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12-05-2011, 07:54 PM
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King of The Hill Game!
Basically, it's like this.
Someone takes the hill, and then the next poster posts something to take them off. For example: Player 1: I take the hill. Player 2: I shoot you in the head and take the hill for myself. Player 3: My army of rabid-mole people lays siege to the hill, conquering it in my name. Aannnnnd...GO! I'm on a hill. |
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12-05-2011, 08:57 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
I shoot you in the back and take the hill for myself.
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12-05-2011, 09:07 PM
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Re: King of The Hill!
I throw you into a meat grinder. Hill mine.
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12-05-2011, 09:13 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
Bumblebee steps on you for me.The hill is mine.
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12-05-2011, 09:19 PM
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Re: King of The Hill!
I throw my voice to make it seem like some other person is shouting for him and Bumblebee runs away.
I bulldoze you over and park it on the hill. |
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12-05-2011, 09:24 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
The bulldozer transforms into a Constructicon and throws you about 2 miles from the hill.It's now mine.
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My journey from 500 years in the future is to change the chaos inflicted by The Thread Manager.I know the fate of everyone.I only have one weakness.I have to recharge my ring every 72 hours. |
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12-05-2011, 09:33 PM
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Re: King of The Hill!
I get Grimlock and he throws the Constructicon off the hill and eats him.
Hill mine. |
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12-06-2011, 10:02 AM
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Knowin is half the battle
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Re: King of The Hill!
Omega Supreme stomps Grimlock to a pulp. My Hill!
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12-06-2011, 12:29 PM
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Candy Cuteness
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Re: King of The Hill!
I run over Duke with a riding lawnmower.
The hill is mine.
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12-06-2011, 03:52 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
I have Superman arrive and use his heat vision on both you and Omega Supreme.
Omega Supreme was asleep at the time.It's mine!
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My journey from 500 years in the future is to change the chaos inflicted by The Thread Manager.I know the fate of everyone.I only have one weakness.I have to recharge my ring every 72 hours. Last edited by Ultra Lantern; 12-07-2011 at 08:01 AM. Reason: mistake |
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12-06-2011, 07:47 PM
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I chase steam clouds
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Re: King of The Hill!
A volcano erupts covering Ultra Lantern with lava and killing him, I wait until the lava cools and then set up a lawn chair.
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12-07-2011, 02:46 AM
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Candy Cuteness
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Re: King of The Hill!
Batman arrives and kicks Superman in his superballs. Superman lies in a fetal position, squealing like a little girl.
Batman then pours my melted remains into a Lazurus pit. I am revived. I then tell Godsfireworks to leave. He agrees and I sit in his lawnchair. The hill is mine.
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12-07-2011, 03:19 AM
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Re: King of The Hill!
Kang conquers the time-space continuum of the hill and allocates a portion of it for me to rule.
I win.
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12-07-2011, 09:34 PM
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Awww.... He didn't know
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Re: King of The Hill!
I stand next to your hill, study it, learn it's every feature. Spend years deriving complex equations describing it's geometry, chemical makeup, density, etc. I then spend copious amounts of time writing a simulation of said hill in software correlating to the data taken over a lifetime. After the simulation is complete, I then begin to slowly... methodically build a scaled prototype of a hill. Once complete and found to be within infinitesimal tolerance of the hill, I will begin work on a full scale replica. Once I have achieved perfection, I will then walk over to the original... place copious amounts of C4 in systematically arranged hand-dug holes and blow the mother to smithereens (including any innocent bystanders or residents caught unawares). I will then walk diligently over to my creation and climb up to the top and....
Why so serious? |
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12-08-2011, 12:21 AM
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I chase steam clouds
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Re: King of The Hill!
^Boom. Roasted
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12-09-2011, 06:34 PM
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Re: King of The Hill!
I punch Se7ven in the face so hard it breaks his legs.
Hill mine. |
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12-09-2011, 06:36 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
I borrow a phaser from Captain Kirk and vaporize you.
It's mine!
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12-09-2011, 07:29 PM
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I chase steam clouds
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Re: King of The Hill!
turns out it was his evil doppelganger under my control, He gets the phaser back, kills you, then I ride in on a Warthog with Samus and Master Chief and mow him down. I am King.
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12-09-2011, 08:57 PM
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Re: King of The Hill!
Samus takes off her helmet, and it's actually me wearing fake breasts. I blow you up with one of my little hamster-poo bombs, and take the hill, only just now realizing I could have had just taken the role of Master Chief instead without having to become a transvestite.
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12-09-2011, 11:06 PM
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Quit being Weird!!!
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Re: King of The Hill!
I seduce you with my plus 12 charisma, then strangle you with your thong after rough coitus, taking the hill for myself.
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12-10-2011, 12:27 AM
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I chase steam clouds
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Re: King of The Hill!
Master chief's still there. Oh what's that? A plasma grenade on your face? Boom. Hill mine once again.
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12-11-2011, 06:04 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
A meteorite lands on the hill destroying everything.It's my hill!
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My journey from 500 years in the future is to change the chaos inflicted by The Thread Manager.I know the fate of everyone.I only have one weakness.I have to recharge my ring every 72 hours. |
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12-11-2011, 09:50 PM
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I chase steam clouds
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Re: King of The Hill!
I hire Superman to spin so fast around the earth that it goes back in time to where the meteorite is coming from space, I have hired Buzz Lightyear to blow up the meteor with his laser, then zap you. My hill.
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12-11-2011, 09:59 PM
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In Darkest Night!
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Re: King of The Hill!
A small black hole opens next to you and sucks you in.The black hole then vanishes.
It's my hill!
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My journey from 500 years in the future is to change the chaos inflicted by The Thread Manager.I know the fate of everyone.I only have one weakness.I have to recharge my ring every 72 hours. Last edited by Ultra Lantern; 12-11-2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason: mistake |
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12-11-2011, 10:38 PM
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Quit being Weird!!!
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Re: King of The Hill!
I hit you in the back of the head with a rock, then toss your body below into the waiting maw of a Sarlacc pit. MY HILL!
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