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Old 03-15-2011, 02:23 PM   #26
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Old 03-15-2011, 02:28 PM   #27
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Old 03-16-2011, 07:49 AM   #28
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Stop! Magnet-time!

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Old 03-18-2011, 08:37 AM   #31
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BEAST: WHAT?! Darren Aronofsky left The Wolverine cuz Fox won´t give up their dumbass micromanaging ways, even though they spent over a year without a single movie hittng 100 m domestically?! That does it, you bastards!! MICROMANAGE THIS!!


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Old 03-28-2011, 08:45 PM   #32
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Erik: Hmmm... Wow, that's interesting. Wasn't expecting that. Hey Chuck, did you know that the Invisible Man only has one testicle?

Charles: Not listening... not listening...

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Old 04-02-2011, 10:53 PM   #33
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All these captions are great.

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Charles: What exactly do you know about him, Eric?

Eric: Well, his mutant power level is up there with ours. He could either be a great ally or very dangerous foe, depending on who meets with him first...

Charles: Well then, it's a good thing we're on our way to see now, before the Hellfire Club can get to him...

Eric: Don't say things like that Charles. You know that when you do, bad things will surely happen, and usually to the good guys' surprise. I wouldn't be surprised if the Hellfire Club came smashing through that wall now in hopes of beating us to our man...

Charles: You're right Eric. I shouldn't predict the predictable. I think we can expect them to burst through these walls any second now...

Eric: Of course, now that we've thoroughly discussed it, it probably won't happen now. Kinda like reverse psychology.

Charles: Or is you suddenly doubting that it will now happen the reason it might happen now?

Eric: I don't know. My head hurts. Shall we continue to walk?

Charles: Let's. Now Eric, what else can you tell me about Sid?

Eric: Other than his mustache possessing powers unlike any mutant I've come across, not a whole lot...

Charles: Elaborate.

Eric: Ask him yourself. We've reached his cell.



Thank John Wayne you two are here! These folks round here are treatin' mah mustache like dirt! A few pals of mine begin having unbelievable luck after staring at my mustache and next thing I know, I'm being locked up 'n labeled a "freak". My mustache is not happy right now! Not one doggone bit!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Old 05-23-2011, 08:19 PM   #35
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It's OK if it's in a 3-way, it's not gay if it's in a 3-way...

(Sorry I'm working hard in not watching the new tv spots, I have to keep my mind busy)

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Funny stuff guys. Hehe, "Magnet Time".

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Charles: These are not the droids you're looking for.
Erik: Would you stop that!

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Old 05-25-2011, 10:19 AM   #38
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Charles: These are not the droids you're looking for.
Erik: Would you stop that!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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Old 05-25-2011, 02:33 PM   #39
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Angel: How are you going to pay for all this?

Charles: I have twenty thousand Republic dataries.

Angel: Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real.

Charles: I don't have anything else...
[waves hand]
But credits will do fine.

Angel: No, they won't.

[Charles waves his hand more firmly]
Charles: Credits will do fine.

Angel: No, they won't. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a hooker. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no three way, no deal!

Erik: Told you it wouldnt work.

Charles: Oh, shut up and get your wallet!

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Old 05-25-2011, 05:48 PM   #40
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^^Hahahahahahaha, about time a line from the Phantom Menace became good for something.


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Erik-"You made me take a five hour flight and two hour car ride with a blindfold over my eyes for this?!?

Charles-"Yes."

Erik-"Thanks!"

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Erik-"You made me take a five hour flight and two hour car ride with a blindfold over my eyes for this?!?

Charles-"Yes."

Erik-"Thanks!"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Old 05-27-2011, 10:27 PM   #44
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It's OK if it's in a 3-way, it's not gay if it's in a 3-way...

(Sorry I'm working hard in not watching the new tv spots, I have to keep my mind busy)
Brilliant!!!

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Eric: "Is this really necessary Charles?"

Charles: "Oh shut up Eric, you might have some fun."

Stripper: "Its 50$ per song boys, what would you like?"

Charles: "50$ !! I don't think we'll pay anything."

Stripper: ......"I don't think you'll pay anything.".......

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XAVIER: "You know, we really didn't do that much better than Green Lantern-"
ERIK: "Shut up."

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Green Lantern was ****, X-Men: First Class wasn't.

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