The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 2

ultimatefan · 02-01-2011, 06:38 AM

Thanks!

ultimatefan · 02-01-2011, 06:42 AM

CAPTAIN: You wanna b**** about my straps and brown gloves and boots?! How come your spider and chest webs look like they´re melting down to the ground?!

Panthro · 02-01-2011, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CAPTAIN: You wanna b**** about my straps and brown gloves and boots?! How come your spider and chest webs look like they´re melting down to the ground?!

Hahahahahahahaha

Panthro · 02-01-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

STEVE ROGERS: That´s for using my shield to level up your stupid toy!!
TONY STARK: My movie made over 600m at the box office and gave you free advertising, so stop being such a tightass!

ultimatefan · 02-02-2011, 06:39 PM

Thanks!

ROGERS: Remember, you´re fresh meat and pretty, butt cheeks against the wall at all times!

ultimatefan · 02-02-2011, 06:42 PM

SOLDIER 1: We´re the nazi supervillains who say ni!
SOLDIERS: Ni! Ni! Ni!

HR-PUFF&STUFF · 02-02-2011, 09:07 PM

Captain America: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Bucky: Well I got the **** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

HR-PUFF&STUFF · 02-02-2011, 09:11 PM

Bucky: You could join a monastery.
Captain America: Did you ever see a monk get wildly ****ed by some teenage girls?
Bucky: Never.
Captain America: so much for the monastery.

HR-PUFF&STUFF · 02-02-2011, 09:15 PM

Cap: Come on. Let's take the truck.
Bucky: No.
Cap: Yes.
Bucky: No.
Cap: Yes.
Bucky: No.
Cap: Yes.
Bucky: No.
Cap: I'll drive.
Bucky: Okay.

Panthro · 02-02-2011, 09:31 PM

Bwahahaha, funny.

ROGERS: "There is an idea that is Captain America, some kind of abstraction, no real me. And although you can shake my hand and feel warm flesh gripping your own and you can feel my gaze and think our lifestyles may be compatible... I simply am not there."

Eh, sorry, I didn't go to IMDB to double check.

Panthro · 02-02-2011, 09:36 PM

CAP: "I feel my mask of sanity is about to slip."

ultimatefan · 02-03-2011, 06:55 AM

Great stuff guys!

ultimatefan · 02-03-2011, 07:00 AM

[img]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/img]
Steve Rogers: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Sreve Rogers: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Sreve Rogers: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Sreve Rogers: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Rogers. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Sreve Rogers: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Sreve Rogers: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

ultimatefan · 02-03-2011, 07:12 AM

[img]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/4g3qgv3424.jpg[/img]

COLONEL PHILLIPS: Steve Rogers, recruit. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first super soldier. Steve Rogers will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster...

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/8073/Captain-America-The-First-Avenger-Still1.jpg[/IMG]

NANANANAAAAA.... NANANAANANANAANANANAAAAAAAAA....

Whiskey Tango · 02-03-2011, 12:32 PM

Despite numerous trips to the arcade, Steve just couldn't grasp the complexities of Pole Position.

Panthro · 02-03-2011, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/4g3qgv3424.jpg[/IMG]

COLONEL PHILLIPS: Steve Rogers, recruit. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first super soldier. Steve Rogers will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster...

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/8073/Captain-America-The-First-Avenger-Still1.jpg[/IMG]

NANANANAAAAA.... NANANAANANANAANANANAAAAAAAAA....

Bwahahahahahaha

All these other captions were great too.

Panthro · 02-03-2011, 05:48 PM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG]
Steve Rogers: "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s***."

Spideyfan93 · 02-03-2011, 05:58 PM

We must crash this plane into the Artic! It's our only chance to save HUMANITY!
[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG]
Surely you can't be serious...

I smell Deja Vu.

Panthro · 02-03-2011, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spideyfan93

We must crash this plane into the Artic! It's our only chance to save HUMANITY!
[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG]
Surely you can't be serious...

I smell Deja Vu.

ultimatefan · 02-04-2011, 05:46 AM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG]
Steve Rogers´ reaction to finding out that today´s in flight movie is The Last Airbender.

ultimatefan · 02-04-2011, 12:27 PM

What are the ashes? Oh, just some fanboys who set themselves on fire to protest against the fact that I appear unmasked in every other official image, they said "not Spider-Man 3 again!" or something...

