Haha jal, i win!!!

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 12:29 AM

I went to LA on Monday to go to the LOST event. Well, on my way back on Wednesday...I boarded my plane from LAX to DFW at 1:50pm. I was walking past first class and I saw the stunning beauty sitting in first class right in front of my eyes:

I even brushed past her when I walked by. I got closer to Jessica Alba than you ever did JAL!!!

I wanted to get a pic with her or an autograph but I couldn't stand in the aisle while we were boarding. I hoped I could see her when we exited but she was in first class and I was in coach way in the back

As soon as I got off, JAlba dissapeared

But, I WIN

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 12:34 AM

Stupid Hype caps taker downers. Mods, please make my title all caps to do the theme justice.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 12:35 AM

Dude, you should have totally tripped and copped some boobage.

*High five*

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 12:37 AM

I saw Justin Chatwin too but I didn't really give a **** and let him keep walking by. I maybe should have punched him.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 12:42 AM

Maybe you should have done what greenman was doing in your avvy to him.

Crook · 12-18-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by chaseter

I even brushed past her when I walked by. I got closer to Jessica Alba than you ever did JAL!!!

Were you slick enough to pull that "I'm trying to move past so I---whoops, sorry for grazing you" move and got a feel for her chest, even if it was through your arms and back?

JustABill · 12-18-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Apatow Crew

Maybe you should have done what greenman was doing in your avvy to him.

That's mean. Just because the guy can't act (much like J. Alba herself) doesn't mean he should be subjected to violence.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 12:46 AM

He was like oops sorry, I can't help myself I have terrible balance. Oh, sorry I feel into your lap.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JustABill

That's mean. Just because the guy can't act (much like J. Alba herself) doesn't mean he should be subjected to violence.

I was just joking, I have no problem against the guy, unlike a lot of others do here.

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 12:48 AM

He deserves a beating for thinking Dragonball was going to be good.

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 12:51 AM

I should have said:

Hey there lady, my weiner wants to touch your lady parts. Or maybe a little more subtle. Hi Ms. Alba, can we do it? Or maybe, I loved you in the smash hit, The Eye, can we have secks?

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 12:53 AM

Or when you were passing by her and she had her back towards you. You should have said don't be alarmed, It's just my penis, It's just my penis.

Catman · 12-18-2009, 12:54 AM

This thread is a year too late. JAL has "grown up" too much. He's "mature" now. So, we can't really get the full enjoyment out of it.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Catman

This thread is a year too late. JAL has "grown up" too much. He's "mature" now. So, we can't really get the full enjoyment out of it.

If you want, I can act like it's old times.

OMG how dare you! That should have been me! I hate you and i hate her husband, she should be with me! I am the J Alba Lover.

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 01:00 AM

You know who hasn't grown up? All the teen girls and Disney stars that Catman adores.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by chaseter

You know who hasn't grown up? All the teen girls and Disney stars that Catman adores.

And that's the way he likes them.

Plus he is named after a Nick cartoon character from Fairly Odd Parents.

Colossal Spoons · 12-18-2009, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Apatow Crew

If you want, I can act like it's old times.

OMG how dare you! That should have been me! I hate you and i hate her husband, she should be with me! I am the J Alba Lover.

This is the best post of the last 2 years

Catman · 12-18-2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

This is the best post of the last 2 years

Amen.

The Apatow Crew · 12-18-2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

This is the best post of the last 2 years

I just try you give everyone what they want. Including a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

chaseter · 12-18-2009, 01:07 AM

And a Justin Chatwin beating.

Colossal Spoons · 12-18-2009, 01:07 AM

God bless you man. Takin' me down memory lane..

knowsbleed · 12-18-2009, 01:54 AM

Why would The Alba be going to Dallas? Hmmm... I call BS on chaseter's big ****ing lie.

Lunar_Wolf · 12-18-2009, 04:07 AM

How was the Lost event?

