Thor caption thread - Part 1 - Page 16

Panthro · 05-29-2011, 09:51 PM

Thanks BigThor

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: So, what can we do to prevent Green Lantern from being as successful as our Marvel movies?
COULSON: Well, we could spread a fake picture where his costume exposes his toes for no good reason.
THOR: Oh, that´s gonna piss off the fanboys. Brilliant.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

lord-22 · 05-31-2011, 07:25 AM

04nbod · 05-31-2011, 08:47 AM

I don't know what is funnier, Thor looking magnificent on a cat or Gambit relegated to selling pets.

Panthro · 05-31-2011, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lord-22

ultimatefan · 06-04-2011, 07:23 AM

ODIN: Please, son, it´s not that bad.

THOR: Sorry, father. I refuse to live in a world where more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than my vastly superior movie!!

nouan · 06-04-2011, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lord-22

What a lovely cat! I want to pet it! This is just me saying this, not a caption for the picture.

Panthro · 06-04-2011, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

ODIN: Please, son, it´s not that bad.

THOR: Sorry, father. I refuse to live in a world where more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than my vastly superior movie!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Panthro · 06-15-2011, 08:38 AM

THOR: "What do you mean all the big summer movies are doing better in Europe than in the USA?"
COULSON: "Stranger things have happened my friend. After all, we had 8 years of George W. Bush as President."

ultimatefan · 06-18-2011, 08:06 AM

^hehehehehehe

THOR: Wow, even I didn´t think I had a shot at being more successful than Green Lantern, with the success of the Geoff Johns comics, and the animated films, and whatnot.
COULSON: Stranger things happened, like, Fox actually made a good superhero movie...

Panthro · 06-18-2011, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

^hehehehehehe

THOR: Wow, even I didn´t think I had a shot at being more successful than Green Lantern, with the success of the Geoff Johns comics, and the animated films, and whatnot.
COULSON: Stranger things happened, like, Fox actually made a good superhero movie...

Thanks and bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

ultimatefan · 06-21-2011, 07:52 AM

Thanks!

THOR: The Green Lantern movie turned out bad and is tanking at the box office That´s terrible!

COULSON: What you care, you´re a Marvel character, your movie´s doing fine and you´ll be on Avengers anyway!

THOR: Verily, but I feel his pain. I used to be seen by many as a second-tier too. Non-comics fans only remembered me from a crappy old cartoon too. If it weren´t for Marvel Studios and Kenneth Branagh, Hollywood could have easily done the same to me.

COULSON Well, it has done worse things than that to Batman, Superman, Fantastic Four, Wolverine...

THOR: Verily.

Panthro · 06-21-2011, 05:27 PM

COULSON: "You know, you really didn't do THAT much better than Green Lantern at the box office this summer-"
THOR: "Shut up."

ultimatefan · 06-23-2011, 09:17 AM

THOR: Gee, what are we gonna do now while we wait for the DVD and Blu-ray?

SIF: May I suggest a threesome?

THOR: Would it be okay with you?

JANE: Have you seen Black Swann, or No Strings Attached? At this point, there´s nothing I won´t do to prove I´m not just the sweet, girl-next-door type. I may end up in a porno if that´s what it takes!

THOR: Verily. And yay!

Panthro · 06-23-2011, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: Gee, what are we gonna do now while we wait for the DVD and Blu-ray?

SIF: May I suggest a threesome?

THOR: Would it be okay with you?

JANE: Have you seen Black Swann, or No Strings Attached? At this point, there´s nothing I won´t do to prove I´m not just the sweet, girl-next-door type. I may end up in a porno if that´s what it takes!

THOR: Verily. And yay!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ultimatefan · 06-26-2011, 07:49 AM

THOR: So, that´s this Twilight I´ve neen hearing so much about, even in Asgard.

JANE:Indeed. There are three more books.

THOR: I see. So toss that one into the fire right now, we have no time to waste to rid Midgard of such wretched evil spell Loki himself wouldn´t dare to conjure!

JANE: Finally somebody takes an attitude!

04nbod · 06-26-2011, 07:58 AM

After making Jane's blocked drain even worse Thor concedes a hammer is not the best plumbing tool

TheLongestDay · 06-26-2011, 08:03 AM

woah! where did THAT ^^^ pic come from??

04nbod · 06-26-2011, 09:33 AM

Tumblr. How it came to be on Tumblr I don't know

wobbly · 06-26-2011, 10:39 AM

[QUOTE=04nbod;20714841]

Thor: "I've just seen the Hulk naked

"

3dman27 · 06-26-2011, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

thor: So, that´s this twilight i´ve neen hearing so much about, even in asgard.

Jane:indeed. There are three more books.

Thor: I see. So toss that one into the fire right now, we have no time to waste to rid midgard of such wretched evil spell loki himself wouldn´t dare to conjure!

