Thor caption thread - Part 1 - Page 17

Vartha · 06-26-2011, 12:23 PM

"now what was it to turn OFF the rain, 3 taps on the ground or 4?"

wobbly · 06-26-2011, 01:04 PM

[QUOTE=Vartha;20716221]

"####ing Apple saying my I-phone was water damaged. As if...".

Vartha · 06-26-2011, 01:12 PM

hahaha THAT's what that image needs is an I-phone! lol

Panthro · 06-26-2011, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vartha

"now what was it to turn OFF the rain, 3 taps on the ground or 4?"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Vartha · 06-27-2011, 01:03 AM

HEHE ....wow....I made Panthro laugh!

ultimatefan · 06-27-2011, 04:32 PM

This is embarassing, but even though I´m the God of thunder, Mjolnir cannot get wet and cold, it...it shrinks like a scared turtle.

elgaz · 06-27-2011, 04:40 PM

"It is decided then.

Once I have retrieved Mjolnir, obliterated the Destroyer, dispatched with Loki, captured humanity's faith, traversed the Bi-Frost back to the sacred halls of Asgard, secured the seven realms, saved the Universe from utter destruction and stood before Odin himself ........................ ............................. I'm getting my roots done."

ultimatefan · 06-29-2011, 08:51 PM

Damn, they DO look like those Xena´s boob things!

Panthro · 06-29-2011, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Damn, they DO look like those Xena´s boob things!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

ultimatefan · 07-03-2011, 06:51 AM

Thanks!

thor´s reaction to finding out his sequel´s being written by the guy who wrote Fantastic Four 2 and My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

Panthro · 07-03-2011, 12:06 PM

^^Hehehehehehehehe

THOR: "Wait wait wait a minute - people avoided Green Lantern like the plague, but they turned out in droves for Michael Bay's 3rd Transformers film, despite the fact that the previous 2 were crap? That makese no friggin' sense!"
COULSON: "The general audience rarely if ever makes sense my friend, you'd better learn that now if you intend to be our holy protector."

wobbly · 07-03-2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks!

thor´s reaction to finding out his sequel´s being written by the guy who wrote Fantastic Four 2 and My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

Dear lord, that isn't true is it?

Gamma Burst · 07-03-2011, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks!

thor´s reaction to finding out his sequel´s being written by the guy who wrote Fantastic Four 2 and My Super Ex-Girlfriend and Thor.

Corrected.

ultimatefan · 07-03-2011, 07:48 PM

^If Payne´s previous work is any indication, the most he must have written for Thor were that dumbass assistant chick´s Facebook and Ipod jokes.Good to see a fellow Brazillian here, BTW!

ultimatefan · 07-03-2011, 07:54 PM

THOR: How is it possible that so many people go to see those stupid Michael Bay Transformers movies? Your people are involved, aren´t they?

COULSON: Of course, he promotes our military, in exchange we embezzle his box office numbers. You don´t think we Midgardians actually like such inept storytelling and over-the-top acting, do you? Give us more credit...

4jsis4 · 08-10-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timstuff

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

im late but...LOL. I can't stop laughing xD

Panthro · 08-10-2011, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: How is it possible that so many people go to see those stupid Michael Bay Transformers movies? Your people are involved, aren´t they?

COULSON: Of course, he promotes our military, in exchange we embezzle his box office numbers. You don´t think we Midgardians actually like such inept storytelling and over-the-top acting, do you? Give us more credit...

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Panthro · 08-10-2011, 05:38 PM

THOR: "So who or what is this Lady Gaga I've heard so much about? Is she a transsexual? A transvestite? A hermaphrodite?"
COULSON: "As near as we can tell she appears to be a gay Madonna fan who liked Madonna so much that she decided to become her own version of her."
THOR: "I... see."
COULSON: "Yeah, and the only good song we ever got from her was Alejandro."

Panthro · 08-10-2011, 05:40 PM

THOR: "Dude where's my helmet?"

Panthro · 08-10-2011, 05:44 PM

THOR: "Are you sure mortal technology can get you up to the North Pole in time to find Captain America's frozen body?"

Godzilla2000 · 08-22-2011, 05:39 PM

This is what happened when Loki sent Jane and Darcy 2 Girls, 1 Cup as well as other immature internet memes in their email.

"Whoa! It's a double rainbow!"

Panthro · 08-22-2011, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinouga

This is what happened when Loki sent Jane and Darcy 2 Girls, 1 Cup as well as other immature internet memes in their email.

"Whoa! It's a double rainbow!"

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Godzilla2000 · 08-22-2011, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney alone!" rant video really sent them over the edge. Darcy decided that she had to send Loki a reply calling him a noob dork and that Chris Crocker was so 4 years ago. And no, they weren't going to play that crazy maze game he sent them because they already know what the big shocker is at the end. She did think the 3.5 hour Nyan cat video was cute though.

