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Old 04-02-2011, 02:33 PM   #201
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I'd rather fight than switch......oh wait that was Tarringtons

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Old 04-02-2011, 02:40 PM   #202
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COULSON: Cīmon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It canīt take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-thereīs too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I donīt give a s***!! Itībetter be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or Iīll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!

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I swear that woman behind Coulson looks like Linda Hunt from NCIS Los Angeles

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COULSON: Cīmon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It canīt take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-thereīs too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I donīt give a s***!! Itībetter be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or Iīll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha

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Odin: "People of Earth, this is your god speaking. You are making quite a mess down there, so I think an intervention is at order. Therefor I have sent you my only son, Thor to..."


Thor:"To strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Thor when I lay My vengeance upon thee!!!"


People:"gulp"


Odin:"Heh, I did sent him down there once already to learn some humility and to deal with his anger managment issues... but anyway, you heard him people and I'm sure you get the point. That is all."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Thanks and great stuff, Nonan!

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COULSON: Cīmon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It canīt take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-thereīs too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I donīt give a s***!! Itībetter be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or Iīll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!

Thor: Who is this Green Lantern? What threat does he pose to Asgard or Midgard? Since he wears green like Loki does that mean he is in league with Loki?!

Loki: Man oh Man chill out bro its just a movie! Coulson could you help me out here please?

Coulson: See my previous statement about our systems Loki!! Hell you are his brother, Loki: Half-brother
Coulson: Either way you can relate to him better than we can. Take him on Doctor Phil or something.

Loki: I did last week and Phil and the rest of the audience are still recovering from the damage. He made Dr Phil look like Jerry Springer but worse!!

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Old 04-03-2011, 11:52 AM   #208
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Loki: Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Jane: Even in my current state you creep me out! Thor take care of this!!

Thor: Loki prepare to become a railroad spike in the sewer!!

Loki: Cmon Thor cant I we share her? I mean she looked open to that. Please dont do this!

Thor: I missed the part where that is my problem. Plus my helmet looks better than yours.

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Old 04-03-2011, 11:57 AM   #209
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Thor: Jane my Love you look somewhat sad, what troubles thee?
Jane: I miss my coworker Jenny last week she got fired.
Thor: Burned?
Jane: Canned.
Thor: Packaged?
Jane: Terminated.
Thor: An muscular, Austrian Cyborg was sent from the future to kill her? Your people can be as ruthless as Asgardians!!
Jane: Its gonna be a loooooong night.

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heh

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Thor: Jane my Love you look somewhat sad, what troubles thee?
Jane: I miss my coworker Jenny last week she got fired.
Thor: Burned?
Jane: Canned.
Thor: Packaged?
Jane: Terminated.
Thor: An muscular, Austrian Cyborg was sent from the future to kill her? Your people can be as ruthless as Asgardians!!
Jane: Its gonna be a loooooong night.

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Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!!

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Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

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thank you I try. does anyone know what movie I got part of the dialogue from?

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Announcer: I got a question for you. What does a city that has been to hell and back (its called Ragnarok google it) know about power? Ill tell you, more than most. You see, its the hottest fires that make the hardest steel, add hard work and conviction.
Like the kind that made this hammer. And the know how that runs generations deep in every last one of us. Since Ragnarok keeps happening. That’s who we are.
That’s our story. Now it’s probably not the one you’ve been hearing about. The one being written by folks who have never even been here. and don’t know what we’re capable of. Because when it comes to power it’s as much about where it’s from
as who it’s for.
Now we’re from a different realm. We are not anyones Emerald realm, Windy realm, or realm of happiness. This is Asgard. This is what we do.

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Old 04-07-2011, 07:43 PM   #216
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Helmsworth: Ok Ken what is my motivation here?
Branagh off screen: Just dodge its blasts until you get to you hammer 2 blocks away.
Helmsworth: isnt there stuntmen for this?
Branagh: Yeah but we blew the budget on most of your other cgi

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Funny stuff guys.



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DESTROYER: "You shall not pass!"
THOR: "I think that's my line big guy."
DESTROYER: "Shut up."

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Old 04-08-2011, 06:25 PM   #219
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To use something from an earlier page in this thread:
Destroyer: Are you a God?
Thor: You are about to find out!!!
Yknow when Gozer asks that of the Ghostbusters I always wanted to Donald Blake show up and say something like: In this form no, but wait till you see my other form!!


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Destroyer: come quietly or there will be ..... trouble.
Thor: Im a thunder God, quiet is not in my nature!!!

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DESTROYER: "Now Thor, we don't have to be enemies. We both want a fair union contract."
THOR [thinking]: "Why is the Destroyer being so nice to me?"
DESTROYER: "If you scratch my back, I'll yours."
THOR [thinking]: "Wait a minute- is he coming on to me?"
DESTROYER: "I mean if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
THOR [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
DESTROYER: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows, hehe." [winks behind visor]
THOR [thinking]: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THOR [speaking]: "Sorry Destroyer, but I don't go for these back door shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no." [walks away]
DESTROYER: "Hmm. He wouldn't even hear me out."

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DESTROYER: "Now Thor, we don't have to be enemies. We both want a fair union contract."
THOR [thinking]: "Why is the Destroyer being so nice to me?"
DESTROYER: "If you scratch my back, I'll yours."
THOR [thinking]: "Wait a minute- is he coming on to me?"
DESTROYER: "I mean if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
THOR [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
DESTROYER: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows, hehe." [winks behind visor]
THOR [thinking]: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THOR [speaking]: "Sorry Destroyer, but I don't go for these back door shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no." [walks away]
DESTROYER: "Hmm. He wouldn't even hear me out."

hmmm interesting. where did you get that one from Panthro?

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hmmm interesting. where did you get that one from Panthro?
I stole it from an old episode of the Simpsons. Back when the Simpsons was actually funny.

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COULSON: Cīmon, we have state-of-the-art computer technology!! It canīt take that long to download the Green Lantern Wondercon footage!!

OPERATOR: T-thereīs too much traffic, sir!

COULSON: I donīt give a s***!! Itībetter be downloaded, in HD, in the largest available format, WITH at least a hundred screencaps, in my laptop in the next five minutes or Iīll turn you all into minimum wage mall cops!!
OPERATOR: That's hurtful.
COULSON: Oh, you don't even know.

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