15 Minutes with Aesop Rocks

[ComicChick]

with....

Aesop Rocks

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by ComicChick

with....

Aesop Rocks

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Join Date:

It was a cool winter night when Pa got back from town, he had told me he bought himself a "Hype". Reckoning Pa had some Devil's Drink from Smitty's Saloon, I cursed the fool and told him he had better catch rest, least he needs to wake up early to if he plans to catch that sly fox that has been stirring up quite a mess in our chicken coop. Pa turned in for an early slumber, leaving his new prized item out on the kitchen table. Curiosity got the better of me, as I was just a young lad that had not known better. I took a peek at the "Hype" and was sucked in. Mother says I've been grasped tight by the "Hype" ever since June 17th, 2008.

Where were you born?

I was born in a barn a two days walk away from Dr. Formers house. He was the only Doctor in all of 5 counties and he himself had fell ill with the smallpox.

Where do you currently live?
St. Joseph, Missouri.

Age?
22 years of age.
Height?
5 feet eight inches hi. Or as grand pappy would say "KNEE HIGH TO RACE HORSE".

Hair color?
Quite the dirty blonde.
Eye Color?
As blue as the Sky God looks down upon us from.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
I have none of such, as markings of the body are not allowed in my house.
Lefty or Righty?
Righty.
Do you have any siblings?
Yes ma'am, I have two sisters. Kristin and Kelly Anderson. Both 24 years of age and both are idential twins.
What is your current avatar and why?




And why? I mean, look at it.

How many posts do you have right now?

I reckon I have about 27 thousand so. As Ma said, the "Hype" has its hands around me quite tightly.

Post a picture of your handwriting:

I shall at a late date.

What is your job?
Jobless. :')

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
Carless. :')

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

what's your lucky number?
711
any superstitions?
No way Jose
What kind of cell phone do you have?
I had a Samsung Fancinate for the longest time. I had a very strong love hate relationship with it. In my eyes, it was like the Not iPhone.

What's your default ringtone?

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

What is the last movie you saw in theatres?
Thor. And it was perfect. DEAL WITH IT.

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?

The Original Bamfer - Dude's funny.
JP - everyone needs a sassy gay friend.
Marx - everyone needs a boring friend.
cupcake_jimmies - everyone needs that friend that'll cut you for no reason.
Colossal Spoons - So we can get a kick start on our own Epic Meal Time.
WillardNation - So he can be our MusclesGlasses.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
JP, easily.

What will you sing?
"I Believe I Can Fly" - R. Kelly.

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Almost met BizarroAids, but then it felt like I was going to be on To Catch A Predator, so I evaded him at all costs. (he's older than me)

have you ever posted commando?


What brought you to the Hype?
A friend of mine. I was originally on an old 1-18-08 website dedicated to the viral campaign, he talked about it a few times.

What keeps you here?
The community, the movie news, the humor. The Bat-man.

Link us to a thread you enjoy:
You're = you are. Your = something you own.

you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Manic if it's 90s sitcoms. SuperFerret if it's animals. Colossal Spoons if it's poop.

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
SpiderByte and Alex_The_Great. Oh wait.

Which two Mods?
Eh, doesn't matter to me.

Hype Crush?
Matt! Kidding. Oh my God, I'm kidding. No one. Well, maybe. Nope. Hmm....
Hype Nemesis?
Sawyer's love.
What is your favorite Smiley?



Least favorite?



Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
I am not, nor ever have been or will be a female. Who do you think I am, Franklin Richards?

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Small lag bursts when you NEED to find a thread or post.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?
Hyperster vs Hampsters.

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

There we go!

[Parker Wayne]

Coke or Pepsi?

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Favorite Music artist?

Favorite Sports?

Favorite Sports teams?

Snookie, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton: screw, kill, and marry?

