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08-24-2010, 02:45 PM
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Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
They've apparently renamed the Slap Chop into the Happy Chop. They dropped everyone's favorite hooker-beating spokesperson Vince and hired a new guy who I'm sure you'll all find fabulous.
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08-24-2010, 02:47 PM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
OH...MY...GOD.
''If you love a little fruit or even a big one!" 
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08-24-2010, 02:51 PM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
I dare say that spokesman may well be homosexual.
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08-24-2010, 02:59 PM
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You jack wagon!
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
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08-27-2010, 12:39 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
possibly homosexual, must remember to investigate further.
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08-27-2010, 12:43 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
Holy ****, it's Humpty Dumpty.
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08-27-2010, 12:50 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
If you made a drinking game out of all the sexual double entendres in that 2 minute commercial, you'd be completely plastered before you could even reach "it vibrates so fast."
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08-27-2010, 12:53 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
"it comes with protection, so you know I'M happy!~~"
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08-27-2010, 09:22 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
 Lame..the dude doesn't even throw a fake chopper over his shoulder.
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08-27-2010, 10:15 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
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08-27-2010, 10:19 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
I want to see this man duke it out with Vince.
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08-27-2010, 10:20 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
Vince would win, it's obligatory.
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08-27-2010, 10:24 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
Well, seeing as Vince is secretly a raptor in disguise, yes, that's true.
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08-27-2010, 10:26 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
I read rapetor at first. :/
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08-27-2010, 10:30 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
He's that too.
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08-27-2010, 10:41 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
I see they also dropped the 'you're gonna love my nuts' line.
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08-27-2010, 10:47 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
We're gonna love his salsa instead, dammit.
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08-27-2010, 10:48 AM
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Re: Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!
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