The Official Avengers Caption Thread

Hotwire · 03-28-2009, 06:17 PM

We know we need one.

To start things off...

Cap: We're here for the gang bang.

Deaths Head II · 03-28-2009, 08:19 PM

Captain America: Wow, Hulk. I kinda imagined you would be taller.

Hulk: Shut up.

Hotwire · 03-28-2009, 10:06 PM

Watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw
And the picture need no caption.

Drakon · 03-28-2009, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deaths Head II

Captain America: Finally. After two hours of getting Tony in his damn armor, we can get this photoshoot underway.....

Iron Man: Uh, Steve?

Captain America: Yea?

Iron Man: I gotta poop...

louiebling$ · 03-29-2009, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal'Akai

Iron Man: When will they take the damn picture already!

Cap:Who taught hulk "Blue Steel"????

Thor:By The Beard of Odin.....What is that Horrendous Smell!

*Antman jumps out of Thors nose and scurries away*

Antman: Thats what you get for eating my sandwich Bastard

Hotwire · 03-29-2009, 02:56 PM

8bit Avengers Assemble!!!

Hotwire · 03-29-2009, 02:59 PM

Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain.

Hotwire · 04-10-2009, 10:05 PM

I put this in the Iron Man forum as well, but I think it fits here, too.

Cap: You wanna watch it with that damn thing, Thor?!?!
Thor: Sorry.

kedrell · 04-11-2009, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deaths Head II

Captain America: Wow, Hulk. I kinda imagined you would be taller.

Hulk: Shut up.

Ha! That's the first thing I noticed as well.

bored · 04-18-2009, 10:11 PM

A line of impatient superheroes grows as Ant-Man refuses to leave the bathroom . Little do they know that it is the result of an unproductive date with the Wasp.

Hotwire · 05-29-2009, 10:34 AM

Spider-Woman: WHICH ON OF YOU F'ERS ATE MY CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!

Hulk: Hide Hulk. She have PMS.

Hotwire · 05-29-2009, 10:49 AM

Thor: We, um, should, uh, probably help, Ms. Marvel.

Cap: Um, no, no rush.
Iron Man: Yeah, she seems to, oh yeah baby, be, um handling herself just fine.
Hulk: Hulk handle self. UM, HULK MEAN, UH, HULK BUSY!

Venom'sDad · 06-02-2009, 02:44 PM

Cheetah: Oh Marvel!
Ms. Marvel: Oh Cheetah!
Cheetah: Ohh Missss Marrr velll!!
Ms. Marvel: Ohh Cheeee tahh!!!

The Gang:

Cap: Hulk...... not on my shield!

Changeling · 06-02-2009, 02:49 PM

Hahahahahha

Spider-ManHero12 · 06-02-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal'Akai

Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain.

LOL!

3dman27 · 06-03-2009, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom'sDad

tigra "don't forget our deaL winner gets a film franchise"
ms marvel" and I'M GONNA WIN"

protocida · 06-07-2009, 12:27 PM

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, Tony! Did you changed you haircut?

OptimusPrime114 · 07-15-2010, 04:49 PM

I noticed that the Avengers boards do not have a caption thread.

So I made one up!

Feel free to post hilarious scenes!

Khemik@L · 07-15-2010, 04:59 PM

Well Here Goes:

BRUCE: But What about Parker?
Mary Jane: Who? Peter? He cries too much, I'm looking for a man with more testosterone
BRUCE: Ahh I don't know
Mary Jane: C'Mon... I'll take places Betty can't take you

Adenjo · 07-16-2010, 03:34 PM

Betty : It was great Bruce....
Bruce : I sense a "but"
Betty : Could maybe "little bruce" get a little angry next time w're in the sack?

ultimatefan · 08-02-2010, 09:11 AM

TONY STARK: Security, stop Ed Norton over there! And sedate him real fast cuz you know, you wouldn´t like him when he´s angry and all that...

TONY STARK: What, one chick and nine guys?! I´d have never signed up for this crap if I knew it was going to be such a sausage fest!

Panthro · 08-02-2010, 05:30 PM

Funny stuff guys.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "I have only one thing to say. I can easily beat up this entire cast. That is all."

TONY STARK: "Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have nixed the Pyms! Sure everyone laughs at Hank Pym for being Ant-Man, but at least his lovely wife Janet, AKA: Wasp, would have given us all another chick to look at, to say nothing of igniting dirty fantasies of her and Natasha-"
NATASHA ROMANOV: "You do realize I'm right here, don't you?"
TONY: "Aw snap..."

Panthro · 08-02-2010, 05:41 PM

TONY STARK: "I have only one thing to say. Testicles! That is all."

IRON MAN: "Hey why the Hell are you in front?! The trailers said I'm leading the team in this cartoon!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I've got to get a start on my viral marketing campaign!"

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Fo- no wait's that's not right..."

Panthro · 08-03-2010, 11:11 AM

WASP: "Damn, look at all this sausage... I'm intimidated yet aroused at the same time."

bored · 08-03-2010, 03:00 PM

HULK: Doc, look what happen every time Hulk try to pee!

