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Old 02-07-2011, 08:58 AM   #76
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Old 02-07-2011, 09:54 AM   #77
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A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked...to the ground


And soon in the gym, with a determined chin
The sweat from his pores, as he works for his cause


Will make him glisten...and gleam
And with massage...and just a little bit of steam


He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man, oh honey...
But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arm, and legs


Such an effort...if he only knew of my plan
In just seven days, I can make you a man...

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Old 02-07-2011, 10:12 AM   #78
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^ ROCKY HORROR FTW ♥!!! lol look at the nurses face, shes definatley turned on

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:14 AM   #79
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A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked...to the ground


And soon in the gym, with a determined chin
The sweat from his pores, as he works for his cause


Will make him glisten...and gleam
And with massage...and just a little bit of steam


He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man, oh honey...
But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arm, and legs


Such an effort...if he only knew of my plan
In just seven days, I can make you a man...
lol,good one

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:17 AM   #80
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We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing!

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:23 AM   #81
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we are the party poopers

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:26 AM   #82
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CAP: Remember, do not let the enemy sense your fear!
SOLDIER: i suppose that´s why we´re walking with a huge shield in front of us, huh?
CAP:Shut up.

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:28 AM   #83
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CAP: Mission accomplished, boys! We found the whorehouse!!

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:29 AM   #84
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Thank God, this thing was giving me a bit of a rash...

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:30 AM   #85
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Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:31 AM   #86
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ROGERS: I don´t care how hard it is, Ill be the next winner on The Amazing Race!!

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:32 AM   #87
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Look ma, no steroids!

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a wild weakling appears


military use super soldier serum


it's very effective

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Old 02-07-2011, 11:55 AM   #89
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hey bucky wha do you see ?






you know... stuff

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Old 02-07-2011, 12:15 PM   #90
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Hi,I´m Steve Rogers and I´m here to tell you about our government´s amazing new program, Project Rebirth!



Are you a fervorous patriot who wants to serve your country, but you can´t pass the army tests cuz you´re a wimpy toothpick of a man? We have the solution!



Project Rebirth will put you in this highly comfortable chamber and inject an experimental, but highly safe super-soldier serum!



You´ll barely feel a thing!




By the end of it, you´ll be an Adonis who can kick anyone´s ass and the ladies will go gaga for you!



Of course, there´s, like, a teeny tiny little downside, that, huh, I´m the only test subject that´ll actually get the serum to work.



All the other ones, for no apparent reason, are completely vaporized, in a slow, horrible, and extremely painful death.



Hey, but don´t let that discourage you! look for your nearest recruiting stand and join Project Rebirth right now! If one out of three million test subjects makes it, who knows, you can be the next lucky guy!

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Old 02-07-2011, 12:22 PM   #91
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!

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Old 02-07-2011, 12:27 PM   #92
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great stuff ultimatefan

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Old 02-07-2011, 12:30 PM   #93
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Red Skull: "Who were you expecting under this? Tom Cruise."

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Old 02-07-2011, 06:09 PM   #94
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

All the other ones were great too, especially the Tom Cruise and Ghostbuster gags.

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Home Alone 10, You're in the army now!

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^Hahahaha, good one.



Steve: "If you're gonna do that Miss Carter, the least you can do is buy me dinner first. I put out but I'm not cheap."

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Old 02-08-2011, 03:58 PM   #97
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ENGLISH MOTHA****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!

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Old 02-08-2011, 04:39 PM   #98
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Steve: You know you Want to..



HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREESSSS JOHNNY!!!!!

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Goooooood evening everyone...we are....tonight's entertainment !!!

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This stuff just gets funnier and funnier.

BUCKY: "Look the rendevous is 10-12 miles away from here, you think the chopper's gonna wait?"
CAP: "Bucky, we make our stand NOW, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

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