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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
LOL at Rise of the Ape Planet. I think that's actually a better title than the real one.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
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Edit: Here's a Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZbwAd8as8I
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09-07-2011, 11:36 AM
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
LOL, that is great.
The Girl with the Kraken Tattoo Directed by C. Thomas Howell Michael Blacklist: David Chokachi Elizabeth Salamander: Cecily Fay Henry Banger: Bruce Boxleitner Marlon Banger: Matthew Lilliard Erica Burger: Kristanna Loken Cecily Banger: DeDee Pfeiffer Niles Berman: Eric Roberts Anita Banger: Alyssa Milano
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09-07-2011, 01:47 PM
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
I can sadly believe that really happening. Pretty much though yeah any movie coming out is open season for Asylum to rip off.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
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THE REVENGERS Directed by C. Thomas Howell General United States/Roger Stevens: Shane Van Dyke Almighty Thor: Cody Deal Steel Man/Tommy Snark: Judd Nelson The Implausible Hunk/Deuce Danner: C. Thomas Howell Bird's Eye/Cliff Burton:Bug Hall Loki:Richard Grieco The Skrullians: Deep Roy The Red Cranium/Jonas Schitt:Lorenzo Lamas Dick Angry, Director of S.W.O.R.D.: Jaleel White Dark Spider/Nastassja Gorbachev: Debbie Gibson
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Yeah! The Revengers one is fantastic. All the character names are hilarious.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Thanks! Making up the names is the most fun part of all of this.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
JUDGE DEDD
Directed by the guy who mops the floor (C. Thomas Howell was on vacation) Judge Josiah Dedd: Lochlyn Munro Judge Cassiopia Andrews: Brooke Burns Judge Rico Suave: Richard Grieco Judge Meth: Dolph Lundgren Judge Terror: Michael Pare Judge Flame: Rick Yune Judge Mortal: Michael Madsen Chief Judge Eubanks Embargo: Lance Henrikson
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
After seeing the trailer for the Raid I hope the Asylum rips that one off next.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
I started writing this one up and then realized that they already did their own horrible version.
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=192 Oh, well. there's always a chance for a futuristic sequel. The Three Musketeers 3000 Directed by C. Thomas Howell Set in 3027 A.D., this is the story of how a young street thug named Dart Tanyon joins forces with the "Three Musketeers," a trio of tough-as-nails cyborg soldiers that have rebelled against the corrupt, mob-controlled government that has enslaved the world. Dart Tanyon: Jaz Martin Athos 2.0: Scott Baio RMS: Marc Dacascos Porth-05: David Chokachi Maddie de Summer: Cecily Fay Sal Roachfort: Paul Logan Richie Lou "The Cardinal" Calzone: Eric Roberts Dookie Buckinghamioni: Griff Furst Prime Minister Louis Eight: Gareth David Lloyd Constance Bonaduce: Hennely Jimenez
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10-23-2011, 03:34 PM
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
To be honest, I'm really surprised they haven't made something to rip-off Batman films. I mean, they must be able to come up with box art for something called The Dark Bat or something to fling at gullible people during Christmas.
Also, how come they've never got sued for making such blatant rip-offs?
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
They change the plots enough to avoid being sued. Or they do a weird hybrid thing where they rip off the title of one movie and the plot of another one.
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12-27-2011, 03:26 AM
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
I was out Christmas shopping last week and I accidentally almost bought an Asylum movie. My dad wanted the movie Cowboys & Aliens for Christmas (he likes Westerns... even bad ones) and I almost picked up the Asylum rip-off version because the DVD cover looked almost exactly like the movie poster for C&A. Luckily, I looked and saw the title "Aliens & Armageddon" and realized my mistake in time.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Oh, and...
MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE: SPECTER PROCEDURE Aaron Hunk: David Chokachi Jean Carver: Carmen Electra Wilson Brent: Patrick Muldoon Lassie Dung: Jake Busey Kirk Heinrich: Dale Midkiff (poor Darien Lambert) Saline Clouseau: Dominique Swain
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
^ Haha
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12-27-2011, 01:15 PM
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Thanks!
 Still, as noted above, I was sad to see Dale Midkiff showing up in these movies. I was a big fan of Time Trax when I was a kid (it was lame, I know... but I still loved it). I wish actors would just retire rather than star in Asylum crap, but they probably need the money.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
HOTWIRE
Directed by Steven Soderbergh Summers Gia Camaro - Michele Boyd Mikhail Bassfender - Jon Briddell Charming Potato -Casper Van Dien Evan McGruber - Greg Evigan Phil Haxon - Lorenzo Lamas Alberto Rodriguez - Antonio Sabato Jr. Douglas Michaels - Michael Gross
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
The Hungry Games
Directed by Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray Catnips Evergreen: Brooke Hogan Teeta Mularky: Johnny Pacar Hayfitch Abercrombie: Jake Busey Fail Hoffcorn: Bug Hall Effing Tinkle: Tiffany Cimba: Eddie Steeples Kato: Drake Bell Brew: Leslie-Ann Brandt Silicon Crepe: Jeremy London President Cornholeyouranus Blow: Barry Bostwick
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
This is a great thread and do there movies make money? I know they must for them to make them but how?
I want to see there Drive but instead of Drive it will be.... Ride.
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
LOL, good one. Let's see...
RIDE Directed by C. Thomas Winding Howell The Rider - Clint Browning Maureen - Dominique Swain Cannon - Bruce Boxleitner Bertie Rhodes - Judd Nelson Stanford Azrael- Mario Van Peebles Tranche - Carmen Electra Neato - Ron Perlman!
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Ghoul Rider: Spirit of Vehemence
Directed by Uwe Boll Ghoul Rider/Jimmy Haze - Greg Evigan Denny Catch - Haley Joel Osment Brownout/Rory Culkin - Jake Busey Mephistofeces - Eric Roberts Morose - Ving Rhames Rosanne Simpleton - Carmen Electra Carson Slain/Curator - Lorenzo Lamas
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Anyone still visit this thread? Anyway, I posted this elsewhere. My estimation of what The Asylum would produce should a Legend of Zelda movie ever happen.
The Lore of Helga: Wayward Wand Zinc: Jamie Thomas King Empress Helga: Brooke Hogan Cannondwarf: Ron Perlman Limpa: Kristanna Loken Madna: Carmen Electra Old Guy: Christopher Lambert Tinkle: Clint Howard The Really Big Tree: (voice) Ving Rhames
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Re: The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?
Haha, you're right! I forgot he was in the new Ghost Rider.
Lambert needs to be in more movies. I love a healthy dose of bad acting once in a while. One of his best roles had to be Raiden in Mortal Kombat. He was so miscast and out of place that every time he stepped onscreen or said anything I busted up laughing. But you know, the ironic thing about that cast there is the fact that Lorenzo Lamas (back in his Renegade days) probably would have made a better Johnny Blaze than Nic Cage did.
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