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Old 06-17-2011, 12:42 AM   #76
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Granted, you've been turned into a solid gold statue of Angelina Jolie's boobs.


I wish I had a girlfriend that had a tattoo of a butterfly right above her ass.....and she's like, a robot or something.

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Old 06-17-2011, 02:06 PM   #77
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Granted, but the butterfly attacks you during sex and she is a car-welding robot with a pimply ass stapled to it.


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Old 06-17-2011, 02:46 PM   #78
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Granted,but you did the wrong assignments.


I wish I had an android of myself,so I can stay home all day.

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Old 06-17-2011, 03:19 PM   #79
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Granted, it works fine for a few months, until the android develops emotions, and starts to realize that it can't be you, as long as you exist, so it crushes your head while you sleep.


I wish I was a multi billionaire and I just bought DC comics and all it's properties and film rights from the WB for 2 bucks.

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Old 06-17-2011, 03:38 PM   #80
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You do, but animal rights activists protest your use of deer for currency. PETA hounds your every move. People quit your newly aquired company, DC comics folds, and you are forever known as the man who killed Superman and Batman for 2 bucks.

I wish everyone on here a great weekend!

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Old 06-17-2011, 04:28 PM   #81
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Granted,but you get hit by a car and die.


I wish for happieness in the world.

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Old 06-17-2011, 05:08 PM   #82
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Granted, but you get hit by a car and die.


I wish for happiness for only myself and nobody else.

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Old 06-17-2011, 05:16 PM   #83
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Granted, but an angry person decides to kill you.

I wish I was married, and lived a good life without arguing/having to argue with my spouse.

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Old 06-17-2011, 05:46 PM   #84
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{Contest! }Aha, but then that wouldn't be happiness for me, there by negating the wish, meaning you never game me happiness.

Granted, you are now married to your right hand.

I wish I had the powers of the Superhero Firestorm.

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Old 06-17-2011, 07:17 PM   #85
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Granted..but you are also a comic-book character and no longer exist in the real world...


..oh and with the upcoming re-launch you'll be played by Alfred...


I wish I could see that comic and the annoyance on Anubis when this is realized..good times!!!!

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Old 06-17-2011, 07:19 PM   #86
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Granted, but nobody reads your comic. Or cares about you.
Just like the REAL Firestorm!


I wish I had a flawless Iron Man costume.

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Old 06-17-2011, 09:33 PM   #87
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I wish I could see that comic and the annoyance on Anubis when this is realized..good times!!!!
Granted, but you're the last person on Earth, and this is the only thing to read left. Enjoy.

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I wish I had a flawless Iron Man costume.
Granted, but you can't take it off, and it has no air conditioner. Your testicles are swimming in crotch soup.

I wish I could see 5 minutes into the future whenever I wanted to.

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Old 06-17-2011, 10:12 PM   #88
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Granted..and in the next five minutes..you got nuthin'..absolutely NOTHIN'!



I wish I could snap my fingers and presto! chango! insta-dinner!

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Old 06-18-2011, 01:48 AM   #89
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Granted, but your dinner tastes awful.

I wish the Superhero Hype was a real community diner.

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Old 06-18-2011, 02:49 AM   #90
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Granted, but everybody gets sick and dies from an E coli outbreak.


I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Old 06-18-2011, 02:58 AM   #91
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Granted, but now your leg starts to feel an endless pain.

I wish I had my own 3D IMAX room, and the ability to play on every next-gen gaming console on the market.

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Old 06-18-2011, 07:40 AM   #92
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Granted, but now, ironically, it causes endless headaches and you must wait until the consoles are released like everyone else. (You didn't say that you wanted to play now. :P )


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Old 06-18-2011, 10:48 AM   #93
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Granted, but since you wished for it, God banishes the soul to Satan for not being good with what you had

I wish to live as a cartoon character

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Old 06-18-2011, 11:27 AM   #94
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Granted, but its only shown late-night on local-access stations sandwiched between marathon ad-runs of the Gazelle workout and a three year old Evangelical Preacher sermon...



I wish I had .....the POWAAA Cosmic...

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Old 06-23-2011, 11:49 PM   #95
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Granted, but because I don't know exactly what that is and am too lazy to google it you get the ability to turn Coke into Pepsi, enjoy.

I wish I got whatever I wanted for free when at a Burger King.

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Old 06-24-2011, 12:52 AM   #96
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Granted,you just died for being to lazy when your house exploded.You're in heaven now getting free stuff from everywhere.


I wish I had a real Star Trek phaser.

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Old 06-24-2011, 03:06 AM   #97
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Granted, but you wind up phasing/killing yourself while jumping for joy..


I wish my cat would stop shedding...

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Old 06-24-2011, 04:24 AM   #98
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Granted, but your cat then passes along a disease that causes everyone who comes in contact with it to lose all their hair permanently.

I wish I knew the woman that I would someday marry so I could stop wasting my time getting rejected over & over with the wrong ones.

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Old 06-24-2011, 07:50 AM   #99
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You meet her only to discover she's also the woman who will divorce you.

I wish I had a million dollars

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Old 06-24-2011, 08:47 AM   #100
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Granted,you're now in jail for robbing a bank.

I wish I had a time traveling deloreon.

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