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by Kane52630

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You go to sleep. PERMANENTLY

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Yep, because a gun is loud without one.
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Because I said so. Twice.
Is there another word for synonym?
My head hurts.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yep. lol
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
I think so. lol I mean, the family of the inmate could sue and stuff.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
hehe oh you funny.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Nope.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
HA! Good question! I don't know, I mean, I don't think so...
How young can you die of old age?
55 is the limit.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Oh Kane~
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
I don't get it.
Is it still real to you?
Our love? Yep.
Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
"When I'm Small" - Phantograms
"Calgary" - Bon Iver
"Break" - Childish Gambino
"Two More Years" - Bloc Paty
"Love Crime" - Frank Ocean
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Nope, most likely dead.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Oh damn, I never thought of that...
What do batteries run on?
Faith
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
I guess?
Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
I think I have like 7 lol. I got them for being Mr. Rudey McTudey.


What is your least favorite word?
Whatever I misspell.
What turns you on?
Humor
What turns you off?
low self-esteem
What sound do you love?
I love being alive, as cliche as that is.
What sound do you hate?
Glee_sound.mp3
What is your favorite curse word?
probably the F bomb.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Being realistic here, I'd love to try being a Firefighter.
What profession would you not like to do?
Gas station clerk.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"So we meet again".

Are there any questions?
Do you have the time?

More more more more!

[Tron Bonne]

Were you that Grungy Rocks (or whatever the **** that name was) guy and just changed your name back? I just noticed you had an avatar like his.

Top 5 best Hype posters? Top 5 worst?

[BizarroAids]

Favorite thing to do in St. Joe?

Who is your closest friend?

How many girlfriends have you had?

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by Parker Wayne

Coke or Pepsi?
Sprite.

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?
Bruce Lee, easily.
Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

Boxer briefs, boy!

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Channing Tatum......s grandpa.

Dead? Channing Tatum's Grandpa (if he's dead)

Favorite Music artist?

Oh wow, this one is where I'm always at a loss for words. I really wouldn't know what to choose, but I could narrow it down to MeWithoutYou and Manchester Orchestra.

Favorite Sports?
None. I hate sports.
Favorite Sports teams?
None.
Snookie, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton: screw, kill, and marry?

Smush: Lohan (pre-crack addiction days)
Kill: Snookie
Marry: Paris Hilton (rollin' in dat money)

More more more!

[Marx]

I am convinced that there is a lot more to you than being a walking, talking meme with bad insults. Why have you chosen to play this role? I'm being completely serious Aesop. Please answer honestly...

[chaseter]

What is an Aesop and does it truly rock?

Favorite show on tv right now?

Smallville is over. Thank god. That show was terrible.

Remember that one time you did that funny thing?

Would you lick my toes for $1000?

Did Twilight destroy vampires?

If we all had boobs, would we really need women?

If you could die in an epic way, what would it be?

I am tired, I am about to go to bed. Thoughts?

How badly do you want to kill SuperFerret?

Johnny Depp...how does he do it?

What mythical creature would you want to be if you could become them?

Why are unicorns so magical when all they have is a horn? A horse with a horn. How is that awesome or mystical? A narwhal is a whale with a horn but they don't poop glitter or run on a rainbow.

Make a pun on the following: Hello Kitty

Finish this sentence: I am pretty sure I just ran over ____________________

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by Codename Sailor V

Were you that Grungy Rocks (or whatever the **** that name was) guy and just changed your name back? I just noticed you had an avatar like his.
Grundy Rocks, and yes I was. Who the **** are you?

Top 5 best Hype posters? Top 5 worst?

No idea. I really don't have any favorites or anything like that. I typically get along with anyone on here.

Originally Posted by BizarroAids

Favorite thing to do in St. Joe?
Hype, Tumblr, Facebook, and Netflix.
Who is your closest friend?
Like I'm giving that name out on here.
How many girlfriends have you had?

My entire life? probably 4.

More!~~

[Tron Bonne]

You really don't know who I once was?

[SuperFerret]

U mad?

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by Marx

I am convinced that there is a lot more to you than being a walking, talking meme with bad insults. Why have you chosen to play this role? I'm being completely serious Aesop. Please answer honestly...