Prison Mike · 12-18-2009, 08:48 AM

I'm with Lunar. I want to know more about the LOST event!

Ahura Mazda · 12-18-2009, 08:52 AM

This is quite funny to read actually. Anyways, i am more interested in the event as well as how TAC would be doing with what would be his new child and girlfreind.

Anyways, happy holidays.

View Poll Results: Does chaseter win?
chaseter totally joined the mile high club alone...but knowing he was merely feet away from her.	4	19.05%
JAL I am pretty sure has stalked her so he may have gotten closer.	2	9.52%
You should have fake tripped and touched boob! Then you would win!	15	71.43%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

12-18-2009, 12:29 AM	#1
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Haha jal, i win!!! I went to LA on Monday to go to the LOST event. Well, on my way back on Wednesday...I boarded my plane from LAX to DFW at 1:50pm. I was walking past first class and I saw the stunning beauty sitting in first class right in front of my eyes: I even brushed past her when I walked by. I got closer to Jessica Alba than you ever did JAL!!! I wanted to get a pic with her or an autograph but I couldn't stand in the aisle while we were boarding. I hoped I could see her when we exited but she was in first class and I was in coach way in the back As soon as I got off, JAlba dissapeared But, I WIN __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

12-18-2009, 12:34 AM	#2
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! Stupid Hype caps taker downers. Mods, please make my title all caps to do the theme justice. __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

12-18-2009, 12:35 AM	#3
The Apatow Crew Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls Posts: 100,376	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! Dude, you should have totally tripped and copped some boobage. High five

12-18-2009, 12:37 AM	#4
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! I saw Justin Chatwin too but I didn't really give a ** and let him keep walking by. I maybe should have punched him. __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.**

12-18-2009, 12:42 AM	#5
The Apatow Crew Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls Posts: 100,376	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! Maybe you should have done what greenman was doing in your avvy to him.

12-18-2009, 12:46 AM	#8
The Apatow Crew Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls Posts: 100,376	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! He was like oops sorry, I can't help myself I have terrible balance. Oh, sorry I feel into your lap.

12-18-2009, 12:48 AM	#10
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! He deserves a beating for thinking Dragonball was going to be good. __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

12-18-2009, 12:51 AM	#11
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! I should have said: Hey there lady, my weiner wants to touch your lady parts. Or maybe a little more subtle. Hi Ms. Alba, can we do it? Or maybe, I loved you in the smash hit, The Eye, can we have secks? __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

12-18-2009, 12:53 AM	#12
The Apatow Crew Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls Posts: 100,376	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! Or when you were passing by her and she had her back towards you. You should have said don't be alarmed, It's just my penis, It's just my penis.

12-18-2009, 12:54 AM	#13
Catman Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 29,055	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! This thread is a year too late. JAL has "grown up" too much. He's "mature" now. So, we can't really get the full enjoyment out of it.

12-18-2009, 01:00 AM	#15
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! You know who hasn't grown up? All the teen girls and Disney stars that Catman adores. __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

12-18-2009, 01:07 AM	#20
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,471	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! And a Justin Chatwin beating. __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

12-18-2009, 01:07 AM	#21
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,195	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! God bless you man. Takin' me down memory lane.. __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

12-18-2009, 04:07 AM	#23
Lunar_Wolf WTF face Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ireland :( Posts: 39,926	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! How was the Lost event? __________________ My Movie Blog Movies Are Damn Good Toys Are Damn Good

12-18-2009, 08:48 AM	#24
Prison Mike Hype Award Winner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Clink Posts: 37,796	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! I'm with Lunar. I want to know more about the LOST event! __________________ Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

12-18-2009, 08:52 AM	#25
Ahura Mazda Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Geneva Posts: 10,810	Re: Haha jal, i win!!! This is quite funny to read actually. Anyways, i am more interested in the event as well as how TAC would be doing with what would be his new child and girlfreind. Anyways, happy holidays.

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