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Old 03-28-2011, 05:01 PM   #176
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Coulson: "Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
(woman behind whispers to him)
Coulson: "And by that, I mean, it's time for the agent of the week award."

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Old 03-28-2011, 05:29 PM   #177
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Coulson: "Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
(woman behind whispers to him)
Coulson: "And by that, I mean, it's time for the agent of the week award."
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

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Old 03-29-2011, 12:07 PM   #178
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Old 03-29-2011, 12:09 PM   #179
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COULSON: Hey, are we reusing the set for Magneto´s plastic prison in X-Men, or what?! Marvel Studios is even cheaper than I thought!

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Old 03-29-2011, 12:56 PM   #180
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COULSON: Hey, are we reusing the set for Magneto´s plastic prison in X-Men, or what?! Marvel Studios is even cheaper than I thought!
Hahahahahahaha

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Old 03-30-2011, 06:44 AM   #181
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COULSON: You´ll be going after one of the greatest threats our world has faced... He doesn´t know our social and moral codes, or doesn´t understand them. He´s impulsive, irrational, and potentialy violent. He´s a vain, greedy, cruel boy... Now go ahead and bring me Charlie Sheen, dead or alive!!

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Old 03-30-2011, 11:03 AM   #183
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COULSON: You´ll be going after one of the greatest threats our world has faced... He doesn´t know our social and moral codes, or doesn´t understand them. He´s impulsive, irrational, and potentialy violent. He´s a vain, greedy, cruel boy... Now go ahead and bring me Charlie Sheen, dead or alive!!
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Old 03-30-2011, 01:34 PM   #184
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Thanks guys!

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Old 03-30-2011, 04:43 PM   #185
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Coulson: does this corridor make me look fat?

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Old 03-30-2011, 09:48 PM   #186
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Coulson: does this corridor make me look fat?
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:05 PM   #187
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Thor if you try to breach this perimeter, I will have Kat Dennings tase you and watch super-nanny while you drool on the ground!

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Old 03-31-2011, 04:37 PM   #188
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Coulson: This state of the art facility is impregnable!! Not even the Hulk or Iron Man could get in here, or out if they were inside!!
STRAAAKA ---THOOOM!!!!!
Coulson: What the hell was that?!
Guy behind Coulson: Sir we have a report that a muscular hippie-looking blond guy broke in, beat the hell out of our best equipped and trained guards, got to the hammer containment area, grabbed it, transformed into some thunder God with killer armor and a big red cape and flew off!!
Coulson: What!!! did some one track him?!
Guy: No our sensors were short circuited by lightning.
Woman behind Coulson: Sir Director Fury is on the line demanding answers about the security breach.
Coulson: uhh excuse me for a minute...
Woman: Director Fury, Coulson is not available he just made a beeline for the bathroom holding his mouth

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Old 03-31-2011, 05:35 PM   #189
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Coulson: This state of the art facility is impregnable!! Not even the Hulk or Iron Man could get in here, or out if they were inside!!
STRAAAKA ---THOOOM!!!!!
Coulson: What the hell was that?!
Guy behind Coulson: Sir we have a report that a muscular hippie-looking blond guy broke in, beat the hell out of our best equipped and trained guards, got to the hammer containment area, grabbed it, transformed into some thunder God with killer armor and a big red cape and flew off!!
Coulson: What!!! did some one track him?!
Guy: No our sensors were short circuited by lightning.
Woman behind Coulson: Sir Director Fury is on the line demanding answers about the security breach.
Coulson: uhh excuse me for a minute...
Woman: Director Fury, Coulson is not available he just made a beeline for the bathroom holding his mouth

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Old 03-31-2011, 05:39 PM   #190
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COULSON: "I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

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Old 04-01-2011, 03:36 PM   #191
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coulson: This state of the art facility is impregnable!! Not even the hulk or iron man could get in here, or out if they were inside!!
Straaaka ---thooom!!!!!
Coulson: What the hell was that?!
Guy behind coulson: Sir we have a report that a muscular hippie-looking blond guy broke in, beat the hell out of our best equipped and trained guards, got to the hammer containment area, grabbed it, transformed into some thunder god with killer armor and a big red cape and flew off!!
Coulson: What!!! Did some one track him?!
Guy: No our sensors were short circuited by lightning.
Woman behind coulson: Sir director fury is on the line demanding answers about the security breach.
Coulson: Uhh excuse me for a minute...
Woman: Director fury, coulson is not available he just made a beeline for the bathroom holding his mouth
genius!

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Old 04-01-2011, 03:44 PM   #192
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Thor: This is a really good pic of us, and maybe now the fanboys will finally shut up about our lack of helmets.

Loki: Yeah but now got a bigger problem.

Thor: Whats that?



Loki: We have to put up with those fanboys making up silly captions on their superhero comic book sites using quality pictures like these.



Thor: ...SH**!!! When you`re right you`re right!

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Old 04-01-2011, 05:49 PM   #193
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^^Hehehehehehehe

LOKI: "You know at this distance, our angry glaring and glowering comes dangerously close to looking like disguised sexual tension."
THOR: "Damn! You're right!"

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Old 04-01-2011, 08:25 PM   #194
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Old 04-02-2011, 11:15 AM   #195
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LOL ....Nice !!

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Old 04-02-2011, 12:00 PM   #196
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Thor: This is a really good pic of us, and maybe now the fanboys will finally shut up about our lack of helmets.

Loki: Yeah but now got a bigger problem.

Thor: Whats that?



Loki: We have to put up with those fanboys making up silly captions on their superhero comic book sites using quality pictures like these.



Thor: ...SH**!!! When you`re right you`re right!
Awesome!!!

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Loki: Hey Thor lets have a staring contest.
Thor: Well I would like to do that to prove I can beat you at anything except for one problem.
Loki: whats that?
Thor: we are immortal and this could go on for centuries. Plus I have tickets to the Charlie Sheen Torpedo of Truth show tonight at the Fox Theater in Detroit.
Loki: Can I go I really like a crazy mortal like him. I need to find out more about his "winning" formula.
Thor: Sorry the show is sold out and the other ticket is for Jane.
Loki: Dammmnnn!! I cant win for anything.
Thor: Tell me about it

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TH-OR. THOR.


AS-GARD. ASGARD.


BI-FROST. BIFROST.



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Odin: "People of Earth, this is your god speaking. You are making quite a mess down there, so I think an intervention is at order. Therefor I have sent you my only son, Thor to..."


Thor:"To strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Thor when I lay My vengeance upon thee!!!"


People:"gulp"


Odin:"Heh, I did sent him down there once already to learn some humility and to deal with his anger managment issues... but anyway, you heard him people and I'm sure you get the point. That is all."

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