This is why I hate the British Royal Family

Ugfugly · 11-08-2010, 05:50 PM

The Prince has an affair and you get that troll Camilla.

The Swedish king has an affair and you get the hot chick from Army of Lovers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...strippers.html

Plus Brits have this

And the Swedes have Princess Madeleine

Guess that's what happens when you live in an island and centuries of in-breeding.

Not to mention them trying to get welfare to pay their heating bills. The Brit royals suck on so many levels.

Bat-Mite · 11-08-2010, 06:06 PM

You know, Brits might find this thread to be offensive. It's not a good idea to accuse an entire nation of being inbred.

Timstuff · 11-08-2010, 06:08 PM

Nordic women are hot.

Ugfugly · 11-08-2010, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bat-Mite

You know, Brits might find this thread to be offensive. It's not a good idea to accuse an entire nation of being inbred.

I'm talking about the Royal Family not the British themselves. Are you kidding me? I've met more interracial couples when I lived in England than anywhere else I've been.

It's the Royals that are the messed up.

Manic · 11-08-2010, 09:25 PM

As an American, I feel like it would be in bad taste for me to talk smack about the British Royal Family.

That's why I'll be covering the bad taste of the following paragraph with Hazelnut Creamer!

What the hell is up with Charles marrying that she-thing Camilla, anyway? Look, if I was the Prince of Wales and future powerless-yet-leeching-off-of-my-subjects King of the Commonwealth, I'd snag myself a proper piece of ass-- not some wilderbeast who looks like a dude in drag. My god, Charles. You're rich! You should be pulling women like Helen Mirren, man!

Timstuff · 11-08-2010, 10:24 PM

I wonder if all the attractive Brits flee to America, Australia and South Africa out of fear that their children will be born into the closed genetic pool shared with the royal family and end up with a mate who is a long-lost distant cousin?

doih · 11-09-2010, 08:37 AM

Actually many of the European Royal Families are pretty 'related' to each other, though not as closely as in the past.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_intermarriage

enterthemadness · 11-09-2010, 08:43 AM

Inbreeding is gross.

Warhammer · 11-09-2010, 08:44 AM

I can't wait for a British poster to come in here and get pissed.

JAK® · 11-09-2010, 08:48 AM

Wot's all this then? -sips tea-

Lunar_Wolf · 11-09-2010, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warhammer

I can't wait for a British poster to come in here and get pissed.

Especially if it's a mod

katie_girl09 · 11-09-2010, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugfugly

Plus Brits have this

And the Swedes have Princess Madeleine

Okay, that's not fair at all. If you're going to compare the two women, then you should have at least found a picture of the former when she was all dolled-up and in a dress and crown too. How many women actually look as good at the beach (with wet hair, no makeup and a wet, sagging bikini) as when they're all dressed up?

Warhammer · 11-09-2010, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lunar_Wolf

Especially if it's a mod

Oh snap

bored · 11-09-2010, 10:55 AM

All this talk makes me wonder why country music isn't bigger in Europe.

...

Harry_Lime02 · 11-09-2010, 11:10 AM

This thread hurts my feelings.

..In all honesty, we complain about the Royal family too.

Ugfugly · 11-09-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katie_girl09

Okay, that's not fair at all. If you're going to compare the two women, then you should have at least found a picture of the former when she was all dolled-up and in a dress and crown too. How many women actually look as good at the beach (with wet hair, no makeup and a wet, sagging bikini) as when they're all dressed up?

*ahem*

She has no idea what you're talking about

katie_girl09 · 11-09-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugfugly

*ahem*

She has no idea what you're talking about

Really? Because I still do. I think without all the hair and makeup she looks quite mannish. Like Paris Hilton. I actually think that Beatrice, while plump, is much more feminine-looking in a bikini.

ChickenScratch · 11-09-2010, 05:17 PM

Princess Beatrice is not bad at all. Reminds me of a chick I used to date in college. If she lost a couple pounds she would be a knock out but she's fine as is.