Because I was born this way. But no seriously, because I really don't give a ****.

Originally Posted by chaseter

What is an Aesop and does it truly rock?
My username comes from the rapper Aesop Rock, who is also one of my favorite musicians. So in my opinion, yes, yes Aesop does truly rock.
Favorite show on tv right now?
On air right now? If that's the case, probably AMC's The Killing. I love slow burning crime dramas. Off air would have to be AMC's The Walking Dead. lol

Smallville is over. Thank god. That show was terrible.
I know! I mean, I never really got into the show (mostly because I didn't like the actor playing Clark, didn't like that it was a teenage drama show and everything else wrong with it. I'm glad it lasted 10 seasons though, it's good to see a Superhero get some recognition like that. Hell, I even watched the 1st half of the first episode.
Remember that one time you did that funny thing?
Yeah man, I do! That was so funny! EVERYONE was laughing. Good times. I really miss it.
Would you lick my toes for $1000?
I puked at the thought of you assuming I was cheap. $1001 and we'll talk.
Did Twilight destroy vampires?
Nope, because I personally don't acknowledge them as such. Let Me In is how a Vampire love story should be told.
If we all had boobs, would we really need women?
Well duh, silly! Men don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babys.
If you could die in an epic way, what would it be?
heart attack during sex. With the first alien that tried to make contact with humans.
I am tired, I am about to go to bed. Thoughts?
Goodnight sweet prince.
How badly do you want to kill SuperFerret?
Really I don't want him dead. Badly injured? Sure. But we'll need him around for when dinosaurs come back.
Johnny Depp...how does he do it?
As of late, he doesn't.
What mythical creature would you want to be if you could become them?
paradoxataur - This is a mythical creature that has mystified scientists for years. It only exists if you believe it doesn't exist, and vice versa.

Why are unicorns so magical when all they have is a horn? A horse with a horn. How is that awesome or mystical? A narwhal is a whale with a horn but they don't poop glitter or run on a rainbow.
Or do they?
Make a pun on the following: Hello Kitty
Ask me tomorrow.
Finish this sentence: I am pretty sure I just ran over the memories of us.

Thanks, Chaseter!

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by Codename Sailor V

You really don't know who I once was?

No idea.

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

U mad?

[Tron Bonne]

Do you remember Tron Bonne?

[Aesop Rocks]

Why in the world would you go from that to that? :/

[Tron Bonne]

What would possess you to even ask?

[Aesop Rocks]

Tron Bonne is like perfection.

[Tron Bonne]

Yeah, I upgraded from perfection to divine.

[Spider-X]

If you were an armadillo, what would your favorite color be...and why?

[Aesop Rocks]

Originally Posted by Codename Sailor V

Yeah, I upgraded from perfection to divine.

If you say so.

Originally Posted by Spider-X

If you were an armadillo, what would your favorite color be...and why?

It'd be green because of cash money.

[Tron Bonne]

Originally Posted by Aesop Rocks

If you say so.

I do.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Cats or dogs?
Hottest male?
Hottest female?
Favorite meme?
Favorite director?
Day in the life of Corey?
Pick one. 1) Get to play a zombie in a film 2) Create the greatest meme of all timez or 3) Put out a fire

[POWdER-man]

What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?

Where can I find the best pizza in the World?

Where is THE best place for coffee?

Have you ever had Tim Horton's? Have you ever rolled-up-the-rim?

No? So you never been to Canada then?

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?

Where were you when the Berlin Wall fell?

What was your first computer?

First cell phone?

What is your current cell phone?

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?

Rogue, Jean Grey and Emma Frost. Who you kill, marry, and screw?

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?

So what's up with the name?

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?

What will be your last meal?

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?

Which fad do you think was the worst?

Which fad do you hate to admit that you did?

What are your biggest pet peeves?

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with
one drink (the island has fresh water)
one meal
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's)
one CD
one board game
one luxury item
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.

If you could be any animal which one would you be?

What is in your fridge right now?