"So when are you going to be getting your own spin off movie and made cannon in the Marvel comics' continuity Agent Coulson?"

Godzilla2000 · 08-28-2011, 07:58 PM

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!

Panthro · 08-28-2011, 09:09 PM

THOR: "Dude, seriously, what is up with all these fanboys staring at Henry Cavill's crotch in those Superman pics?"
COULSON: "He's not doing the classic red trunks look."
THOR: "So he's just letting it all hang out?"
COULSON: "No, he's just wearing solid blue pants now."
THOR: "And this merits staring at his crotch because?"
COULSON: "Thor, are you gay?"
THOR: "No."
COULSON: "Are you a DC fanboy?"
THOR: "No."
COULSON: "Then you probably wouldn't understand."

06-26-2011, 12:23 PM	#401
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 22,218	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 "now what was it to turn OFF the rain, 3 taps on the ground or 4?" __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/ Last edited by Vartha; 06-27-2011 at 01:04 AM.

06-26-2011, 01:04 PM	#402
wobbly Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 6,521	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [QUOTE=Vartha;20716221] "####ing Apple saying my I-phone was water damaged. As if...". __________________ To see some gratuitous Wobbly Bits just hit the link :)

06-26-2011, 01:12 PM	#403
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 22,218	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 hahaha THAT's what that image needs is an I-phone! lol __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/

06-27-2011, 01:03 AM	#405
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 22,218	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 HEHE ....wow....I made Panthro laugh! __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/

06-27-2011, 04:32 PM	#406
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 This is embarassing, but even though I´m the God of thunder, Mjolnir cannot get wet and cold, it...it shrinks like a scared turtle. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

06-27-2011, 04:40 PM	#407
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,530	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 "It is decided then. Once I have retrieved Mjolnir, obliterated the Destroyer, dispatched with Loki, captured humanity's faith, traversed the Bi-Frost back to the sacred halls of Asgard, secured the seven realms, saved the Universe from utter destruction and stood before Odin himself ........................ ............................. I'm getting my roots done."

06-29-2011, 08:51 PM	#408
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Damn, they DO look like those Xena´s boob things! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-03-2011, 06:51 AM	#410
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thanks! thor´s reaction to finding out his sequel´s being written by the guy who wrote Fantastic Four 2 and My Super Ex-Girlfriend. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-03-2011, 12:06 PM	#411
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ^^Hehehehehehehehe THOR: "Wait wait wait a minute - people avoided Green Lantern like the plague, but they turned out in droves for Michael Bay's 3rd Transformers film, despite the fact that the previous 2 were crap? That makese no friggin' sense!" COULSON: "The general audience rarely if ever makes sense my friend, you'd better learn that now if you intend to be our holy protector." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS* Last edited by Panthro; 07-03-2011 at 12:10 PM.

07-03-2011, 07:48 PM	#414
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ^If Payne´s previous work is any indication, the most he must have written for Thor were that dumbass assistant chick´s Facebook and Ipod jokes.Good to see a fellow Brazillian here, BTW! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-03-2011, 07:54 PM	#415
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: How is it possible that so many people go to see those stupid Michael Bay Transformers movies? Your people are involved, aren´t they? COULSON: Of course, he promotes our military, in exchange we embezzle his box office numbers. You don´t think we Midgardians actually like such inept storytelling and over-the-top acting, do you? Give us more credit... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-10-2011, 05:38 PM	#418
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "So who or what is this Lady Gaga I've heard so much about? Is she a transsexual? A transvestite? A hermaphrodite?" COULSON: "As near as we can tell she appears to be a gay Madonna fan who liked Madonna so much that she decided to become her own version of her." THOR: "I... see." COULSON: "Yeah, and the only good song we ever got from her was Alejandro." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-10-2011, 05:40 PM	#419
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Dude where's my helmet?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-10-2011, 05:44 PM	#420
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Are you sure mortal technology can get you up to the North Pole in time to find Captain America's frozen body?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-22-2011, 05:39 PM	#421
Godzilla2000 Draconian Diva Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In the driver's seat. Posts: 4,678	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 This is what happened when Loki sent Jane and Darcy 2 Girls, 1 Cup as well as other immature internet memes in their email. "Whoa! It's a double rainbow!" Last edited by Godzilla2000; 08-22-2011 at 05:47 PM.

08-28-2011, 07:58 PM	#424
Godzilla2000 Draconian Diva Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In the driver's seat. Posts: 4,678	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!

08-28-2011, 09:09 PM	#425
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Dude, seriously, what is up with all these fanboys staring at Henry Cavill's crotch in those Superman pics?" COULSON: "He's not doing the classic red trunks look." THOR: "So he's just letting it all hang out?" COULSON: "No, he's just wearing solid blue pants now." THOR: "And this merits staring at his crotch because?" COULSON: "Thor, are you gay?" THOR: "No." COULSON: "Are you a DC fanboy?" THOR: "No." COULSON: "Then you probably wouldn't understand." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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