35,884	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Spoons.

08-26-2009, 10:22 AM	#10
Bad Supe's Girl "Still wear the scars Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: like it was yesterday." Posts: 26,049	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Spoons __________________ "I still don't know where to start, still finding my way Still talk about you like it was yesterday But you're long gone and moved on But you're long gone you moved on"

08-26-2009, 10:23 AM	#11
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,978	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Spoons, even though I thought about it for a split second. __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

08-26-2009, 12:45 PM	#12
The Original Bamfer Restraining Disorder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: BLAM! Posts: 39,628	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Sorry Cmill. __________________ YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY!!!

08-26-2009, 01:03 PM	#13
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,462	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Spoons but of course! __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

08-26-2009, 01:06 PM	#14
redmarvel The Mischievious Elf Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Under the Mistletoe Posts: 19,401	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Sorry Cmill, but I want my Collosal sucking __________________ Christmas Carols & Songs Christmas Parodies / Spoofs

08-26-2009, 01:22 PM	#16
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,978	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Seriously, someone give Cmill a vote. __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

08-26-2009, 02:02 PM	#17
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil It's the numbers. __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

08-26-2009, 02:04 PM	#18
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,978	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil For Zod's sake, someone vote for Cmill. __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

08-26-2009, 02:36 PM	#19
Spider-Fan The First Avenger Mod!!! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the neighborhood! Posts: 36,253	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Gotta go Spoons __________________ My Review of The Dark Knight Rises Rating MCU films: Iron Man - 4/5, The Incredible Hulk - 4/5, Iron Man 2 - 3/5, Thor - 4.5/5, Captain America: The First Avenger - 5/5, The Avengers - 5/5

08-26-2009, 02:42 PM	#20
JP Beastly Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 49,302	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil I just wanted to be different. __________________ James McAvoy \| Michael Fassbender \| Jennifer Lawrence \| Nicholas Hoult \| Peter Dinklage X-Men: Days of Future Past Patrick Stewart \| Ian McKellen \| Anna Paquin \| Ellen Page \| Shawn Ashmore \| and Hugh Jackman Omar Sy \| Fan Bingbing \| Booboo Stewart

08-26-2009, 03:03 PM	#21
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,194	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil Tossed in a vote for Cmill, I never vote for myself I don't ever Cmill anymore(outide of Facebook), now that I think about it. What forums is he hiding in? __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

08-26-2009, 03:12 PM	#22
Erzengel \|-o-\| (-o-) \|-o-\| Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 58,794	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil It says he's the forum leader for Spider-Man and Transformers. But now I'm wonder if that's punishment especially after One More Day, Spider-Man 3 and Transformers 2. __________________ What SHH Class Are You?

08-26-2009, 03:13 PM	#23
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,194	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil It's no Phantom Zone __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

08-26-2009, 03:32 PM	#25
Lightning Strykez! Bringing Chaos To Order Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Where Mortals Fear To Tread Posts: 29,793	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M14 - Colossal Spoons vs CMil How typical. Pitting one brovah against another. __________________ The only advantage you'll ever have over me is that you can kiss my ass...and I can't.

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