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09-12-2010, 05:38 PM
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My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
The house across from my complex has a family that owns several chickens as it is, because they're of that whole organically grown, holistic hippie mindset when it comes to the stuff they do, and all that there. But they recently bought a rooster to go along with the other birds they have there and this ****er crows every goddamn morning at like 4:30am on the dot. And constantly for the next 20 minutes or so it does this. I live in a pretty urban area, so the most common animals around here are like dogs, cats and pigeons, but you always got that one house that is just into this type of thing, and they happen to be right across from me. I swear I'm turning that ***** into a Double Down sandwich if this keeps up.
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09-12-2010, 05:40 PM
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09-12-2010, 05:41 PM
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09-12-2010, 05:48 PM
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Re: My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
Roosters are LOUD!! I wouldn't blame you for shankin it while the dude's sleep!
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09-12-2010, 05:50 PM
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Re: My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
Mmmmm.... Fried rooster. *gargles drool*
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09-12-2010, 06:13 PM
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Re: My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
One of my good friends rented a house, and her neighbors had a rooster. One night she got fed up with the thing's crowing (after a good amount of alcohol was consumed) and decided to hop the fence, find the rooster and ring its neck.
She tried, but couldn't seem to snap its neck. She aborted her mission and hopped the fence back to her house, only to discover that she was missing her cell phone. So back over the fence she went, frantically searching for her phone in the dark hours of the morning. She found it and went home. The rooster didn't crow very well after that, at least not for a while. Poor thing. |
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09-12-2010, 07:03 PM
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 I'm glad that the rooster annoyed her,somewhat. |
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09-12-2010, 07:20 PM
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Re: My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
My friend/neighbor actually killed a rooster than belonged to a family about 4 houses down the street from us when when were kids. I didn't see it, but from what I remember hearing he just beat it with a stick.
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09-12-2010, 07:28 PM
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09-12-2010, 08:47 PM
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Re: My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
We had a neighbor down the street who used to raise chickens...they had several roosters. They were extremely annoying, but I found that ear plugs seemed to block out a good majority of the noise.
 I was really glad when they moved though.
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09-12-2010, 08:57 PM
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Re: My neighbor bought a rooster and I fear I may murder it
Is this in city limits? Because you could file noise complaints. In my town, enough complaints against barking dogs and the cops will take the dogs away.
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