15 Minutes with.... The Guard!

ComicChick · 10-21-2009, 11:40 AM

Sorry ran longer than planned so without further adieu

with....
The Guard

And here we go....

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 12:20 PM

How long do we have to respond to this bevy of questions?

Uh oh. Does that count as a question I have to respond to?

E-Man · 10-21-2009, 01:00 PM

Who would you beat up if you had a "beat up a person free" card?

Does this look infected to you?

Can I see a bigger pic of your avatar?

Marvel or DC?

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 01:06 PM

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Who would you beat up if you had a "beat up a person free" card?

The Westboro Baptist Church?

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Does this look infected to you?

No, it looks like "this".

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Can I see a bigger pic of your avatar?

Wish I could. I lost the original.

It says:
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't. This is important."
"What?"
"Someone is WRONG on the internet".

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Marvel or DC?

DC, but they're both pretty great.

Alexia Dark · 10-21-2009, 01:08 PM

What character currently on Broadway would you love to play?

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 01:10 PM

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What character currently on Broadway would you love to play?

The Phantom. It's the only role I can think of that will top or equal my experience with Jekyll/Hyde, and I've been in love with it since I was 10. I would also really like to play Collins in RENT.

SuperFerret · 10-21-2009, 01:17 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck in a year if a woodchuck could chuck wood at a rate of 100 woods/hour for 9 hours a day, and he has every weekend as well as Christmas, Thanksgiving and Columbus Day off?

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 01:20 PM

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck in a year if a woodchuck could chuck wood at a rate of 100 woods/hour for 9 hours a day, and he has every weekend as well as Christmas, Thanksgiving and Columbus Day off?

Trick question. Wood is a measure of time, not distance.

SuperFerret · 10-21-2009, 01:22 PM

Bravo, I would've also accepted "Seven woods".

SuperFerret · 10-21-2009, 01:22 PM

Why did I double post?

Lunar_Wolf · 10-21-2009, 01:33 PM

Why did SuperFerret double post?

Paradoxium · 10-21-2009, 01:37 PM

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 01:48 PM

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Why did I double post?

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Why did SuperFerret double post?

Because again...wood isn't a measurement of time, but of distance.

bored · 10-21-2009, 02:08 PM

What do you guard?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

How many woods away from San Jose are you?

Marx · 10-21-2009, 03:13 PM

What was the first concert that you went to?

What was the last concert that you went to?

What was the best concert that you've ever been to?

VenomVsSpidey · 10-21-2009, 03:38 PM

If you hate these movies, then disregard this question :

which is more enjoyable - SM3 Or X-3?
Which One Sucked More - Street Fighter : Legend of... Or SF 94' (I enjoy the 94 version....)
cell phone or home phone?
waffle house or IHOP?
Iron Man or Spider-Man?
Speilberg Or Lucas?
Jumanji Or Hook?
Film Score or Rap?
Laptop or Computer?

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 03:39 PM

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What do you guard?

The inmates of my mental asylum. I also prostitute them. It's from a show I did. Actually, "The Guard" was originally a character I created, and then I played a character called The Guard in a weird musical years later.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Cancelled.

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How many woods away from San Jose are you?

Again. Wood is a measure of time, not distance.

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What was the first concert that you went to?

Raffi.

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What was the last concert that you went to?

Raffi.

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What was the best concert that you've ever been to?

Raffi.

The Guard · 10-21-2009, 03:46 PM

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which is more enjoyable - SM3 Or X-3?

X3.

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Which One Sucked More - Street Fighter : Legend of... Or SF 94' (I enjoy the 94 version....)

I have not seen CHUN LI, but it still sucked more based on what I read of the script.

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cell phone or home phone?

Cell phone.

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waffle house or IHOP?

Waffle House. You can't write that kind of a scene.

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Iron Man or Spider-Man?

Spider-Man.

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Speilberg Or Lucas?

Spielberg.

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Jumanji Or Hook?

Hook.

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Film Score or Rap?

Depends on the music involved. Usually film scores.

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Laptop or Computer?

Computer.

Marx · 10-21-2009, 03:53 PM

Since we are nearing Halloween...

What is your favorite Halloween movie?

Who is your favorite horror icon?

What is your favorite kind of candy?

Candy Apple or Caramel Apple?

Pumpkin pie with or without cool whip?

Do you enjoy corn mazes and haunted attractions?

Are you dressing up in costume this year? If so, what? If not, why?

Motown Marvel · 10-21-2009, 04:22 PM

to what lengths could you dissect and debate this question?

batsone · 10-21-2009, 04:49 PM

how many seconds in a wood?

Alexia Dark · 10-21-2009, 04:52 PM

Oh, oh, I got one...

Emma or Lucy?

Sebastos · 10-21-2009, 05:04 PM

Do you believe in aliens?

Do you believe in ghosts?

What was the first comic you read?

bunk · 10-21-2009, 05:39 PM

Who's your favorite novel writer?

AlteredEgo · 10-21-2009, 05:49 PM

three threads you would smite from the boards?

10-21-2009, 11:40 AM	#1
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Marx [Pixelated] SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 54,303	Re: 15 Minutes with.... The Guard! Since we are nearing Halloween... What is your favorite Halloween movie? Who is your favorite horror icon? What is your favorite kind of candy? Candy Apple or Caramel Apple? Pumpkin pie with or without cool whip? Do you enjoy corn mazes and haunted attractions? Are you dressing up in costume this year? If so, what? If not, why? __________________ It can't rain all the time.

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