Thor caption thread - Part 1 - Page 2

Panthro · 02-11-2011, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timstuff

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

DarkestHero · 02-15-2011, 08:54 PM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]

"I shall name upon thee...Mini Me."

Panthro · 02-15-2011, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkestHero

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]

"I shall name upon thee...Mini Me."

Spider-Fan83 · 02-16-2011, 07:06 AM

Hemsworth-"I wish we just used this one in the movie... so, much lighter... I wouldn't of had to do all that working out"

Bren · 02-16-2011, 08:28 AM

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

kedrell · 02-16-2011, 08:48 AM

^lulz.

Panthro · 02-16-2011, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider-Fan83

Hemsworth-"I wish we just used this one in the movie... so, much lighter... I wouldn't of had to do all that working out"

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Panthro · 02-16-2011, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

steintym · 02-16-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

Hahaha - That's awesome

Vartha · 02-16-2011, 02:37 PM

hahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

Panthro · 02-16-2011, 05:28 PM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]
HEMSWORTH: "My action figure is more attractive than your action figure."

Panthro · 02-16-2011, 05:37 PM

HEMSWORTH: "Hey Chris, what's with these Superman fans who want the old John Williams theme in the Superman reboot?"
EVANS: "I don't know Chris. Stupid people blinded by nostalgia I guess, can't stop living in the past, too afraid to challenge the old Reeve movies despite their flaws, the list probably goes on."
HEMSWORTH: "I just don't get it man. Batman got a new theme. The X-Men were constantly getting new themes. Spider-Man's getting a new theme. Even Hellboy changed themes between movies. Don't they see it's about updating and establishing a new identity."
EVANS: "Fanboys, what are you gonna do, right?"

BigThor · 02-17-2011, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren

Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying."
Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...."

Hahahaha funny stuff

Panthro · 02-17-2011, 05:02 PM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]
HEMSWORTH: "I spent two years in Vietnam with this uncomfortable piece of plastic shoved up my ass, and now, it's yours."

Panthro · 02-17-2011, 05:04 PM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]
HEMSWORTH: "This cheaply made lifeless soulless piece of plastic can be yours if the price is right!"

PSYLENTGuardian · 02-17-2011, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]
HEMSWORTH: "I spent two years in Vietnam with this uncomfortable piece of plastic shoved up my ass, and now, it's yours."

Pulp Fiction?

Panthro · 02-17-2011, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSYLENTGuardian

Pulp Fiction?

Correct. Not sure the quote's 100% as I had to recall it from memory, but yeah, the basic idea of essence is from Pulp Fiction.

kedrell · 02-18-2011, 02:19 PM

Destroyer: "So you are Thor. And who is your superior?"
Thor: "I answer only to the president..."
Destroyer: "..AND HE WILL ANSWER TO ME!!!!! Or all of his cities will end up like this one!"

kedrell · 02-18-2011, 02:22 PM

Destroyer: "Who else is seeing this?"
Thor: "Well, with the satellite hook-up...just about everyone. I mean the whole planet."
Destroyer: "The whole planet Houston?"
Thor: "Earth...the whole planet Earth."

kedrell · 02-18-2011, 02:37 PM

It was at this point that Thor whipped out his sketch pad and attempted to impress Jane further by showing the he was in fact the guy who invented the pinball machine.

Panthro · 02-18-2011, 05:14 PM

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG]
HEMSWORTH: "Captain Kirk has a phaser? Pfft, his phaser is no match for my hammer!"

lord-22 · 02-19-2011, 05:26 AM

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!

Punk&ComicBooks · 02-19-2011, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lord-22

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!

PURE GENIUS! And those Superman ones made me really LOL!

Punk&ComicBooks · 02-19-2011, 07:26 AM

Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

Destroyer: Are you a God?

Ray Stantz:................no

Destroyer: Then...DIE!!!

Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!

BigThor · 02-19-2011, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk&ComicBooks

Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

Destroyer: Are you a God?

Ray Stantz:................no

Destroyer: Then...DIE!!!

Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!

Hahaha, this is good one

I never knew Winston Zeddemore's name, until today.

02-15-2011, 08:54 PM	#27
DarkestHero I AM GRIMDARK!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 31	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG] "I shall name upon thee...Mini Me."

02-16-2011, 07:06 AM	#29
Spider-Fan83 Thwip Thwip Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,189	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Hemsworth-"I wish we just used this one in the movie... so, much lighter... I wouldn't of had to do all that working out"

02-16-2011, 08:28 AM	#30
Bren Forevernoob Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,150	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Hemsworth: "You know Chris, some kid is just going to be so disappointed when he hits his bully with this, and the guy doesn't go flying." Evans: "Not as disappointed as the guy who tries to block a bullet with this...." Last edited by Bren; 02-23-2011 at 06:00 AM. Reason: Putting the pic back where it's supposed to be

02-16-2011, 08:48 AM	#31
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ^lulz. __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-16-2011, 05:28 PM	#36
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG] HEMSWORTH: "My action figure is more attractive than your action figure." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

02-16-2011, 05:37 PM	#37
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 HEMSWORTH: "Hey Chris, what's with these Superman fans who want the old John Williams theme in the Superman reboot?" EVANS: "I don't know Chris. Stupid people blinded by nostalgia I guess, can't stop living in the past, too afraid to challenge the old Reeve movies despite their flaws, the list probably goes on." HEMSWORTH: "I just don't get it man. Batman got a new theme. The X-Men were constantly getting new themes. Spider-Man's getting a new theme. Even Hellboy changed themes between movies. Don't they see it's about updating and establishing a new identity." EVANS: "Fanboys, what are you gonna do, right?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-17-2011, 05:02 PM	#39
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG] HEMSWORTH: "I spent two years in Vietnam with this uncomfortable piece of plastic shoved up my ass, and now, it's yours." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

02-17-2011, 05:04 PM	#40
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG] HEMSWORTH: "This cheaply made lifeless soulless piece of plastic can be yours if the price is right!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

02-18-2011, 02:19 PM	#43
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Destroyer: "So you are Thor. And who is your superior?" Thor: "I answer only to the president..." Destroyer: "..AND HE WILL ANSWER TO ME!!!!! Or all of his cities will end up like this one!" __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-18-2011, 02:22 PM	#44
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Destroyer: "Who else is seeing this?" Thor: "Well, with the satellite hook-up...just about everyone. I mean the whole planet." Destroyer: "The whole planet Houston?" Thor: "Earth...the whole planet Earth." __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-18-2011, 02:37 PM	#45
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 It was at this point that Thor whipped out his sketch pad and attempted to impress Jane further by showing the he was in fact the guy who invented the pinball machine. __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-18-2011, 05:14 PM	#46
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 [IMG]http://www.************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/hasbrostars3.jpg[/IMG] HEMSWORTH: "Captain Kirk has a phaser? Pfft, his phaser is no match for my hammer!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

02-19-2011, 05:26 AM	#47
lord-22 Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 67	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers. so here's your new accessories for the movie guys Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!! Last edited by lord-22; 02-19-2011 at 05:32 AM.

02-19-2011, 07:26 AM	#49
Punk&ComicBooks Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York Posts: 671	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray. Destroyer: Are you a God? Ray Stantz:................no Destroyer: Then...DIE!!! Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!

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