The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Page 3

lord-22 · 02-20-2011, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

SNYDER: So, Supes, we´ve narrowed down the villains for your reboot!

You´ll either fight Doomsday...

...Or Lindsay Lohan!

SUPERMAN: DOOMSDAY!! DOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Panthro · 02-20-2011, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

SNYDER: So, Supes, we´ve narrowed down the villains for your reboot!

You´ll either fight Doomsday...

...Or Lindsay Lohan!

SUPERMAN: DOOMSDAY!! DOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

But it's also a little sad. It seems like a lifetime ago that Lindsay Lohan was actually kinda cute.

Panthro · 02-20-2011, 05:34 PM

LINDSAY LOHAN: "Can I please be Lois Lane in the reboot? Please oh please oh please pretty please with sugar on top? We have the same initials, and I can perform lewd, unsavory sex acts that she would never think of-"

SUPERMAN: "For the last time the answer is no!"

Oh Lindsay, what the Hell happened to you girl?

ultimatefan · 02-23-2011, 05:59 AM

SNYDER: So, Kevin, we´re thinking of casting you as Pa Kent in the Superman reboot!

COSTNER: That´s great! I´ll finally make people forget all about Waterworld and The Postman!

SNYDER: We wish we could, Kevin. Believe me, we wish we could.

ultimatefan · 02-23-2011, 07:09 AM

BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira.

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever.

SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III.

BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark.

SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are.

nouan · 02-23-2011, 07:22 AM

Bravo, ultimatefan. Funny stuff

ultimatefan · 02-23-2011, 07:44 AM

Thanks!

kedrell · 02-23-2011, 08:13 AM

Good job. I hated Waterworld but I didn't mind the Postman all that much. Sure it's badly paced and overlong but it actually showed me something I'd wanted to see for a long time, a post-apocalyptic America that had believable problems and wasn't populated by zombies, cannibals or flat out weirdos. It was like America went back to the days of the wild west and I dug it.

Superman Prime · 02-23-2011, 08:50 AM

SUPERMAN: "What are we doing here again?"

BATMAN: "Now that you mention it, I've long forgotten what episode this was even from."

Panthro · 02-23-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira.

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever.

SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III.

BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark.

SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are.

Bwahahahahaha

Panthro · 02-23-2011, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Prime

SUPERMAN: "What are we doing here again?"

BATMAN: "Now that you mention it, I've long forgotten what episode this was even from."

I believe that's from Tabula Rasa, which featured Amazo.

ultimatefan · 02-25-2011, 06:43 AM

BATMAN: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.

SUPERMAN: Hmmm...

Panthro · 02-25-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

BATMAN: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.

SUPERMAN: Hmmm...

Sounds like Batman's been spending too much time with Joker again.

Superman Prime · 03-01-2011, 12:53 AM

SUPERMAN: "Yummy. I smell someone cooking burgers on the grill. Oh, wait. Nevermind, that's Batman."

Zack Snyder · 03-01-2011, 01:39 AM

Bale:

So I hear you are British.

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10959/supercavillve1.jpg[/IMG]

Cavill:

Bloody right.

Bale:

That proves nothing.

Cavill: Well I carry myself in an intelligent humble demeanor. Wait... Aren't you a Brit as well?

Bale: I'll get back to you on that.

KrypJonian · 03-01-2011, 02:12 AM

Bale: I'm Batman

[IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10959/supercavillve1.jpg[/IMG]

Cavill: I'm Superman

Bale: Not in that suit, your not...
[/QUOTE]

ultimatefan · 03-01-2011, 06:44 AM

ZOD: What the hell are you doing?
SUPERMAN: I´ll fly really fast around Earth with you and take you back to 1980, where you belong!!

ultimatefan · 03-01-2011, 06:47 AM

JOR-EL: I accuse them of the heinous crime of trying to come back way too early to the Superman film franchise, when the fans are begging for a villain that has not been used in the movies yet, such as Brainiac!

BH/HHH · 03-01-2011, 07:04 AM

Ha ha good Zod captions

elgaz · 03-01-2011, 07:14 AM

Zod only attended WWE Night at Superman's place once, but swore he would never return.

Sgt.Pepper · 03-01-2011, 07:14 AM

Love the lastest two captions.

Panthro · 03-01-2011, 07:47 AM

All these captions were great.

SUPERMAN: "I warned you Bruce, I warned you not to brag about your big Oscar win, but did you listen? No, you didn't. You just had to keep running your mouth because you were in a--hole mode. Let this be a lesson to you when you eventually come back to life Bruce - no matter how popular you are, I can still easily whip your ass with little to no real effort, capice?"

ultimatefan · 03-03-2011, 12:40 PM

Thanks and great stuff, guys!

MA KENT: No, Dr. Phill, I have no idea why Clark has such intense, unresolved oedipal issues. It´s not like he could´ve ever caught me and Pa Kent rolling on the hey... In the middle of the corn field... In front of the cows...

kedrell · 03-03-2011, 04:41 PM

Heh, both Ma Kent & Aunt May are getting hotness upgrades these days in film.