Jane: Finally somebody takes an attitude!

lol

Vartha · 06-26-2011, 11:08 AM

sad gamma radiation causes shrinkage isn't it Wobs?

wobbly · 06-26-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vartha

sad gamma radiation causes shrinkage isn't it Wobs?

Lol, Thor thinks so

04nbod · 06-26-2011, 11:41 AM

04nbod: 'You know, this reminds me of ultimate Thor'
*Rest of the Hype beat bod to death with thier toy mjolnirs*

mc7791 · 06-26-2011, 12:05 PM

Thor: has anyone seen my contact?

Vartha · 06-26-2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 04nbod

Lady Sif, a friend of mine on another board says this about the art.

05-31-2011, 07:25 AM	#377
lord-22 Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 67	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1

05-31-2011, 08:47 AM	#378
04nbod I need to debrief you Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: birkenhead, uk ahh...the chavs are attacking Posts: 10,259	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 I don't know what is funnier, Thor looking magnificent on a cat or Gambit relegated to selling pets. __________________ WHAT WOULD DARTH VADER DO?

06-04-2011, 07:23 AM	#380
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ODIN: Please, son, it´s not that bad. THOR: Sorry, father. I refuse to live in a world where more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than my vastly superior movie!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

06-15-2011, 08:38 AM	#383
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "What do you mean all the big summer movies are doing better in Europe than in the USA?" COULSON: "Stranger things have happened my friend. After all, we had 8 years of George W. Bush as President." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

06-18-2011, 08:06 AM	#384
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ^hehehehehehe THOR: Wow, even I didn´t think I had a shot at being more successful than Green Lantern, with the success of the Geoff Johns comics, and the animated films, and whatnot. COULSON: Stranger things happened, like, Fox actually made a good superhero movie... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

06-21-2011, 07:52 AM	#386
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thanks! THOR: The Green Lantern movie turned out bad and is tanking at the box office That´s terrible! COULSON: What you care, you´re a Marvel character, your movie´s doing fine and you´ll be on Avengers anyway! THOR: Verily, but I feel his pain. I used to be seen by many as a second-tier too. Non-comics fans only remembered me from a crappy old cartoon too. If it weren´t for Marvel Studios and Kenneth Branagh, Hollywood could have easily done the same to me. COULSON Well, it has done worse things than that to Batman, Superman, Fantastic Four, Wolverine... THOR: Verily. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

06-21-2011, 05:27 PM	#387
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 COULSON: "You know, you really didn't do THAT much better than Green Lantern at the box office this summer-" THOR: "Shut up." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

06-23-2011, 09:17 AM	#388
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: Gee, what are we gonna do now while we wait for the DVD and Blu-ray? SIF: May I suggest a threesome? THOR: Would it be okay with you? JANE: Have you seen Black Swann, or No Strings Attached? At this point, there´s nothing I won´t do to prove I´m not just the sweet, girl-next-door type. I may end up in a porno if that´s what it takes! THOR: Verily. And yay! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 06-23-2011 at 09:20 AM.

06-26-2011, 07:49 AM	#390
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: So, that´s this Twilight I´ve neen hearing so much about, even in Asgard. JANE:Indeed. There are three more books. THOR: I see. So toss that one into the fire right now, we have no time to waste to rid Midgard of such wretched evil spell Loki himself wouldn´t dare to conjure! JANE: Finally somebody takes an attitude! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

06-26-2011, 07:58 AM	#391
04nbod I need to debrief you Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: birkenhead, uk ahh...the chavs are attacking Posts: 10,259	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 After making Jane's blocked drain even worse Thor concedes a hammer is not the best plumbing tool __________________ WHAT WOULD DARTH VADER DO?

06-26-2011, 08:03 AM	#392
TheLongestDay "FOR ASGARD!!!" Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Asgard Posts: 1,960	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 woah! where did THAT ^^^ pic come from?? __________________ "There will be many interpretations of Superman, but the original character created by two teenagers in the 30’s will last forever." – Christopher Reeve

06-26-2011, 09:33 AM	#393
04nbod I need to debrief you Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: birkenhead, uk ahh...the chavs are attacking Posts: 10,259	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Tumblr. How it came to be on Tumblr I don't know __________________ WHAT WOULD DARTH VADER DO?

06-26-2011, 10:39 AM	#394
wobbly Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 6,510	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [QUOTE=04nbod;20714841] Thor: "I've just seen the Hulk naked " __________________ To see some gratuitous Wobbly Bits just hit the link :)

06-26-2011, 11:08 AM	#396
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 21,726	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 sad gamma radiation causes shrinkage isn't it Wobs? __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/

06-26-2011, 11:41 AM	#398
04nbod I need to debrief you Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: birkenhead, uk ahh...the chavs are attacking Posts: 10,259	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 04nbod: 'You know, this reminds me of ultimate Thor' Rest of the Hype beat bod to death with thier toy mjolnirs __________________ WHAT WOULD DARTH VADER DO?

06-26-2011, 12:05 PM	#399
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 907	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: has anyone seen my contact?

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