The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Page 35

dnno1 · 03-20-2012, 04:08 PM

More stuff form HISE:

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Rockstar · 03-23-2012, 05:21 PM

Cheers to the losers.

Panthro · 03-23-2012, 05:28 PM

JOE MANGANIELLO: "Non? No but I get that a lot."

JOE MANGANIELLO: "Why yes, I will be playing Non in the sequel."

dnno1 · 03-25-2012, 08:06 PM

manofsteel4life · 03-25-2012, 10:38 PM

Hahaaha

Panthro · 03-26-2012, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

Hehehehe

dnno1 · 03-26-2012, 07:41 AM

It figures that a smart remark would come from Spider-Man.

Rockstar · 03-26-2012, 01:25 PM

Fear my almighty vagina sheild.

Suddenly my suit doesn't look as redundant.

Panthro · 03-26-2012, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockstar

Fear my almighty vagina sheild.

Suddenly my suit doesn't look as redundant.

Hehehe

Whoever drew that panel didn't do a very good job with Supergilr's face.

BlueLantern · 03-27-2012, 05:13 PM

Why has she got an oversized diaphragm sticking out of her yoo-hoo?

Despite attempting to support the new super-suits, I gotta admit, they ****ing suck. The Earth 2 suit for Supes is way better than the DCnU one.

ultimatefan · 03-27-2012, 07:59 PM

great stuff guys.

Batman: Let´s see if Hulk is so tough with a missing testicle...

Panthro · 03-27-2012, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

great stuff guys.

Batman: Let´s see if Hulk is so tough with a missing testicle...

Hehehehehe

fanboiii · 03-27-2012, 09:43 PM

Wow that looks like transvestite Supergirl. I guess that artist doesn't draw females a lot.

ultimatefan · 03-28-2012, 03:09 PM

CLARK: On the bright side, I´ll take this codpiece over the Schumacher movies Batman and Robin ones any day of the week. And I won´t mind nipples either...

Panthro · 03-28-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CLARK: On the bright side, I´ll take this codpiece over the Schumacher movies Batman and Robin ones any day of the week. And I won´t mind nipples either...

Hehehehehehehehe

ultimatefan · 03-29-2012, 12:51 PM

This one is similar to one I did a looooong time ago, but I couldn´t resist:

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No. And why are you pestering me? I´m not a producer or a WB executive.

SUPERMAN: But you´re the "king of DC" on movies and TV, aren´t you?
BATMAN: Hmmm, I guess so.

SUPERMAN: So, can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

Panthro · 03-29-2012, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

This one is similar to one I did a looooong time ago, but I couldn´t resist:

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No. And why are you pestering me? I´m not a producer or a WB executive.

SUPERMAN: But you´re the "king of DC" on movies and TV, aren´t you?
BATMAN: Hmmm, I guess so.

SUPERMAN: So, can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Panthro · 03-29-2012, 04:21 PM

Superman & Batman discuss "Immortals" after watching it again on Blu-Ray -

SUPERMAN: "So what did you think of Immortals Bruce?"
BATMAN: "Much like 300, perhaps even more so, 'Immortals' is at its best when being an eye popping off the wall visual extravaganza full of spectacular fights and fancy CGI, with some beautiful women thrown in for good measure. Probably shouldn't be surprising given that it was produced by the same people who produced 300 and even apparently stole some of the same CGI backgrounds & ripped off the same choreography."
SUPERMAN: "And the cast?"
BATMAN: "About as good as one can expect. You're soon to be next live action embodiment, Henry Cavill of the Tudors fame, brings more heroic nobility to the film than it probably deserves, but Mickey Rourke is painfully ineffectual as the villain Hyperion, with that dull, monotone voice failing and portly beer belly failing to strike fear into the audience. On the bright side, Isabel Lucas and Frieda Pinto are both easy on the eyes."
SUPERMAN: "That they are, that they are."

Panthro · 03-29-2012, 04:26 PM

SUPERMAN: "So... before Sony axed him or he walked away or whatever Sam Raimi seriously wanted to take the character of Black Cat, AKA: Felicia Hardy, and change her into the Vulturess, daughter of the Vulture, just to avoid the obvious Catwoman comparisons?"
BATMAN: "Apparently, yes."
SUPERMAN: "That's f***ed up."
BATMAN: "Yes. Yes it is."
SUPERMAN: "And it's probably better that didn't happen. That would have just pissed fans off and resulted in centuries of flame wars."
BATMAN: "Yes, yes it is. Especially since I got Anne Hathaway out of the deal."
SUPERMAN: "Lucky bastard."

dnno1 · 03-30-2012, 11:38 AM

Batman: "Looks like it's time to get out of here" *looks to communicator on gauntlet*
Batman: "Alfred, send the batwing!."

Superman: "Oh, oh, it looks like that contraption is going to hit that military vehicle. Innocent lives could be at stake here. This looks like a job..."

Superman: "FOR SUPERMAN!"

Batman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

BOOM!

SSSSHBLAMM!

Superman: "Another job well done."

manofsteel4life · 03-31-2012, 04:26 AM

Lol

LibidoLoca · 03-31-2012, 04:41 AM

ultimatefan · 03-31-2012, 07:48 AM

Great stuff, especially the dnno1 one!

Look ma, no wires!

Look ma, no oxygen!

Look ma, no screen presence!

