Thor caption thread - Part 1 - Page 12

kedrell · 04-20-2011, 04:54 PM

kedrell · 04-20-2011, 04:57 PM

Loki: "It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end"
Thor: "Now I know thou hast naught but evil in thine heart."

Panthro · 04-20-2011, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

Loki: "It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end"
Thor: "Now I know thou hast naught but evil in thine heart."

darkslayer101 · 04-20-2011, 09:40 PM

the new sif/thor pic is brilliant for cations

Punk&ComicBooks · 04-21-2011, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mc7791

jane: On the whole lokis form is good but i can see it does nothing for the people. Look at that woman yawning behind him!
Darcy: Like it does nothing for me while you pine for thor all day?
Jane: Shut up. At least what i pine for doesnt run on batteries!!

brilliant!

Bren · 04-21-2011, 01:49 AM

Loki: Remember when I had a little too much honey mead, and, um, let my hair down a bit?

*****************

Loki: WHOOOWOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOO - LOOK AT ME, I'M THOOOOOOR *hick*

*****************

Thor: Yessssssss?!?!?!

..

.....

Loki: You just had to put it up on frigging intergalactic Youtube, didn't you.....

BigThor · 04-21-2011, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Loki: "I'm a maniac! Maniac! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!"
Thor: "Yes I can see that."

F*** YEAH!!!

I was driving and I heard that song on the radio the other day, boy I was blastin' it like it was the 1980's

.

kedrell · 04-21-2011, 03:23 PM

Branagh: "So...shall we shag now or shag later?"
Sif: "Can't we do both?"

mc7791 · 04-21-2011, 03:39 PM

Branagh: Ok try to make sure not to laugh when you first see Loki in his helmet.
Sif: Too late I laugh at him all the time anyway.

mc7791 · 04-21-2011, 03:42 PM

Jordan: This is our competition?! what the hell are the fanboys *****ing about?!

Panthro · 04-21-2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigThor

F*** YEAH!!!

I was driving and I heard that song on the radio the other day, boy I was blastin' it like it was the 1980's

.

Thanks.

All this stuff was great. Loved "intergalactic You-Tube" and the Green Lantern gags in particular.

Bren · 04-22-2011, 01:39 AM

Coulson: .........
Thor: ...........
Coulson: ......... Um, what are you staring at?
Thor: Your chin.
Coulson: My.. my chin!?!?!? Why?
Thor: Internet rumours say you're a skrull. I'm just making sure. The chin never lies.

mc7791 · 04-22-2011, 07:31 AM

Darcy: Hey Jane isnt that Thor on the news with that government guy?
Jane: Yeah thats him! What are they talking about?

Thor: do you prefer the Whopper or the double stack?
Coulson: I am a chicken tenders man myself.

mc7791 · 04-22-2011, 07:52 AM

Jane: what the hell is up with that Coulson guy? He is following Thor everywhere!
Darcy: Hmm could be like a bromance.

Coulson: I want my two dollars!!!
Thor: I appreciate your persistence but I canceled my subscription to that paper 3 months ago! Away with thee annoying stuffed shirt!!

mc7791 · 04-22-2011, 07:58 AM

Thor: I use Jergens daily to keep my skin soft and smooth. Here feel Coulson.
Coulson: Yes I see. Verrry smoooth.

Jordan: Tomar Re make sure if I ever do anything like that, please KILL ME!!!
Tomar Re: You got it Hal.

Panthro · 04-22-2011, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren

Coulson: .........
Thor: ...........
Coulson: ......... Um, what are you staring at?
Thor: Your chin.
Coulson: My.. my chin!?!?!? Why?
Thor: Internet rumours say you're a skrull. I'm just making sure. The chin never lies.

Hehehehehehehehehe

Panthro · 04-22-2011, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mc7791

Darcy: Hey Jane isnt that Thor on the news with that government guy?
Jane: Yeah thats him! What are they talking about?

Thor: do you prefer the Whopper or the double stack?
Coulson: I am a chicken tenders man myself.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

The other ones were funny too mc.

Panthro · 04-22-2011, 06:36 PM

COULSON: "You look a lot taller on TV."
THOR: "Shut up!"

Punk&ComicBooks · 04-23-2011, 12:09 AM

Agent Coulson: Hey, you`re pretty cool! Would you like to join The Avengers?

Thor: Is Edward Norton still playing the Hulk?

Agent Coulson: Unfortunatley no.

Thor: THEN TIS A BLASPHEMY!!!

mc7791 · 04-23-2011, 12:52 PM

Coulson: Is it getting hot out here or it just you?
Thor: Your butt is on fire from a Destroyer Blast.
Coulson: So it kinda is you in a way.
Thor: Do you want me to put it out or would you rather burn you stupid mortal?
Coulson: Please put it out the rest of the agents dont have fire extinguishers!

Thor Winds up and....
Thor: Prepare to be carried on the cyclone of power to a place the Gods forgot... New Jersey!!!
Coulson: Ahhhhhhh!!!

mc7791 · 04-23-2011, 12:55 PM

Coulson: Do you use Meguiars chrome protector on your armor?
Thor: will the other SHIELD agents be able to put you back together after I have used you as a human shield against the Destroyer?
Coulson: A-hole!!!
Thor: Destroyer fodder!!