Dark Sentinel · 02-04-2011, 01:32 PM

EVANS: Look dramatic, look dramatic...hey, where'd that word come from?

kedrell · 02-04-2011, 02:10 PM

Spider-Man: "My ding-a-ling....."

Spider-Man: "my ding-a-ling!"

Spider-man: "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Cap: "THIS ACT IS OVER!"

Panthro · 02-04-2011, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

Spider-Man: "My ding-a-ling....."

Spider-Man: "my ding-a-ling!"

Spider-man: "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Cap: "THIS ACT IS OVER!"

Gotta love classic Simpsons.

The other ones were great too.

Whiskey Tango · 02-04-2011, 06:12 PM

Wrong thread! Damn, all the Spidey pics messed me up.

02-01-2011, 06:38 AM	#26
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Thanks! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-01-2011, 06:42 AM	#27
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN: You wanna b**** about my straps and brown gloves and boots?! How come your spider and chest webs look like they´re melting down to the ground?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-02-2011, 06:39 PM	#30
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Thanks! ROGERS: Remember, you´re fresh meat and pretty, butt cheeks against the wall at all times! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-02-2011, 06:42 PM	#31
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 SOLDIER 1: We´re the nazi supervillains who say ni! SOLDIERS: Ni! Ni! Ni! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-02-2011, 09:31 PM	#35
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Bwahahaha, funny. ROGERS: "There is an idea that is Captain America, some kind of abstraction, no real me. And although you can shake my hand and feel warm flesh gripping your own and you can feel my gaze and think our lifestyles may be compatible... I simply am not there." Eh, sorry, I didn't go to IMDB to double check. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-02-2011, 09:36 PM	#36
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 CAP: "I feel my mask of sanity is about to slip." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-03-2011, 06:55 AM	#37
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Great stuff guys! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-03-2011, 07:00 AM	#38
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 [img]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/img] Steve Rogers: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Sreve Rogers: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Sreve Rogers: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Sreve Rogers: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Rogers. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Sreve Rogers: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Sreve Rogers: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-03-2011, 07:12 AM	#39
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread [img]http://www.************.com/images/uploads/4g3qgv3424.jpg[/img] COLONEL PHILLIPS: Steve Rogers, recruit. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first super soldier. Steve Rogers will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster... [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/users/uploads/8073/Captain-America-The-First-Avenger-Still1.jpg[/IMG] NANANANAAAAA.... NANANAANANANAANANANAAAAAAAAA.... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-03-2011, 12:32 PM	#40
Whiskey Tango Coulson Lives! Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,647	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Despite numerous trips to the arcade, Steve just couldn't grasp the complexities of Pole Position. __________________ 2007-2008 SHH Pro Football Pick 'Em Champion

02-03-2011, 05:48 PM	#42
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG] Steve Rogers: "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS*

02-03-2011, 05:58 PM	#43
Spideyfan93 Hayley Atwell I love you! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New York Posts: 4,897	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 We must crash this plane into the Artic! It's our only chance to save HUMANITY! [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG] Surely you can't be serious... I smell Deja Vu. __________________ MAFFMANJONES MOVIE REVIEWS 2013! 4/22/13: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Will Be Up to Par with the Best Comic Book Films! BOOK IT! STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS MOVIE REVIEW! (WATCH NOW!) VIDEO-CLick to Watch!**:

02-04-2011, 05:46 AM	#45
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/rergergergr.jpg[/IMG] Steve Rogers´ reaction to finding out that today´s in flight movie is The Last Airbender. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-04-2011, 12:27 PM	#46
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 What are the ashes? Oh, just some fanboys who set themselves on fire to protest against the fact that I appear unmasked in every other official image, they said "not Spider-Man 3 again!" or something... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-04-2011, 02:10 PM	#48
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,345	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Spider-Man: "My ding-a-ling....." Spider-Man: "my ding-a-ling!" Spider-man: "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!" Cap: "THIS ACT IS OVER!" __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-04-2011, 06:12 PM	#50
Whiskey Tango Coulson Lives! Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,647	Re: The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 1 Wrong thread! Damn, all the Spidey pics messed me up. __________________ 2007-2008 SHH Pro Football Pick 'Em Champion Last edited by Whiskey Tango; 02-04-2011 at 06:31 PM.

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