15 Minutes with newwaveboy87!

[Marx]

with....

newwaveboy87!

Part 1: Your "real" life!

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Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

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What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

[Marx]

At what age did you come out?

What was the reaction in your off-hype life to your sexuality?

[Marx]

What is your favorite tv show from the 80's?

What is your favorite movie from the 80's?

What is your favorite tv show from the 90's?

What is your favorite movie from the 90's?

What is your favorite tv show from the 2000's?

What is your favorite movie from the 2000's?

[newwaveboy87]

Originally Posted by Marx

At what age did you come out?

15

What was the reaction in your off-hype life to your sexuality?

A mixed bag. My mom didn't speak or look at me for a week. After that she became the biggest supporter and wondered why I didn't date more often. Or at all (as far as she knew).

Her ex-husband was supportive. My sister was like "DUH! I've always known." when I told her. My friends were supportive and loving.

Some kids at school were complete *******s. Naturally, I didn't talk to them much and made fun of them to their face and talked **** behind their backs.

Originally Posted by Marx

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

Happy, but exhausted. I tend to work seven days a week. My last day off was Oct 15 (my puppy's birthday!), and my next one will be on Thanksgiving.

I'm making in-ways into becoming a full-time teacher. My relationship could be better (our sex life is....well....there is nothing going on there), but we've been together for about four years. And we have a baby (a pug named Lou).

Originally Posted by Marx

What is your favorite tv show from the 80's?

The Golden Girls.

What is your favorite movie from the 80's?

Blade Runner

What is your favorite tv show from the 90's?

The Simpsons. And Batman: The Animated Series. My two all-time favorite TV shows known to mankind.

What is your favorite movie from the 90's?

Tie between: L.A. Confidential -- I LOVE film noir (I've got an obscene collection of films from the silent era to the end of the studio era, roughly 1967, and this film fits seamlessly into that oeuvre.) And The Nightmare Before Christmas.

What is your favorite tv show from the 2000's?

Pushing Daisies -- I'm still bitter about it's cancellation.

What is your favorite movie from the 2000's?

Pan's Labyrinth! It's so amazing. After it ended I turned to my friends and said "We have just witnessed a work of art."

[newwaveboy87]

Where were you born? Artesia, CA
Where do you currently live? Austin, TX
Age? 24
Height? 5'11"
Hair color? Black
Eye Color? Brown
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) Just my ears
Lefty or Righty? Righty. I ain't no freak
Do you have any siblings? Yes, I have a 16 yr old sister.

What is your job? You've asked a simple question, here's a complicated answer:

1. Computer skills instructor for the Austin Area Urban League
2. Youth Technology Enrichment instructor for the AAUL
3. Floor staff for Regal Entertainment Group
4. Substitute teacher for RRISD

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) 2010 Kia Rio
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? Oh, God. That's cruel... Umm, "Uncontrollable Urge" by Devo
What is your lucky number? I don't believe in that mumbo-jumbo, so I don't have any.
Any superstitions? Nope. See above.
What kind of cell phone do you have? Samsung Seek
What's your default ringtone? I forgets...
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Martha Marcy May Marlene. Technically, I'm going tomorrow with my friend. So if you're going to discredit that one -- it was either The Whistleblower or The Help.

I'll get back to you on the handwriting sample

[newwaveboy87]

What is your current avatar and why? A drawing by Tim Burton from his demented book of children's poetry.
How many posts do you have right now? 30,097
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why? BluTac, JP, PWN3R, Kira, JustABill, LS! Why? They're my only friends on here. Duh.
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? JP. We do a mean "Under Pressure." I'm Bowie.
What will you sing? Under Pressure
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? Nope.
Have you ever posted commando? All the time. Right now in fact. Hell, I've posted naked before.
What brought you to the Hype? Stupid *****es saying that Tyra Banks should replace Halle Berry as Storm. You don't substitute one bad idea for another.
What keeps you here? I'm barely here anymore. Memories, mostly.

