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Old 02-04-2011, 10:08 PM   #51
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Cap: Those big cons are gonna' love you, eh.
Bucky: what do ya' mean?
Cap: Your a cute little guy. There gonna' be LOVIN' you from dawn until dusk.
Bucky: Where are you gonna' be?
Cap: I'll be in the cafeteria selling smokes.

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Old 02-04-2011, 11:46 PM   #52
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Bucky: Hey Cap I can see your house from here and...and its your girlfriend...aw man shes cheating on you with another guy!

CA: You know what? I`VE HAD IT WITH HER!!! YOU SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD, & THEN YOU SHOOT THE OTHER GUY IN THE PRIVATE PARTS!

Bucky: .........I only need one shot to do all that =)


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Old 02-05-2011, 09:16 AM   #53
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^Now THAT is clever. LOL

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Old 02-05-2011, 09:34 AM   #54
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Cap: Those big cons are gonna' love you, eh.
Bucky: what do ya' mean?
Cap: Your a cute little guy. There gonna' be LOVIN' you from dawn until dusk.
Bucky: Where are you gonna' be?
Cap: I'll be in the cafeteria selling smokes.

Bucky: Steve here does the killin'. I don't like to kill...I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.

Soldier: Youse guys like a smoke?

Bucky: No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Steve here'd probably just kill him anyway. Lawyers are for sucks.

MP: Soldier boys...your lawyer's here.

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Old 02-05-2011, 12:23 PM   #55
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Thatīs Homer Simpson! (BLAM!) Thatīs Homer Simpson too! (BLAM!) thatīs also Homer! (BLAM!)



The first one who calls me poor manīs Robin gets one right between the nads!

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Old 02-05-2011, 12:27 PM   #56
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PEGGY: Sarah Connor? Nah, but I get that a lot!

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PEGGY: Donīt even insinuate this is a metaphor for something!

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Old 02-05-2011, 12:36 PM   #57
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Sebastian Stan: "I'll guarantee you this: I'll be far less annoying that Burt Ward of Chris O'Donnell."

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Old 02-05-2011, 09:51 PM   #58
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Thatīs Homer Simpson! (BLAM!) Thatīs Homer Simpson too! (BLAM!) thatīs also Homer! (BLAM!)



The first one who calls me poor manīs Robin gets one right between the nads!
Bwahahahahahahaha

All this other stuff was great too.

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Old 02-06-2011, 06:57 AM   #59
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Raging Fanboy: "Cap, have you seen this crap they're doing to your movie!? Marvel thinks you're the same character as the Human Torch! You have a gun! Your costume looks nothing like the comic one! Bucky doesn't even have a costume! They're just using Hydra as an excuse to show fewer swastikas! They barely ever show you in your mask, either!




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Old 02-06-2011, 11:06 AM   #60
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Ultimate that was epic!!! Funny as hell!!!

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Old 02-06-2011, 11:09 AM   #61
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Peggy: Does the jacket make me look fat?

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Old 02-06-2011, 11:16 AM   #62
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Cap: Hey Bucky have you seen Peggy around? I havent seen her in a while.

Bucky: Hang on Cap Ill pan East.
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Bucky: BOING!!!

Cap: Do see her? How does she look?

Bucky: Just fine Cap. Is it getting hot out here?

Cap: what was that?

Bucky: Uhh..... nothing!! -to himself: The pinup lives!!!

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Old 02-06-2011, 11:24 AM   #63
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Peggy: I wanna be an airborne ranger
I wanna live the life of danger
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Life of Danger!!
Soldier: Isnt that my line!!
Peggy: Man up ya wimp!!

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Peggy: "The Thompson sub-machine gun. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every Nazi motha-****a in the room.........accept no substitutes."

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Great stuff guys!


BUCKY: Target in sight, I have a clear shot. Letīs take down historyīs most inhuman monster... DIE, TOM ROTHMAN!!

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Old 02-06-2011, 03:23 PM   #66
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Cap: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Bucky:Yea yea! The camel tail.
Cap: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Bucky: It's like a division sign...

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Old 02-06-2011, 03:26 PM   #67
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Cap: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Bucky: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show d**k going in which is a huge concern.
Cap: Right, I didn't realize that.
Bucky: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Cap: No.
Bucky:[shakes his head] Not for me.

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Peggy: "The Thompson sub-machine gun. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every Nazi motha-****a in the room.........accept no substitutes."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Peggy =

All these other ones were great; loved Bucky trying to kill Tom Rothman.

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Captain America: I ain't heard no fat lady!
Bucky(Off screen): Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

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Captain America: I ain't heard no fat lady!
Bucky(Off screen): Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!
Nice Independence Day reference!

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CAP: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...

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Old 02-06-2011, 09:16 PM   #72
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CA: I`m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...And I`m all out of bubble gum!

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CAP: "This is Sparta!"

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Gotta love the kick ass/bubblegum quote.

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^Thanks Panthro but I think yours beat mine! lmao very creative given the situation

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