Modern Day Robin Hood? - Page 2

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 01-10-2010, 09:14 PM

They'd never know who did it though; how could they?

SuperFerret · 01-10-2010, 09:17 PM

Video surveillance, employees, other customers, etc.

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 01-10-2010, 09:21 PM

Look, the guy I saw got a drink and walked off. So I followed him. He found an empty aisle and jammed it into a coat pocket then went to the restroom and did the stuff with it.

Hypothetically.

VenomVsSpidey · 01-10-2010, 09:24 PM

this thread is stupid. But I hope the mods don't close it, cause I'm lolling HARD.

what's next ?

SuperFerret · 01-10-2010, 09:25 PM

Assuming that this isn't you, YOU saw him do this. No doubt, other people did as well.

Manic · 01-10-2010, 09:26 PM

Yes, because video cameras don't see into empty aisles, if empty aisles even exist at Wal-Mart.

SuperFerret · 01-10-2010, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic

Yes, because video cameras don't see into empty aisles, if empty aisles even exist at Wal-Mart.

I tried to get into an empty aisle once, but I failed.

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 01-10-2010, 09:29 PM

Tis true, the man is an inspiration for myself. Like the bats for Batman. Any ideas on a costume we should use? Something to blend into the environment I think.

SuperFerret · 01-10-2010, 09:31 PM

Try carrying around bottles filled with urine. I hear it brings out the inconspicuousness of your eyes.

Manic · 01-10-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wooden Alligator

Any ideas on a costume we should use? Something to blend into the environment I think.

You could dress like overweight moms in too-small tops and tight leggings, dragging around unruly/crying children.

Aesop Rocks · 01-10-2010, 09:36 PM

The first time something happens at Wal Mart, i.e a death or something. I'm gonna send some of the delicious print screens you provided me to the cops.

"Why you gotta be such a dick?"

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 01-10-2010, 09:41 PM

....we could use those motorized carts as our Tumblers. Maybe. Hurm.

Wolfwood · 01-11-2010, 12:35 AM

Well there are blind spots in certain areas of the store. Not many, but they do have them...

01-10-2010, 09:14 PM	#26
Mr. Wooden Alligator The Flayed Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,986	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? They'd never know who did it though; how could they? __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

01-10-2010, 09:17 PM	#27
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,595	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Video surveillance, employees, other customers, etc. __________________ Faster than a speeding hamster. -----More powerful than a box of tissues. ----------Able to leap off of tall buildings and hit the ground.

01-10-2010, 09:21 PM	#28
Mr. Wooden Alligator The Flayed Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,986	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Look, the guy I saw got a drink and walked off. So I followed him. He found an empty aisle and jammed it into a coat pocket then went to the restroom and did the stuff with it. Hypothetically. __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

01-10-2010, 09:24 PM	#29
VenomVsSpidey Banned User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm Everywhere Posts: 6,718	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? this thread is stupid. But I hope the mods don't close it, cause I'm lolling HARD. what's next ?

01-10-2010, 09:25 PM	#30
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,595	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Assuming that this isn't you, YOU saw him do this. No doubt, other people did as well. __________________ Faster than a speeding hamster. -----More powerful than a box of tissues. ----------Able to leap off of tall buildings and hit the ground.

01-10-2010, 09:26 PM	#31
Manic When I say run... Join Date: May 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 34,189	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Yes, because video cameras don't see into empty aisles, if empty aisles even exist at Wal-Mart. __________________ The Doctor: "SHOUT?! I DON'T SHOUT!! People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's something THAT I NEVER NEVER--" Peri: "ALRIGHT, DOCTOR!!" The Doctor: "Point made, I think."

01-10-2010, 09:29 PM	#33
Mr. Wooden Alligator The Flayed Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,986	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Tis true, the man is an inspiration for myself. Like the bats for Batman. Any ideas on a costume we should use? Something to blend into the environment I think. __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

01-10-2010, 09:31 PM	#34
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,595	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Try carrying around bottles filled with urine. I hear it brings out the inconspicuousness of your eyes. __________________ Faster than a speeding hamster. -----More powerful than a box of tissues. ----------Able to leap off of tall buildings and hit the ground.

01-10-2010, 09:36 PM	#36
Aesop Rocks Assembled Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 30,408	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? The first time something happens at Wal Mart, i.e a death or something. I'm gonna send some of the delicious print screens you provided me to the cops. "Why you gotta be such a dick?"

01-10-2010, 09:41 PM	#37
Mr. Wooden Alligator The Flayed Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,986	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? ....we could use those motorized carts as our Tumblers. Maybe. Hurm. __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

01-11-2010, 12:35 AM	#38
Wolfwood Shasta McNasty Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Chino, California Posts: 11,854	Re: Modern Day Robin Hood? Well there are blind spots in certain areas of the store. Not many, but they do have them... __________________ Something wicked this way comes. Henchman for Shadaloo AVATAR BY AxlsAppetite

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