Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread! - Page 6

Episode29 · 12-03-2009, 05:26 PM

Howie Long looks lost and confused.

Jdeadevil · 12-03-2009, 05:42 PM

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Howie Long looks lost and confused.

He looks like the dude from Scrubs, is it him?

MiniBond · 12-03-2009, 05:45 PM

can't be clearly seen here but this seriously sucked

OVER-photoshopped photos, no originality...

NightBeetle · 12-03-2009, 05:52 PM

LegendaryCaleb · 12-03-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NightBeetle

it looks like pamela andersons head is photoshopped on...hmm

Jdeadevil · 12-03-2009, 06:16 PM

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Rofl, fits perfectly with the slogan for some reason

NightBeetle · 12-03-2009, 06:18 PM

Kargo Warrior · 12-03-2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MiniBond

can't be clearly seen here but this seriously sucked

OVER-photoshopped photos, no originality...

The ridiculous quote from some no-name-critic who got paid $200 for that review makes it even worse

hitmanyr2k · 12-03-2009, 07:20 PM

The cover art is bad enough but they put Fake Jason (aka Roy) from Part 5 on the Part 6 cover.

.: The Cal :. · 12-03-2009, 07:50 PM

Wow, I didn'y know that there was a Blonde and Blonder movie. Gosh, those covers do suck, but I like a few of them though.

Hound55 · 12-03-2009, 09:19 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[A] · 12-03-2009, 09:20 PM

Ice-T AND Kevin Sorbo.

Soapy · 12-03-2009, 11:54 PM

Mace Dolex · 12-04-2009, 12:04 AM

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Now I know Randy Quaid isn't the most handsome guy but that cover is just piss poor laziness, I'm probably certain that shot of him isn't even the movie.

Mace Dolex · 12-04-2009, 12:07 AM

Original theatrical posters of the Rambo series

Need I say more?

Episode29 · 12-04-2009, 12:12 AM

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I must see this epic.

Mace Dolex · 12-04-2009, 12:29 AM

Daniel Craig's head seems a bit off here

Your favorite TV stars Alan Thicke and David Faustino together in one movie.

Mace Dolex · 12-04-2009, 12:31 AM

Tom Cruise's head got bigger since the original release

original

TheDreamMaster · 12-04-2009, 12:32 AM

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RottenTomatoes recently linked an article about this guy who's collected a bunch of foreign DVD bootlegs with some hilariously horrible Engrish.

A couple of highlights:

Dear sweet lord, that Matrix cover is.....

It's a bootleg from the same site, but gotta post this too:

Mace Dolex · 12-04-2009, 01:45 AM

enterthemadness · 12-04-2009, 02:06 AM

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My reaction to the second one...

LegendaryCaleb · 12-04-2009, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mace Dolex

Daniel Craig's head seems a bit off here

that one seems perfectly fine to me

The Sarge · 12-04-2009, 02:43 AM

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Rambo

I was thinking the same thing when I saw them

Mad Max's DVD is similar

The photo is totally blurry, and It looks like I printed the cover off a crappy home printer. I'm assuming they used it because none of the hand painted posters for the films release were showing off Mel Gibson's face. Instead, he's usually wearing a weird motorcycle helmet he never dons in the film.

Still looks badass though. Looks like a film I want to watch.

Nivek · 12-04-2009, 06:29 AM

In the original Mad Max poster, that's not even Gibson's character, that's Goose, a motorcycle cop that's Killed/ Horribly Mutilated halfway through the film that makes Max quit the police force.

But he had a cooler looking outfit, I guess...

The Navigator · 12-04-2009, 07:03 AM

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Think how awesome that movie would have been.

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Nivek Banned User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central FL Posts: 14,850	Re: Hilariously awful DVD covers In the original Mad Max poster, that's not even Gibson's character, that's Goose, a motorcycle cop that's Killed/ Horribly Mutilated halfway through the film that makes Max quit the police force. But he had a cooler looking outfit, I guess...

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