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Yes, Horizontal Face 1 5.88%
No, Vertical Face was Right 11 64.71%
Actually, it should be a Diagonal Face 1 5.88%
He should have more than two faces 1 5.88%
He should have no face, and an invisible coin 1 5.88%
His name should be pronounced "Toothpaste" 2 11.76%
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Old 06-21-2015, 09:52 PM   #1
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Default Article: Two-Face's Face Should be Divided Horizontally, not Vertically

Two-Face’s Face Should Have Been Divided Horizontally Instead Of Vertically. I Will Not Back Down From This.

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Two-Face, as we all know, is one of Batman’s biggest nemeses, and he gets his name from the fact that the left side of his face is grossly disfigured and the right side of his face is normal. But anyone who’s given it even three seconds of thought will agree that it would’ve been way cooler and scarier if he was deformed from the nose down and then normal above that. I am steadfast in this opinion.

Imagine this scene that could have been in The Dark Knight: Batman is out in the swamp looking for crime when, all of a sudden, he notices something in his peripheral vision. It’s the hair, forehead, and eyes of innocuous Gotham district attorney Harvey Dent emerging from the water. Batman lets down his guard to say hello and then—BAM—Harvey Dent stands up, revealing that he is actually the villain Two-Face!

Whoa! Doesn’t it give you chills just to think about? It’s the kind of haunting and awesome situation that could never happen with Two-Face as he currently exists. Right now, he’d have to crane his neck sideways and then pop up all awkwardly contorted, which would look stupider than pretty much anything I can think of.
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Old 06-21-2015, 09:58 PM   #2
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Imagine this scene that could have been in The Dark Knight: Batman is out in the swamp looking for crime when, all of a sudden, he notices something in his peripheral vision. It’s the hair, forehead, and eyes of innocuous Gotham district attorney Harvey Dent emerging from the water. Batman lets down his guard to say hello and then—BAM—Harvey Dent stands up, revealing that he is actually the villain Two-Face!
This guy has no idea what he's talking about. Batman's out in the swamp when he meets Two Face. That article actually reads like a comedy piece.

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Old 06-21-2015, 10:00 PM   #3
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This guy has no idea what he's talking about. Batman's out in the swamp when he meets Two Face. That article actually reads like a comedy piece.
I thought the swamp idea sounded pretty cool myself

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I don't. It sounds dumb, and the last type of place Batman and Two Face would first meet.

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you should be more open-minded about this

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I'm not open minded to stupid ideas. As for Dent should only be deformed from the nose down, not only would that look much less scary, but he couldn't even be called Two Face then. Maybe Two Chin, or Two mouth.

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fair enough

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As for Dent should only be deformed from the nose down, not only would that look much less scary, but he couldn't even be called Two Face then. Maybe Two Chin, or Two mouth.
he would still only have one chin, not sure what you mean

his chin would just be uglier

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It's the same principle as only having one face, except one side is scarred and uglier. But he's still called Two Face.

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good point, so he would just have one chin but two mouths

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Old 06-21-2015, 10:22 PM   #11
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So, whoever came up with this idea... is he on crack?

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I feel like I'm in the minority on this

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come on. two face's look should never be changed

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Old 06-21-2015, 10:44 PM   #14
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Default Re: Article: Two-Face's Face Should be Divided Horizontally, not Vertically

...That article is a joke, right?

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Its a Clickhole article, a subsidiary of The Onion.

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... draw your own conclusions.

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Old 06-21-2015, 10:49 PM   #16
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If it was an attempt a joke article, it didn't really succeed.

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No. Just...no.

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The article is clearly a joke and I also sense ThePhantasm is merely having some fun here.

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Default Re: Article: Two-Face's Face Should be Divided Horizontally, not Vertically

I honestly do think that his name should be pronounced toothpaste and he would look much more frightening if his face is horizontal.

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But then there would be no Bad Harv, no SPLIT personality, just Half-a-Face...or Green fudge chin.

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Old 08-06-2016, 09:22 AM   #22
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He would still have the split personality. Just that this face would be split horizontally instead of vertical.

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Old 08-18-2016, 10:17 AM   #23
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I like the vertical split, never considered it any other way..

*tries not to vote for toothpaste*

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