Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1

knowsbleed · 10-01-2009, 12:21 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Hype! Welcome to our Community forum and to Round 2 of ...

The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix.

What is a Hype Deathmatch? They are bloodsoaked battles between Hypesters that usually result in dead bodies and cheating*… BUT NO CHEATING*… or I’ll give JAL your home phone number. They are a Hype tradition that has almost been forgotten, but I remembered… so you all benefit. So let me Michael Bay this franchise out and we’ll have some nice looking sex-plosions and stuffs.

These Deathmatches carry on the tradition started by Toven/Holly > Doug Lips > Erzengel > Shadowboxing. All of them long gone except for the Asian/German mistress.

How are the participants chosen? Through mass kidnappings, first 5 pages of the Members List, well-known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls/Bamfer, etc. Since this takes place in the Community, these are primarily people who post regularly in Community. If you do not see your name, don’t be discouraged. There’s always Hype Deathmatch: Direct to DVD.

Each match in round 2 will last 3 days and will get it’s own thread. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

*multiple votes by the same user on different screen names is cheating.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 52 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
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Round 2
Match 1: Spider-Fan vs SuperFerret
Match 2: ComicChick vs Star
Match 3: AndThePickles vs Colossal Spoons
Match 4: Tsunulia vs Spider-Man Luvr28
Match 5: Gilpesh vs Prison Mike (Sudden DEATHMATCH!)
Match 6: Drakon vs DOG LIPS
Match 7: C. Lee vs Immortalfire
Match 8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1
Match 9: Magic Walrus vs Lunar_Wolf
Match 10: Sawyer vs The Apatow Crew
Match 11: Johnny Drama vs Sarge 2.0
Match 12: Darthphere vs The Original Bamfer

Unlike the first round, the second round will last 24 hours longer. So, instead of having 2 days to pimp yourself to gain support, you have 3 days. For those who are too cool to pimp themselves, well... you have 3 days to try and win this match by doing absolutely nothing.

knowsbleed · 10-01-2009, 12:22 PM

Yes, I made TheCorpulent1 a turtle. It was the first image I found under "random image" search. I don't really know Corpy that well.

Majic Walrus · 10-01-2009, 12:50 PM

Marx is a dear friend of mine, but I pledged my soul to Corpy a long time ago.

All hail the Corpulent1!

Ace of Knaves · 10-01-2009, 12:51 PM

Marx is a cool dude.

But I have also pledged my soul to the 1 that is Corpulent.

DX · 10-01-2009, 01:04 PM

MARX!!!

Even though he gave me an infraction.

(Though it was my fault.)

LouFerignoDemon · 10-01-2009, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knowsbleed

Yes, I made TheCorpulent1 a turtle. It was the first image I found under "random image" search. I don't really know Corpy that well.

That's a cardinal sin.

And as much as I like Marx (commie

), I done lovez the Corpy. Almost as much as he loves promiscuous green women named Jade.

Sawyer · 10-01-2009, 01:35 PM

Marx asked first.

E-Man · 10-01-2009, 01:37 PM

Toughie but Marx got my vote.

Immortalfire · 10-01-2009, 01:42 PM

How the heck did I miss mine and C. Lee's fight?

Marx · 10-01-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majic Walrus

Marx is a dear friend of mine, but I pledged my soul to Corpy a long time ago.

All hail the Corpulent1!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ace of Knaves

Marx is a cool dude.

But I have also pledged my soul to the 1 that is Corpulent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Gluon

That's a cardinal sin.

And as much as I like Marx (commie

), I done lovez the Corpy. Almost as much as he loves promiscuous green women named Jade.

...

bullets · 10-01-2009, 02:10 PM

Vote for Marx !

Franklin Richards · 10-01-2009, 02:15 PM

Marx whored himself out to me first. So there ya go buddy.

Immortalfire · 10-01-2009, 02:18 PM

Marx-a-Million!

Two-Face · 10-01-2009, 02:35 PM

Voted for Marx.

LouFerignoDemon · 10-01-2009, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marx

...

If I make your death quick, will you feel better?

Marx · 10-01-2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullets

Vote for Marx !