E-Man · 11-09-2010, 08:23 PM

The first chick isn't too bad. I'd put her on my Tyrone Biggums plan and she'll lose about 15 pounds within 6 hours.

11-08-2010, 05:50 PM	#1
Ugfugly Banned User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NC Posts: 1,351	This is why I hate the British Royal Family The Prince has an affair and you get that troll Camilla. The Swedish king has an affair and you get the hot chick from Army of Lovers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...strippers.html Plus Brits have this And the Swedes have Princess Madeleine Guess that's what happens when you live in an island and centuries of in-breeding. Not to mention them trying to get welfare to pay their heating bills. The Brit royals suck on so many levels.

11-08-2010, 06:06 PM	#2
Bat-Mite Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family You know, Brits might find this thread to be offensive. It's not a good idea to accuse an entire nation of being inbred. __________________ You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility... A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. - Ash, Alien Do you like to look at men in rubber bat suits? If so, then this is the perfect site for you. ;) Batman-News.com

11-08-2010, 06:08 PM	#3
Timstuff Banned User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 19,920	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family Nordic women are hot.

11-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#5
Manic When I say run... Join Date: May 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 34,187	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family As an American, I feel like it would be in bad taste for me to talk smack about the British Royal Family. That's why I'll be covering the bad taste of the following paragraph with Hazelnut Creamer! What the hell is up with Charles marrying that she-thing Camilla, anyway? Look, if I was the Prince of Wales and future powerless-yet-leeching-off-of-my-subjects King of the Commonwealth, I'd snag myself a proper piece of ass-- not some wilderbeast who looks like a dude in drag. My god, Charles. You're rich! You should be pulling women like Helen Mirren, man! __________________ The Doctor: "SHOUT?! I DON'T SHOUT!! People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's something THAT I NEVER NEVER--" Peri: "ALRIGHT, DOCTOR!!" The Doctor: "Point made, I think."

11-08-2010, 10:24 PM	#6
Timstuff Banned User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 19,920	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family I wonder if all the attractive Brits flee to America, Australia and South Africa out of fear that their children will be born into the closed genetic pool shared with the royal family and end up with a mate who is a long-lost distant cousin?

11-09-2010, 08:37 AM	#7
doih Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 891	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family Actually many of the European Royal Families are pretty 'related' to each other, though not as closely as in the past. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_intermarriage __________________ :D

11-09-2010, 08:43 AM	#8
enterthemadness The Triumvirate Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mortalville! Posts: 24,947	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family Inbreeding is gross. __________________

11-09-2010, 08:44 AM	#9
Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: B.P.R.D. Posts: 20,806	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family I can't wait for a British poster to come in here and get pissed. __________________

11-09-2010, 08:48 AM	#10
JAK® Upstart Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,270	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family Wot's all this then? -sips tea- __________________ Spoiler!!! Click to Read!: You are now breathing manually. JAK®

11-09-2010, 10:55 AM	#14
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,905	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family All this talk makes me wonder why country music isn't bigger in Europe. ... __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

11-09-2010, 11:10 AM	#15
Harry_Lime02 Concerned Citizen Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: UK Posts: 1,490	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family This thread hurts my feelings. ..In all honesty, we complain about the Royal family too. __________________ In life you have to do a lot of things you don't want to do. Many times, that's what life is - one vile task after another.

11-09-2010, 05:17 PM	#18
ChickenScratch Karateka Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Queens, NY, USA Posts: 5,105	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family Princess Beatrice is not bad at all. Reminds me of a chick I used to date in college. If she lost a couple pounds she would be a knock out but she's fine as is. __________________ - Omar B. I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged.

11-09-2010, 08:23 PM	#19
E-Man Cooler than your daddy. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 10,369	Re: This is why I hate the British Royal Family The first chick isn't too bad. I'd put her on my Tyrone Biggums plan and she'll lose about 15 pounds within 6 hours. __________________ Barry White was the original Sexual Chocolate.

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