Panthro · 03-03-2011, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks and great stuff, guys!

MA KENT: No, Dr. Phill, I have no idea why Clark has such intense, unresolved oedipal issues. It´s not like he could´ve ever caught me and Pa Kent rolling on the hey... In the middle of the corn field... In front of the cows...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

02-20-2011, 05:34 PM	#53
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread LINDSAY LOHAN: "Can I please be Lois Lane in the reboot? Please oh please oh please pretty please with sugar on top? We have the same initials, and I can perform lewd, unsavory sex acts that she would never think of-" SUPERMAN: "For the last time the answer is no!" Oh Lindsay, what the Hell happened to you girl? __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-23-2011, 05:59 AM	#54
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread SNYDER: So, Kevin, we´re thinking of casting you as Pa Kent in the Superman reboot! COSTNER: That´s great! I´ll finally make people forget all about Waterworld and The Postman! SNYDER: We wish we could, Kevin. Believe me, we wish we could. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-23-2011, 07:09 AM	#55
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira. SUPERMAN: Yes. BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet. SUPERMAN: That is correct. BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones. SUPERMAN: That is correct. BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever. SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III. BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark. SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-23-2011, 07:22 AM	#56
nouan Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 369	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Bravo, ultimatefan. Funny stuff

02-23-2011, 07:44 AM	#57
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Thanks! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-23-2011, 08:13 AM	#58
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Good job. I hated Waterworld but I didn't mind the Postman all that much. Sure it's badly paced and overlong but it actually showed me something I'd wanted to see for a long time, a post-apocalyptic America that had believable problems and wasn't populated by zombies, cannibals or flat out weirdos. It was like America went back to the days of the wild west and I dug it. __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-23-2011, 08:50 AM	#59
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,398	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread SUPERMAN: "What are we doing here again?" BATMAN: "Now that you mention it, I've long forgotten what episode this was even from."

02-25-2011, 06:43 AM	#62
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread BATMAN: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it. SUPERMAN: Hmmm... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-01-2011, 12:53 AM	#64
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,398	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread SUPERMAN: "Yummy. I smell someone cooking burgers on the grill. Oh, wait. Nevermind, that's Batman."

03-01-2011, 01:39 AM	#65
Zack Snyder Banned User Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,184	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Bale: So I hear you are British. [IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10959/supercavillve1.jpg[/IMG] Cavill: Bloody right. Bale: That proves nothing. Cavill: Well I carry myself in an intelligent humble demeanor. Wait... Aren't you a Brit as well? Bale: I'll get back to you on that.

03-01-2011, 02:12 AM	#66
KrypJonian The Last Son of Krypjon Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sunny California Posts: 2,311	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Bale: I'm Batman [IMG]http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10959/supercavillve1.jpg[/IMG] Cavill: I'm Superman Bale: Not in that suit, your not... [/QUOTE] __________________ "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" Check out my comic "Travels in Time" and other neat stuff at www.contradigmcomics.com

03-01-2011, 06:44 AM	#67
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread ZOD: What the hell are you doing? SUPERMAN: I´ll fly really fast around Earth with you and take you back to 1980, where you belong!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-01-2011, 06:47 AM	#68
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread JOR-EL: I accuse them of the heinous crime of trying to come back way too early to the Superman film franchise, when the fans are begging for a villain that has not been used in the movies yet, such as Brainiac! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-01-2011, 07:04 AM	#69
BH/HHH True Acklite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Leeds Posts: 11,342	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Ha ha good Zod captions __________________ ARROW SKY 1 (UK) MONDAYS 8PM You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall... But in time, they will join you in the sun... In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

03-01-2011, 07:14 AM	#70
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,407	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Zod only attended WWE Night at Superman's place once, but swore he would never return. Last edited by elgaz; 03-08-2011 at 06:15 AM.

03-01-2011, 07:14 AM	#71
Sgt.Pepper Nowhere Man Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,213	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Love the lastest two captions.

03-01-2011, 07:47 AM	#72
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,874	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread All these captions were great. SUPERMAN: "I warned you Bruce, I warned you not to brag about your big Oscar win, but did you listen? No, you didn't. You just had to keep running your mouth because you were in a--hole mode. Let this be a lesson to you when you eventually come back to life Bruce - no matter how popular you are, I can still easily whip your ass with little to no real effort, capice?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-03-2011, 12:40 PM	#73
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Thanks and great stuff, guys! MA KENT: No, Dr. Phill, I have no idea why Clark has such intense, unresolved oedipal issues. It´s not like he could´ve ever caught me and Pa Kent rolling on the hey... In the middle of the corn field... In front of the cows... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-03-2011, 04:41 PM	#74
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Heh, both Ma Kent & Aunt May are getting hotness upgrades these days in film. __________________ Holding out hope.....

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