..?

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Majic Walrus · 10-01-2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marx

...

Something tells me that our three votes aren't going to throw it in Corps favor anyway.

Marx · 10-01-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Gluon

If I make your death quick, will you feel better?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majic Walrus

Something tells me that our three votes aren't going to throw it in Corps favor anyway.

I forgive you...

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Thanks to everyone who has voted so far though!

Majic Walrus · 10-01-2009, 03:20 PM

Good. Thanks... It was hard not having a clear conscious.

Marx · 10-01-2009, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majic Walrus

Good. Thanks... It was hard not having a clear conscious.

Spider-Fan · 10-01-2009, 03:33 PM

Wow! This is a blowout

SolarTiger · 10-01-2009, 04:03 PM

Gotta vote for Marx here.

Lunar_Wolf · 10-01-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

How the heck did I miss mine and C. Lee's fight?

I didn't see it either

Superman · 10-01-2009, 04:32 PM

Marx is my man.... That didn't sound right, Oh well, You know what I mean.

Prison Mike · 10-01-2009, 04:33 PM

I got your PM Marx and hurriedly came here to cast my vote. Looks like I didn't need to.

View Poll Results: MORE Modly Bloodbaths!!
Marx	58	84.06%
TheCorpulent1	11	15.94%
Voters: 69. You may not vote on this poll

10-01-2009, 12:51 PM	#4
Ace of Knaves Banned User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Riding on the storm... Posts: 31,569	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Marx is a cool dude. But I have also pledged my soul to the 1 that is Corpulent.

10-01-2009, 01:04 PM	#5
DX Best In The World Join Date: May 2007 Location: England Posts: 21,387	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 MARX!!! Even though he gave me an infraction. (Though it was my fault.) __________________ Avvy by Hunter Rider

10-01-2009, 01:35 PM	#7
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,281	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Marx asked first. __________________ "Listen, Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder--" My whole life is thunder!

10-01-2009, 01:37 PM	#8
E-Man Cooler than your daddy. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 10,287	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Toughie but Marx got my vote. __________________ Barry White was the original Sexual Chocolate.

10-01-2009, 01:42 PM	#9
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,426	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 How the heck did I miss mine and C. Lee's fight? __________________ D A W G S

10-01-2009, 02:10 PM	#11
bullets bang bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in the abstract Posts: 25,031	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Vote for Marx !

10-01-2009, 02:15 PM	#12
Franklin Richards Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Baxter Building Posts: 23,030	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Marx whored himself out to me first. So there ya go buddy.

10-01-2009, 02:18 PM	#13
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,426	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Marx-a-Million! __________________ D A W G S

10-01-2009, 02:35 PM	#14
Two-Face Harvey Dent Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Arkham City Posts: 45,214	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Voted for Marx. __________________ Sir Alex Ferguson - A true United Legend. Thank you. TWO-FACE:[as Harvey Dent]The only way to get by in this place is to get ourselves some respect...[as Two-Face:]...Fear! That's how we get respect! Show them ... how we do things!" VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

10-01-2009, 03:33 PM	#21
Spider-Fan The First Avenger Mod!!! SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the neighborhood! Posts: 36,253	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Wow! This is a blowout __________________ My Review of The Dark Knight Rises Rating MCU films: Iron Man - 4/5, The Incredible Hulk - 4/5, Iron Man 2 - 3/5, Thor - 4.5/5, Captain America: The First Avenger - 5/5, The Avengers - 5/5

10-01-2009, 04:03 PM	#22
SolarTiger Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 2,566	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Gotta vote for Marx here.

10-01-2009, 04:32 PM	#24
Superman The Man Of Steel (Is #1) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory Posts: 22,554	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 Marx is my man.... That didn't sound right, Oh well, You know what I mean. __________________ *Looking For Live Action Superhero Pics? Come Join My Yahoo Group!!!* Live Action Superhero Photo Album

10-01-2009, 04:33 PM	#25
Prison Mike Hype Award Winner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Clink Posts: 37,796	Re: Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R2 M8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1 I got your PM Marx and hurriedly came here to cast my vote. Looks like I didn't need to. __________________ Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

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