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Old 01-03-2010, 03:20 AM   #1
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Ok, since it'll be a while before a Superman movie, how about we have a joke casting thread. Basically, just try to make a movie cast so awful that it's funny.

Superman: John Stamos
Jor-El: Bob Saggot
Lois Lane: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Lex Luthor: Tim Allen

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Old 01-03-2010, 09:09 AM   #2
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Superman: Drew Carey

Lois: Ellen Degeneres

Lex: Larry the Cable guy. Git R done.

Jimmy: Tom Cruise

Brainiac: Gilbert Gottfried

Jor-el: Jack Black

Perry: Dwayne Johnson

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Old 01-03-2010, 01:50 PM   #3
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haha

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Old 01-03-2010, 04:51 PM   #4
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Superman/Clark Kent - Flava Flav
Lois Lane - Rosanne Barr
Perry White - Vince McMahon
Johnothan Kent - Ron Jeremy
Martha Kent - Jenna Jameson
Jor-El - jay Z
Lara - Whoopi Goldberg
Lex Luthor - Michael Bolton
Brainiac - DR Steven hawking

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Old 01-03-2010, 08:27 PM   #5
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heh...

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Old 01-04-2010, 07:23 AM   #6
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an older Dakota Fanning will end up playing Lois.

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Old 01-04-2010, 11:04 PM   #7
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Superman: Drew Carey

Lois: Ellen Degeneres

Lex: Carrot Top

Jimmy: Tom Cruise

Brainiac: Gilbert Gottfried

Jor-el: Jack Black

Perry: Dwayne Johnson
Now that you mention Tom Cruise what about if he plays Jor-el, Dan Turpin or Lex Luthor.
Just reading Jack Black as Jor-el makes me laugh.

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Old 01-05-2010, 08:21 AM   #8
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I just thought it would be funnier to see him playing a nerdy jimmy with a bowtie.

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update. Lex: Larry the cable guy.

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Old 01-05-2010, 10:40 PM   #10
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the guy who played McLovin in Superbad plays Jimmy

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Superman/Clark kent: Seth Rogen
Lois Lane: tila tequila
Jimmy Oslen: Seth Green
Perry White: Jack Black
Lex Luthor: Mike meyers

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Old 01-08-2010, 12:32 AM   #12
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Superman- Sacha Baron Cohen
Lois Lane- Britney Spears
Jimmy Olsen- Verne Troyer
Lex Luther- John Heder
Perry White- Robin Williams
Braniac- Hugh Hephner
Martha Kent- Joan Rivers
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:08 AM   #13
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Ha...sick.

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Old 01-08-2010, 10:19 AM   #14
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Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth
Perry White - Frank Langella
Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey

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Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth
Perry White - Frank Langella
Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey

BAH! Yeah ok... the only thing that would be worse is if they gave Superman an asmatic kid. What's he gonna do next? Lift a Kryptonite mountain?


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Old 01-08-2010, 11:32 AM   #16
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Ugh, yeah that would be terrible. Thank God no one is seriously considering that.


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Old 01-22-2010, 08:12 PM   #17
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Jimmy Olsen- Andy Samberg
Perry White- William Shatner
John Henry Irons/Steel- 50 Cent or Xzibit
Lois Lane- Kirsten Wig or Kate Hudson
Lex's Bodyguard- Dwayne Johnson

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Superman/Clark Kent - Brandon Routh
Lois Lane - Kate Bosworth
Perry White - Frank Langella
Lex Luthor - Kevin Spacey
Damnit......you beat me to it.

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BAH! Yeah ok... the only thing that would be worse is if they gave Superman an asmatic kid. What's he gonna do next? Lift a Kryptonite mountain?
Maybe they could give Lex a henchman named Brutus......

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Old 01-23-2010, 05:59 PM   #20
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Christopher Walken as Lex Luthor.

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