03-28-2009, 06:17 PM	#1
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03-28-2009, 10:06 PM	#3
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: Avengers Caption Thread Watch this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw And the picture need no caption. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

03-29-2009, 02:56 PM	#6
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: Avengers Caption Thread 8bit Avengers Assemble!!! __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

03-29-2009, 02:59 PM	#7
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: Avengers Caption Thread Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

04-10-2009, 10:05 PM	#8
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: Avengers Caption Thread I put this in the Iron Man forum as well, but I think it fits here, too. Cap: You wanna watch it with that damn thing, Thor?!?! Thor: Sorry. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

04-18-2009, 10:11 PM	#10
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,905	Re: Avengers Caption Thread A line of impatient superheroes grows as Ant-Man refuses to leave the bathroom . Little do they know that it is the result of an unproductive date with the Wasp. __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

05-29-2009, 10:34 AM	#11
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: Avengers Caption Thread Spider-Woman: WHICH ON OF YOU F'ERS ATE MY CHOCOLATE!?!?!?! Hulk: Hide Hulk. She have PMS. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

05-29-2009, 10:49 AM	#12
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: Avengers Caption Thread Thor: We, um, should, uh, probably help, Ms. Marvel. Cap: Um, no, no rush. Iron Man: Yeah, she seems to, oh yeah baby, be, um handling herself just fine. Hulk: Hulk handle self. UM, HULK MEAN, UH, HULK BUSY! __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

06-02-2009, 02:44 PM	#13
Venom'sDad Reason I Became a Raider Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6,466	Re: Avengers Caption Thread Cheetah: Oh Marvel! Ms. Marvel: Oh Cheetah! Cheetah: Ohh Missss Marrr velll!! Ms. Marvel: Ohh Cheeee tahh!!! The Gang: Cap: Hulk...... not on my shield! __________________ ___________________________________ *Foxx-Electro Giamatti-Rhino Jones-BlackCat?* My JL Trailer

06-02-2009, 02:49 PM	#14
Changeling Banned User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Nilbog Posts: 3,978	Re: Avengers Caption Thread Hahahahahha

06-07-2009, 12:27 PM	#17
protocida Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 10,471	Re: Avengers Caption Thread CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, Tony! Did you changed you haircut?

07-15-2010, 04:49 PM	#18
OptimusPrime114 Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,738	The Official Avengers Caption Thread I noticed that the Avengers boards do not have a caption thread. So I made one up! Feel free to post hilarious scenes! __________________ Classic Trilogy + Prequel Trilogy + Expanded Universe = STAR WARS!

07-15-2010, 04:59 PM	#19
Khemik@L MARVEL RULES THE SUMMER!! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (Caribbean) Posts: 1,059	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread Well Here Goes: BRUCE: But What about Parker? Mary Jane: Who? Peter? He cries too much, I'm looking for a man with more testosterone BRUCE: Ahh I don't know Mary Jane: C'Mon... I'll take places Betty can't take you __________________ WHAT IS TRUE POWER? IS IT NOT SELF-CONTROL? FOR IF THE WAY YOUR POWER IS USED IS DICTATED TO YOU BY YOUR SELFISH EMOTIONS ARE YOU NOT A SPECTATOR? BUT IF YOU DICTATE YOUR INTENDED ACTIONS TO YOUR SELFISH EMOTIONS ARE YOU NOT THE ENFORCER?

07-16-2010, 03:34 PM	#20
Adenjo Cottonheadedninnymuggins Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Black Country Posts: 4,822	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread Betty : It was great Bruce.... Bruce : I sense a "but" Betty : Could maybe "little bruce" get a little angry next time w're in the sack? __________________ It isn't about looking realistic. It is about looking awesome. [DarthSkywalker] BAZINGA For the Star Wars fans MY VANITY THREAD TWITTER the_midlander

08-02-2010, 09:11 AM	#21
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread TONY STARK: Security, stop Ed Norton over there! And sedate him real fast cuz you know, you wouldn´t like him when he´s angry and all that... TONY STARK: What, one chick and nine guys?! I´d have never signed up for this crap if I knew it was going to be such a sausage fest! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-02-2010, 05:30 PM	#22
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread Funny stuff guys. CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "I have only one thing to say. I can easily beat up this entire cast. That is all." TONY STARK: "Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have nixed the Pyms! Sure everyone laughs at Hank Pym for being Ant-Man, but at least his lovely wife Janet, AKA: Wasp, would have given us all another chick to look at, to say nothing of igniting dirty fantasies of her and Natasha-" NATASHA ROMANOV: "You do realize I'm right here, don't you?" TONY: "Aw snap..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-02-2010, 05:41 PM	#23
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread TONY STARK: "I have only one thing to say. Testicles! That is all." IRON MAN: "Hey why the Hell are you in front?! The trailers said I'm leading the team in this cartoon!" CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I've got to get a start on my viral marketing campaign!" CAPTAIN AMERICA: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Fo- no wait's that's not right..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-03-2010, 11:11 AM	#24
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread WASP: "Damn, look at all this sausage... I'm intimidated yet aroused at the same time." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-03-2010, 03:00 PM	#25
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread HULK: Doc, look what happen every time Hulk try to pee! __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

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