Link us to a thread you enjoy: Here you go

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? JP. Duh! We're SHH! besties.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? Kira. I'd slaughter her.
Which two Mods? Uh, I don't know any of the new(ish) ones.
Hype Crush? BluTac. Call me!
Hype Nemesis? I'd prefer not to say...
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite? The Wii, PS3 and Xbox ones are stupid.
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. I can't think of one off the top of my head. Can we come back to this question?
What is your Hype Pet Peeve? "Casted" is NOT a ****ing word!
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? The OT thread from the days when X-Men: The Last Stand was in production. What a glorious time!

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

[newwaveboy87]

Originally Posted by Kane52630

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Well, a half x a half = a fourth. So, there you go.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

That's assinine.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

That would be hilarious!

Is there another word for synonym?

Yes, equivalent and metonym.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Depends on what kind of vegetarian they are, and what the egg/milk ingredients are.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Yes, I'd imagine that they would. It's a safety concern for the handler.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm back in middle school...?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yep. Clearly, I'm wondered back into a smart-alecky tweens brain... Gross.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

No. They're totally unaware of the other personalities. They receed inwardly, go into a state of hibernation, remain dormant, and are triggered by an outside influence.

How young can you die of old age?

Well, Lindsay Lohan and I are the same age, and I think she'll drop dead from "old age" any day now... So, it depends on what you've done in your life.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Are all of your questions this idiotic?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

I'd imagine it's a two+ person job.

Is it still real to you?

Is what still real to me?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

No, the turtle is dead. Thanks for making me think about dead turtles now. Bastard.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Because blindness isn't a total loss of vision. It's when your vision hits a certain number. There's being legally blind and being totally blind.

What do batteries run on?

You didn't learn that in high school science...?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

:insert stereotypical hillbilly guffaw here:

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Sometimes. If floor staff has alerted management/projection beforehand -- then, probably not. If management/projection just starts every movie anyway...then, yes.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

It's lined with a type of material that glue cannot stick to. Duh...?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

I haven't seen The Room. So, I'll go with that one.

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Broccoli.

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That made no sense. Please rephrase your sentence to follow typical sentence structure: subject-object-verb. Thank you.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Since dry ice would cause instant frostbite to your skin and body, I wouldn't suggest ever trying to melt or touch it...

How do you like my nonsensical questions?

Since some of them had actual answers, I find you to be roughly 14 mentally.

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

Yes, yes I do. I have one. I posted a picture that a mod didn't find humorous. I maintain that it was perfectly acceptable.

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

Hrmmm... either The Golden Girls' house, or The Simpsons.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

1. X-Men: The Last Stand
2. The Good, The Bad & the Ugly
3. Coming to America
4. Brokeback Mountain
5. Dragonball Z

I will not tell you who is what movie

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

1. "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division
2. "Blank Generation" by Richard Hell & the Voidoids
3. "Frankie Teardrop" by Suicide
4. "Oceans" by The Velvet Underground
5. "It Was a Pleasure Then" by Nico

What is your least favorite word?

****.

What turns you on?

Play with my neck. And rough me up.

What turns you off?

Oh Lord...where to start? Smoking. That's a big "Hell, no!" for me.

What sound do you love?

My little pug sniffing around. His snort is so cute.

What sound do you hate?

That awful noise he makes when he gets hurts or scared.

What is your favorite curse word?

****.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Something in the entertainment industry. I can't be more specific than that.

What profession would you not like to do?

Anything involving a lot of math. Math is hard. It gives me wrinkles.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

All of your heroes are here, and waiting to talk to you.

[Captain_BluTac]

... A chance to grill Wavey [insert maniacal laughter here]

At what age did you lose the big V?
Do you ever want kids?
If so, how many and what names would you consider for them?
How many sexual partners have you had?
What would make you use the Hype more often? (Hint, hint)
If you woke up tomorrow morning and had a superpower based on your personality what would it be?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What's the craziest thing you've ever done whilst drunk?
What's your drink of choice?
Our babies would be smart and beautiful, true or false?

... Okay my questions are kinda lame, I'll come back with better ones later.