Panthro · 03-31-2012, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnno1

Batman: "Looks like it's time to get out of here" *looks to communicator on gauntlet*
Batman: "Alfred, send the batwing!."

Superman: "Oh, oh, it looks like that contraption is going to hit that military vehicle. Innocent lives could be at stake here. This looks like a job..."

Superman: "FOR SUPERMAN!"

Batman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

BOOM!

SSSSHBLAMM!

Superman: "Another job well done."

Bwahahahahahaha

Panthro · 03-31-2012, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Great stuff, especially the dnno1 one!

Look ma, no wires!

Look ma, no oxygen!

Look ma, no screen presence!

Hehehehehe

03-20-2012, 04:08 PM	#851
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,192	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread More stuff form HISE: VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: __________________ Dno

03-23-2012, 05:21 PM	#852
Rockstar Banned User Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,634	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Cheers to the losers.

03-23-2012, 05:28 PM	#853
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread JOE MANGANIELLO: "Non? No but I get that a lot." JOE MANGANIELLO: "Why yes, I will be playing Non in the sequel." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-25-2012, 08:06 PM	#854
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,192	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

03-25-2012, 10:38 PM	#855
manofsteel4life Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,725	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Hahaaha __________________ I hate the internet

03-26-2012, 07:41 AM	#857
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,192	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread It figures that a smart remark would come from Spider-Man.

03-26-2012, 01:25 PM	#858
Rockstar Banned User Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,634	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Fear my almighty vagina sheild. Suddenly my suit doesn't look as redundant.

03-27-2012, 05:13 PM	#860
BlueLantern Hope Burns Bright Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 800	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Why has she got an oversized diaphragm sticking out of her yoo-hoo? Despite attempting to support the new super-suits, I gotta admit, they ****ing suck. The Earth 2 suit for Supes is way better than the DCnU one. __________________ In fearful day in raging night, no evil shall escape my sight. When all seems lost and hope ignites, beware my power, Blue Lantern's light.

03-27-2012, 07:59 PM	#861
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread great stuff guys. Batman: Let´s see if Hulk is so tough with a missing testicle... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-27-2012, 09:43 PM	#863
fanboiii "Whatever." Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,580	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Wow that looks like transvestite Supergirl. I guess that artist doesn't draw females a lot. __________________ What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?

03-28-2012, 03:09 PM	#864
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread CLARK: On the bright side, I´ll take this codpiece over the Schumacher movies Batman and Robin ones any day of the week. And I won´t mind nipples either... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-29-2012, 12:51 PM	#866
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread This one is similar to one I did a looooong time ago, but I couldn´t resist: SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now? BATMAN: No. SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now? BATMAN: No. SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now? BATMAN: No. And why are you pestering me? I´m not a producer or a WB executive. SUPERMAN: But you´re the "king of DC" on movies and TV, aren´t you? BATMAN: Hmmm, I guess so. SUPERMAN: So, can I get a teaser trailer now? BATMAN: No. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-29-2012, 04:21 PM	#868
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Superman & Batman discuss "Immortals" after watching it again on Blu-Ray - SUPERMAN: "So what did you think of Immortals Bruce?" BATMAN: "Much like 300, perhaps even more so, 'Immortals' is at its best when being an eye popping off the wall visual extravaganza full of spectacular fights and fancy CGI, with some beautiful women thrown in for good measure. Probably shouldn't be surprising given that it was produced by the same people who produced 300 and even apparently stole some of the same CGI backgrounds & ripped off the same choreography." SUPERMAN: "And the cast?" BATMAN: "About as good as one can expect. You're soon to be next live action embodiment, Henry Cavill of the Tudors fame, brings more heroic nobility to the film than it probably deserves, but Mickey Rourke is painfully ineffectual as the villain Hyperion, with that dull, monotone voice failing and portly beer belly failing to strike fear into the audience. On the bright side, Isabel Lucas and Frieda Pinto are both easy on the eyes." SUPERMAN: "That they are, that they are." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-29-2012, 04:26 PM	#869
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread SUPERMAN: "So... before Sony axed him or he walked away or whatever Sam Raimi seriously wanted to take the character of Black Cat, AKA: Felicia Hardy, and change her into the Vulturess, daughter of the Vulture, just to avoid the obvious Catwoman comparisons?" BATMAN: "Apparently, yes." SUPERMAN: "That's f*ed up." BATMAN: "Yes. Yes it is." SUPERMAN: "And it's probably better that didn't happen. That would have just pissed fans off and resulted in centuries of flame wars." BATMAN: "Yes, yes it is. Especially since I got Anne Hathaway out of the deal." SUPERMAN: "Lucky bastard." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

03-30-2012, 11:38 AM	#870
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 11,192	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Batman: "Looks like it's time to get out of here" looks to communicator on gauntlet Batman: "Alfred, send the batwing!." Superman: "Oh, oh, it looks like that contraption is going to hit that military vehicle. Innocent lives could be at stake here. This looks like a job..." Superman: "FOR SUPERMAN!" Batman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BOOM! SSSSHBLAMM! Superman: "Another job well done." __________________ Dno

03-31-2012, 04:26 AM	#871
manofsteel4life Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,725	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Lol __________________ I hate the internet

03-31-2012, 04:41 AM	#872
LibidoLoca Sensually Delicious Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,901	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

03-31-2012, 07:48 AM	#873
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread Great stuff, especially the dnno1 one! Look ma, no wires! Look ma, no oxygen! Look ma, no screen presence! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

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