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01-03-2010, 02:20 AM
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Side-Kick
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Joke casting thread
Ok, since it'll be a while before a Superman movie, how about we have a joke casting thread. Basically, just try to make a movie cast so awful that it's funny.
Superman: John Stamos Jor-El: Bob Saggot Lois Lane: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Lex Luthor: Tim Allen |
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01-03-2010, 08:09 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Superman: Drew Carey
Lois: Ellen Degeneres Lex: Larry the Cable guy. Git R done. Jimmy: Tom Cruise Brainiac: Gilbert Gottfried Jor-el: Jack Black Perry: Dwayne Johnson
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01-03-2010, 12:50 PM
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The Web-Swinger
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Re: Joke casting thread
haha
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01-03-2010, 03:51 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Superman/Clark Kent - Flava Flav
Lois Lane - Rosanne Barr Perry White - Vince McMahon Johnothan Kent - Ron Jeremy Martha Kent - Jenna Jameson Jor-El - jay Z Lara - Whoopi Goldberg Lex Luthor - Michael Bolton Brainiac - DR Steven hawking
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01-03-2010, 07:27 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
heh...
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01-04-2010, 06:23 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
an older Dakota Fanning will end up playing Lois.
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01-04-2010, 10:04 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
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Just reading Jack Black as Jor-el makes me laugh. |
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01-05-2010, 07:21 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
I just thought it would be funnier to see him playing a nerdy jimmy with a bowtie.
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01-05-2010, 07:21 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
update. Lex: Larry the cable guy.
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01-05-2010, 09:40 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
the guy who played McLovin in Superbad plays Jimmy
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01-06-2010, 02:44 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Superman/Clark kent: Seth Rogen
Lois Lane: tila tequila Jimmy Oslen: Seth Green Perry White: Jack Black Lex Luthor: Mike meyers
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01-07-2010, 11:32 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Superman- Sacha Baron Cohen
Lois Lane- Britney Spears Jimmy Olsen- Verne Troyer Lex Luther- John Heder Perry White- Robin Williams Braniac- Hugh Hephner Martha Kent- Joan Rivers Jor-el- Bill O'Riely Last edited by Mindreaper21; 01-07-2010 at 11:36 PM. |
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01-08-2010, 07:08 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Ha...sick.
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01-08-2010, 09:19 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth Perry White - Frank Langella Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey |
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01-08-2010, 10:25 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
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BAH! Yeah ok... the only thing that would be worse is if they gave Superman an asmatic kid. What's he gonna do next? Lift a Kryptonite mountain? Last edited by Raith; 01-08-2010 at 12:22 PM. |
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01-08-2010, 10:32 AM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Ugh, yeah that would be terrible. Thank God no one is seriously considering that.
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01-22-2010, 07:12 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Jimmy Olsen- Andy Samberg
Perry White- William Shatner John Henry Irons/Steel- 50 Cent or Xzibit Lois Lane- Kirsten Wig or Kate Hudson Lex's Bodyguard- Dwayne Johnson |
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01-22-2010, 07:36 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
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01-22-2010, 07:38 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
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01-23-2010, 04:59 PM
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Re: Joke casting thread
Christopher Walken as Lex Luthor.
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