The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Page 8

Timstuff · 02-22-2011, 06:15 AM

Guys! The comic that I posted at Comixed.com made it to the front page today! Your thumbs up votes would be appreciated, especially since this comic began life as a caption post in this thread!

http://comixed.memebase.com/

aandfrugby25 · 02-22-2011, 01:30 PM

double post

aandfrugby25 · 02-22-2011, 01:31 PM

Panthro · 02-22-2011, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aandfrugby25

Banana-Hotdog · 02-22-2011, 05:49 PM

ultimatefan · 02-23-2011, 06:01 AM

Great stuff guys!

ultimatefan · 02-23-2011, 06:04 AM

I don´t give a crap about your van, I´m gonna get back my season one of The Walking Dead on blu-ray, or else!!

elgaz · 02-23-2011, 06:22 AM

"For a method actor, growing older was a dismal - and sometimes shocking - experience. Take the controvery which surrounded The Dark Knight Rises way back in 2011, when Christian Bale showed up on the first day of shooting hugely overweight. Subsequently, during heated talks between his agent and the film's director Christopher Nolan, it was discovered that Bale's failing eyesight had led him to believe that the script was titled 'Fatman'. His career sadly never recovered."

ultimatefan · 02-23-2011, 07:03 AM

BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira.

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever.

SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III.

BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark.

SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are.

Panthro · 02-23-2011, 09:15 AM

All those were great.

Van Petrol · 02-23-2011, 12:53 PM

Bale: "Jake, you've had your fun with her...now it's my turn!.."

djshankalicious · 02-23-2011, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

ANNOUNCER: Prepare to meet Batman´s new ride...

I love this picture, whereabouts is it from?

Miranda Fox · 02-23-2011, 01:42 PM

A+ CSI mockery.

Banana-Hotdog · 02-23-2011, 02:42 PM

Panthro · 02-23-2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana-Hotdog

Bwahahahahaha

Banana-Hotdog · 02-23-2011, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aandfrugby25

My favorite CSI parody

aandfrugby25 · 02-23-2011, 05:12 PM

If you guys enjoy this im working on part 2... and it will be done soon

Banana-Hotdog · 02-23-2011, 05:17 PM

I wish the text boxes stayed consistent. Like how Batman was Black and Cap was Blue. Also, it would be cool if you could do this with pics from their movies! Otherwise, great job. Look forward to seeing more of it.

Also, why no apostrophes?

Paste Pot Pete · 02-23-2011, 05:24 PM

Banana-Hotdog · 02-23-2011, 05:27 PM

^ That's funny AND disturbing

Panthro · 02-23-2011, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aandfrugby25

If you guys enjoy this im working on part 2... and it will be done soon

Hahahahahahahahahaha

aandfrugby25 · 02-23-2011, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana-Hotdog

I wish the text boxes stayed consistent. Like how Batman was Black and Cap was Blue. Also, it would be cool if you could do this with pics from their movies! Otherwise, great job. Look forward to seeing more of it.

Also, why no apostrophes?

saving space

Banana-Hotdog · 02-23-2011, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aandfrugby25

saving space

Fair enough! It was hilarious.

aandfrugby25 · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

I made this too small the first time so ill try it again.

Paste Pot Pete · 02-23-2011, 06:17 PM

WTF is that?

02-22-2011, 06:15 AM	#176
Timstuff Banned User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 19,920	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Guys! The comic that I posted at Comixed.com made it to the front page today! Your thumbs up votes would be appreciated, especially since this comic began life as a caption post in this thread! http://comixed.memebase.com/

02-22-2011, 01:30 PM	#177
aandfrugby25 Out of work Henchman Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gotham City Posts: 1,072	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread double post __________________ I Am Magneto master of magnet Welcome you to DIE!!! All your bases are belong to us now... Last edited by aandfrugby25; 02-22-2011 at 02:26 PM.

02-22-2011, 01:31 PM	#178
aandfrugby25 Out of work Henchman Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gotham City Posts: 1,072	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread __________________ I Am Magneto master of magnet Welcome you to DIE!!! All your bases are belong to us now...

02-22-2011, 05:49 PM	#180
Banana-Hotdog Poster of Things Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,169	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread __________________ Batman-News.com does comic reviews now. I write 'em. @AndrewBatReview

02-23-2011, 06:01 AM	#181
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Great stuff guys! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-23-2011, 06:04 AM	#182
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread I don´t give a crap about your van, I´m gonna get back my season one of The Walking Dead on blu-ray, or else!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-23-2011, 06:22 AM	#183
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,413	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread "For a method actor, growing older was a dismal - and sometimes shocking - experience. Take the controvery which surrounded The Dark Knight Rises way back in 2011, when Christian Bale showed up on the first day of shooting hugely overweight. Subsequently, during heated talks between his agent and the film's director Christopher Nolan, it was discovered that Bale's failing eyesight had led him to believe that the script was titled 'Fatman'. His career sadly never recovered."

02-23-2011, 07:03 AM	#184
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira. SUPERMAN: Yes. BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet. SUPERMAN: That is correct. BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones. SUPERMAN: That is correct. BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever. SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III. BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark. SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-23-2011, 09:15 AM	#185
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread All those were great. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-23-2011, 12:53 PM	#186
Van Petrol #BelieveInTheShield Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,353	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Bale: "Jake, you've had your fun with her...now it's my turn!.."

02-23-2011, 01:42 PM	#188
Miranda Fox Haters to the Left. Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,721	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread A+ CSI mockery. __________________ HEATH LEDGER \| Always My Joker. "It's only impossible if you stop to think about it!" - Pirate Captain.

02-23-2011, 02:42 PM	#189
Banana-Hotdog Poster of Things Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,169	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread __________________ Batman-News.com does comic reviews now. I write 'em. @AndrewBatReview

02-23-2011, 05:12 PM	#192
aandfrugby25 Out of work Henchman Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gotham City Posts: 1,072	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread If you guys enjoy this im working on part 2... and it will be done soon __________________ I Am Magneto master of magnet Welcome you to DIE!!! All your bases are belong to us now...

02-23-2011, 05:17 PM	#193
Banana-Hotdog Poster of Things Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,169	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread I wish the text boxes stayed consistent. Like how Batman was Black and Cap was Blue. Also, it would be cool if you could do this with pics from their movies! Otherwise, great job. Look forward to seeing more of it. Also, why no apostrophes? __________________ Batman-News.com does comic reviews now. I write 'em. @AndrewBatReview

02-23-2011, 05:24 PM	#194
Paste Pot Pete No, I build a rocket. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pettsburg Posts: 4,066	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread __________________ "His name's Baby Shoes. How bad can he be?" -House

02-23-2011, 05:27 PM	#195
Banana-Hotdog Poster of Things Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,169	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread ^ That's funny AND disturbing __________________ Batman-News.com does comic reviews now. I write 'em. @AndrewBatReview

02-23-2011, 06:13 PM	#199
aandfrugby25 Out of work Henchman Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gotham City Posts: 1,072	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread I made this too small the first time so ill try it again. __________________ I Am Magneto master of magnet Welcome you to DIE!!! All your bases are belong to us now...

02-23-2011, 06:17 PM	#200
Paste Pot Pete No, I build a rocket. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pettsburg Posts: 4,066	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread WTF is that? __________________ "His name's Baby Shoes. How bad can he be?" -House

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