Panthro · 04-23-2011, 07:38 PM

Funny stuff guys.

Panthro · 04-23-2011, 07:46 PM

THOR: "The Ring must go to Mordor."
COULSON: "Oh God not this again...'

Punk&ComicBooks · 04-24-2011, 06:02 AM

Thor: See, I told you I was the God of thunder and this hammer belonged to me.

Agent Coulson: Ok but wheres your helmet?

Thor: YOU`RE GOING TO START WITH THAT TOO?!!!

BigThor · 04-24-2011, 08:20 AM

^ hahaaaaaaaa

04-20-2011, 04:54 PM	#276
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,342	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 __________________ Holding out hope.....

04-20-2011, 04:57 PM	#277
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,342	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Loki: "It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin') We-we-we so excited We so excited We gonna have a ball today Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes after ... wards I don't want this weekend to end" Thor: "Now I know thou hast naught but evil in thine heart." __________________ Holding out hope.....

04-20-2011, 09:40 PM	#279
darkslayer101 Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,195	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 the new sif/thor pic is brilliant for cations

04-21-2011, 01:49 AM	#281
Bren Forevernoob Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,143	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Loki: Remember when I had a little too much honey mead, and, um, let my hair down a bit? ***************** Loki: WHOOOWOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOO - LOOK AT ME, I'M THOOOOOOR hick *************** Thor: Yessssssss?!?!?! .. ..... Loki: You just had** to put it up on frigging intergalactic Youtube, didn't you..... __________________ Does odd things at random times.

04-21-2011, 03:23 PM	#283
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,342	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Branagh: "So...shall we shag now or shag later?" Sif: "Can't we do both?" __________________ Holding out hope.....

04-21-2011, 03:39 PM	#284
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Branagh: Ok try to make sure not to laugh when you first see Loki in his helmet. Sif: Too late I laugh at him all the time anyway.

04-21-2011, 03:42 PM	#285
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Jordan: This is our competition?! what the hell are the fanboys *****ing about?!

04-22-2011, 01:39 AM	#287
Bren Forevernoob Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,143	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Coulson: ......... Thor: ........... Coulson: ......... Um, what are you staring at? Thor: Your chin. Coulson: My.. my chin!?!?!? Why? Thor: Internet rumours say you're a skrull. I'm just making sure. The chin never lies. __________________ Does odd things at random times.

04-22-2011, 07:31 AM	#288
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Darcy: Hey Jane isnt that Thor on the news with that government guy? Jane: Yeah thats him! What are they talking about? Thor: do you prefer the Whopper or the double stack? Coulson: I am a chicken tenders man myself.

04-22-2011, 07:52 AM	#289
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Jane: what the hell is up with that Coulson guy? He is following Thor everywhere! Darcy: Hmm could be like a bromance. Coulson: I want my two dollars!!! Thor: I appreciate your persistence but I canceled my subscription to that paper 3 months ago! Away with thee annoying stuffed shirt!!

04-22-2011, 07:58 AM	#290
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: I use Jergens daily to keep my skin soft and smooth. Here feel Coulson. Coulson: Yes I see. Verrry smoooth. Jordan: Tomar Re make sure if I ever do anything like that, please KILL ME!!! Tomar Re: You got it Hal.

04-22-2011, 06:36 PM	#293
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 COULSON: "You look a lot taller on TV." THOR: "Shut up!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-23-2011, 12:09 AM	#294
Punk&ComicBooks Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York Posts: 671	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Agent Coulson: Hey, you`re pretty cool! Would you like to join The Avengers? Thor: Is Edward Norton still playing the Hulk? Agent Coulson: Unfortunatley no. Thor: THEN TIS A BLASPHEMY!!!

04-23-2011, 12:52 PM	#295
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Coulson: Is it getting hot out here or it just you? Thor: Your butt is on fire from a Destroyer Blast. Coulson: So it kinda is you in a way. Thor: Do you want me to put it out or would you rather burn you stupid mortal? Coulson: Please put it out the rest of the agents dont have fire extinguishers! Thor Winds up and.... Thor: Prepare to be carried on the cyclone of power to a place the Gods forgot... New Jersey!!! Coulson: Ahhhhhhh!!!

04-23-2011, 12:55 PM	#296
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Coulson: Do you use Meguiars chrome protector on your armor? Thor: will the other SHIELD agents be able to put you back together after I have used you as a human shield against the Destroyer? Coulson: A-hole!!! Thor: Destroyer fodder!!

04-23-2011, 07:38 PM	#297
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Funny stuff guys. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-23-2011, 07:46 PM	#298
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "The Ring must go to Mordor." COULSON: "Oh God not this again...' __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-24-2011, 06:02 AM	#299
Punk&ComicBooks Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York Posts: 671	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: See, I told you I was the God of thunder and this hammer belonged to me. Agent Coulson: Ok but wheres your helmet? Thor: YOU`RE GOING TO START WITH THAT TOO?!!!

04-24-2011, 08:20 AM	#300
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ^ hahaaaaaaaa __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance*

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