[newwaveboy87]

At what age did you lose the big V? 19 or 20
Do you ever want kids? Only the four legged and furry kind. Human children are little germ factories.
If so, how many and what names would you consider for them? 0, since you insist on asking about humans.
How many ual partners have you had? I've only gone all the way with one. Guess who!
What would make you use the Hype more often? (Hint, hint) A less chaotic personal life. More people that I was friendly with from the past showing up. Threads that I enjoy actually getting people in them, that I enjoy. Basically, I want SHH! to return to the good ol' glory days.
If you woke up tomorrow morning and had a superpower based on your personality what would it be? Well, since my boyfriend keeps telling me that I'm unimpressed and indifferent about so many things...probably Emma Frost's power combination. Or Iceman's.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Full-time teaching position. Nice apartment. Another dog. Possibly the same boyfriend. Hopefully my car will be paid off.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done whilst drunk? Never been drunk. Shocked?
What's your drink of choice? Don't have one. See above.
Our babies would be smart and beautiful, true or false? Brains from me, beauty from you? Perfect combination!

... Okay my questions are kinda lame, I'll come back with better ones later.

I love anything that you do.

[TDK Joker]

What is your favourite film?

Who is your favourite band/singer?

What's your favourite book?

If you could live in any fictional universe, which one would it be?

[Captain_BluTac]

Never been drunk! Why?
What's the craziest thing you've ever done whilst *gag* sober?
Since you hate children, what's the next pet you wanna get?
What's your favourite item of clothing you own?
What item of clothing do you wish you owned?
If you had the power to cancel any show right now what would it be?
Male nurses are hot right?
What was the most romantic moment of your life?
Pretend your life is a musical, what 3 songs would appear and at what points?

Wow, trying to think of questions that aren't offensively filthy is hard.

[newwaveboy87]

What is your favourite film? Bonnie & Clyde

Who is your favourite band/singer? Blondie

What's your favourite book? I reject your Sophie's choice question!

The real answer is this: few things in life give me as much pleasure as reading does. I couldn't possible choose ONE book, so here's a "Top 5" (in alphabetical order):

1. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
2. The Bell Jar
3. The Berlin Stories
4. The Sound & the Fury

If you could live in any fictional universe, which one would it be? Oh God... Uh... I'd love to take up residence in Hayao Miyazaki's imagination.

[newwaveboy87]

Never been drunk! Why? Family of addicts. Saw too much growing up. Learned to avoid it at any early age. Also, I have no taste for the stuff. And I like to be in control.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done whilst *gag* sober? Gave a guy a "special" dance in tech theater in high school. Of course, there was a period of time when behavior like that was normal for me and not crazy.
Since you hate children, what's the next pet you wanna get? Rescue a dog from a shelter or pound. It's how I got the chihuahua. Also, I don't hate kids. I just don't want any of my own. I DO work with children, you know?
What's your favourite item of clothing you own? Hrmm.... Probably the skinny ties my grandpa gave me before he died. There's a few other things I can think of to, but you did just ask for one.
What item of clothing do you wish you owned? I REALLY want t-shirts with David Bowie, The Stooges, and a few other bands that I adore on them. But I can't find any.
If you had the power to cancel any show right now what would it be? Practically every piece of trash "reality" TV out there. To be more specific: bye-bye Kardashians, Real Housewives, Jersey Shore, 16 and Pregnant, My Super Sweet 16, The Real World, Road Rules, Bridezillas, etc.
Male nurses are hot right? Never had one. Send me a picture of you in a uniform and I'll decide then.
What was the most romantic moment of your life? Probably when my boyfriend proposed.
Pretend your life is a musical, what 3 songs would appear and at what points? Ok. I can do this...

1. "Candy Says" for when I was a self-hating teenager with emotional and psychological problems
2. "Dancing Barefoot" for when I lost my virginity
3. "The World's a Mess; It's in My Kiss" to explain my deeply complicated relationship

Wow, trying to think of questions that aren't offensively filthy is hard.

Please ask those kind of questions of me...

[Captain_BluTac]

Haha, this site is pg remember? Perv.

What's your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?
Have you ever worn hotpants?
How do you deal when you're sad?
If you were a stripper, what would your name and song be?
What was your yearbook quote?
Do you own a Snuggie?
If so have you ever worn it backwards as a cape?

