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Old 03-04-2011, 02:27 PM   #51
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HAL: "Alright, I'm ready to use the schwartz."

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Old 03-04-2011, 06:45 PM   #52
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^^Hehehehehehehehe

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HAL: Huh, I know Abin-Sur was a noble man and one of the most admired Green Lanterns... But why does his ring smell like ass and rubber?

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Old 03-05-2011, 04:33 PM   #55
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Hal: What's that, oh Great Council? One of us will betray the others?
Kiliwog: But, who could do such a thing? Who could do something so... so, sinister!
Hal: Yes, perhaps a clue as to who it may be?
Sinestro: Hmm, hmm, hmmm. :whistles softly:

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Hal: What's that, oh Great Council? One of us will betray the others?
Kiliwog: But, who could do such a thing? Who could do something so... so, sinister!
Hal: Yes, perhaps a clue as to who it may be?
Sinestro: Hmm, hmm, hmmm. :whistles softly:
Hahahahahahaha

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Old 03-07-2011, 11:30 PM   #57
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Kilowog: "Who is that guy?"
Hal Jordan: "Him? He's an alsoran that's been out of a job for a number of years now."
Sinestro: "I heard he got a job recently."
Kilowod: "Well he certainly needs a personal trainer. He's far from superhero material."

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Old 03-07-2011, 11:51 PM   #58
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Kilowog: "Who is that guy?"
Hal Jordan: "Him? He's an alsoran that's been out of a job for a number of years now."
Sinestro: "I heard he got a job recently."
Kilowod: "Well he certainly needs a personal trainer. He's far from superhero material."
Hehehehehehehe. Ouch.

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Great stuff guys!

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KILOWOG: All right, suck in your guts, guys. Weīre the Ghostbusters!

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KILOWOG: Wow, that guyīs not doing well.

HAL: Wait until after Dylan Dog is released. Heīll be ready to do The Machinist 2.

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KILOWOG: Huh, is light blue and maroon red a popular color combination in your planet, Jordan?

HAL: Can we not talk about that, please?

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All this stuff's great







KILOWAG: "You know, he probably could have gotten away with that shade of blue if he'd just had a brighter shade of red to help balance it out."
SINESTRO: "And a brighter but not too bright shade of yellow for the belt & behind the insignia."
HAL: "...."

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KILOWOG: Whatīs that smell?

HAL: Huh, humans sometimes exhale that odor through their... pores. Itīs completely involuntary and canīt be stopped.

KILOWOG: Really? Seemed like a fart to me.

HAL: What? No way, when humans fart, it smells like roses. If you feel that smell, trust me, itīs NEVER a fart!

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KILOWOG: Kilowog to Guardians, come in. We've just landed on Earth.
SINESTRO: Hal, where are we exactly?

Christopher Dennis: Hey guys! It's me! I'm Superman! Who wants to take a picture with me?


Hal: Aww, crap. We landed on Hollywood Boulevard.

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Hal: I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why are you sharing all this information with me?

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HAL: "Carol, do you like movies about gladiators?"
CAROL: "No."
HAL: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
CAROL: "A couple of times."
HAL: "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
CAROL: "Take me home."

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Hal:...and then she says, "Yeah, honey, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

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Hal: Why did you leave me girl? I don't understand. Is it because I killed your dad?

Oh it was?

Guess that sorta makes sense.

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Hal:...and then she says, "Yeah, honey, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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Hector Hammond: "Hmmm... Okay, I guess it's my turn, isn't it? The bet is $20.
Hal Jordan: "$20.
Hector Hammond: "Right. You have to have carnal knowledge -- of a lady this time -- on the premises.
Hal Jordan: "On the premises."




Hector Hammond: C'mon, man, a bet's a bet.
Hal Jordan: "I don't know, ahhhmm, it just doesn't seem fair... for you, I mean... but ahh... she's lost that loving feeling.
Hector Hammond: "She's lo... No, she hasn't.
Hal Jordan: "Yes, she has."
Hector Hammond: "She's not lost that loving feeling"
Hal Jordan: "She's lost it, man. Come on!"
Hector hamond: "I hate it when she does that."


Hal Jordan: "Excuse me, miss. You never close your eye any more when I kiss, you lips. There's no tenderness like before in your finger tiiips.


Hal Jordan: "Your trying hard not to show it."
Group: "Baaaby."
Hal Jordan: "But baaby."
Group: "Belive me I know it. You've Lost that loving feeling. Oh, that loving feeling. You've lost that loving feeling now she gone. Oh oh. Oh oh oh oh oh..."


Hal Jordan: "We love you Denver. City by the bay."

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Carol Ferris: "Sit down! I love that song! How long have you two been doing this act?"
Hal Jordan: "Oh, since uh..."
Carol Ferris: "Puberty?"
Hal Jordan: "Right, puberty."

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HAL: I have this ring, it allows me to materialize anything my imagination can conceive. It has limitless possibil...

CAROL: You used it to make a hot babe and banged her, didnīt you?

HAL: I... Thatīs right, I did. And I have to say, it was pretty awesome!

CAROL: I want to go home.

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Funny stuff guys.

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Tomar-Re: "So these are Earth girls?"
Hal Jordan: "That would be them."
Green Man: "My alien friends tell me their easy."
Isamot: "Can we go now? Me and Hanu want to check out the stone age."
Stel" I was kind of wanting to go to Disneyland to check out the animatronic robots there."
Abin Sur: "Don't look at me. I'm supposed to be dead."

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Tomar-Re: "So these are Earth girls?"
Hal Jordan: "That would be them."
Green Man: "My alien friends tell me their easy."
Isamot: "Can we go now? Me and Hanu want to check out the stone age."
Stel" I was kind of wanting to go to Disneyland to check out the animatronic robots there."
Abin Sur: "Don't look at me. I'm supposed to be dead."

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