If so, awesome.

[newwaveboy87]

Originally Posted by Captain_BluTac

Haha, this site is pg remember? Perv.

Again...why I miss the glory days. I was the sex kitten of this joint, and all the boys loved me.
What's your most embarrassing guilty pleasure? I don't know. I can't think of anything that makes me feel guilty about enjoying it.
Have you ever worn hotpants? God, no.
How do you deal when you're sad? Noisy, loud, angry music. I sit around my room brooding, alone. In the dark.
If you were a stripper, what would your name and song be? Glitter Shrapnel. My song? "Sex (I'm A...)" by Berlin.
What was your yearbook quote? My high school didn't do that. So, I didn't have one.
Do you own a Snuggie? No. Why? Because I'm not retarded. I can use the remote, read a book, or eat while wrapped in a blanket without any problem.
If so have you ever worn it backwards as a cape? No. But I really want to now!

I'm still waiting on your sexy nurse photo

[Captain_BluTac]

Haha I'm still studying, it's like a year till I get my uniform, But I promise the day I get it I'll post a photo on here. May even throw in a nip slip if you're lucky.

Since you didn't have a yearbook quote, if you were gonna give one now, what would it be?
If you could trade lives/bodies with anyone in the world, who'd it be?
Wha one piece of advice would you give your past self and why?

[PWN3R]

Oh Jason, you lovely boy. I miss reading your healthy cynicism concerning life and all of its wonders.

[PWN3R]

Bonnie & Clyde - Do you consider it noir? Some people do, and I guess it's in that era that noir kind of took a slight break? So, yay or nay?

Tell me your reasoning behind Beatty's impotence. I've only seen the film once, but I thought it was just randomly tacked on for character purposes. You're intelligent, impress me.

Also, while on the subject of noir, just saw Bound. ****ing awesome, man. Wachowski's should have stuck with making films like that.

[newwaveboy87]

Originally Posted by PWN3R

Bonnie & Clyde - Do you consider it noir? Some people do, and I guess it's in that era that noir kind of took a slight break? So, yay or nay?

Nay good sir. It's an Americana take on French New Wave. So, in essence, it's a very highly stylized gangster film.

Tell me your reasoning behind Beatty's impotence. I've only seen the film once, but I thought it was just randomly tacked on for character purposes. You're intelligent, impress me.

Because they couldn't address Clyde's alleged bisexuality. Beatty wouldn't play it that way anyway. So, as a compromise, they decided to make him impotent. Although, he does get over it.

Also, while on the subject of noir, just saw Bound. ****ing awesome, man. Wachowski's should have stuck with making films like that.

Too much lesbianism for me

Originally Posted by PWN3R

Oh Jason, you lovely boy. I miss reading your healthy cynicism concerning life and all of its wonders.

I'm not cynical. Just realistic.

Originally Posted by Captain_BluTac

Haha I'm still studying, it's like a year till I get my uniform, But I promise the day I get it I'll post a photo on here. May even throw in a nip slip if you're lucky.

YES PLEASE!

Since you didn't have a yearbook quote, if you were gonna give one now, what would it be?

Probably a quote from a song lyric that I absolutely adore. But where to narrow that down from there...? Probably a lyric from Pet Sounds -- the most beautiful piece of music that mankind has created in the rock & roll-era.

If you could trade lives/bodies with anyone in the world, who'd it be?

Debbie Harry or David Bowie. Why? Because they're my King and Queen. I aspire to be that amazing when I grow up.

Wha one piece of advice would you give your past self and why?

Let go of the hurt and anger earlier in life. You'll be much happier that way.

[Marx]

Where did you find the courage to come out at such a young age?

[Marx]

What caused you to move from California to Texas?

[newwaveboy87]

Originally Posted by Marx

What caused you to move from California to Texas?

My mom got married, and my ex-step-dad's job required him to move. So, here we are.

Originally Posted by Marx

Where did you find the courage to come out at such a young age?

My mom found, uh, stuff on my computer.... Didn't really have a choice thereafter.

[Marx]

What is your favorite thing about living in Texas?

What is your least favorite thing about living in Texas?