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Old 12-31-2011, 01:54 PM   #1
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:54 PM   #2
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I know itīs early and we donīt have any set pictures of anything, but the reboot is being done and the talk and action is all on these boards now, so letīs have our fun with it:


TOBEY MAGUIRE: Oooh, so the Spíder-Man reboot will be 3-D, woo-f***ing-hoo!! Wanna see 3-D, my hand can go 3-D on yer faces right now, b****es!!

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SPIDEY: "Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Yo yo yo
Oh no you didn't
Sucka tried to play me
But you never paid me, Neva
Oh no you didn't
Payback is a' comin'
You will be runnin', foreva
Oh no you didn't
Until i get my vengeance
I will never end this mayhem
Oh no you didn't
I'm a mercenary
You ain't got a prayer, you owe meeee
Oh no you didn't!"

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Old 12-31-2011, 01:59 PM   #4
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I remember that commercial.

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Old 12-31-2011, 02:04 PM   #5
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TOBEY MAGUIRE: ....................................I'm Spider-Man!

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Tobey to Andrew: "GO GET THEM TIGER!!"

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Just notice, but someone looks to have a nice pair of boobs.

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Listen man, I'm not happy about this either, but til we cast another MJ you're just gonna have to fill in for the rain scene.

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LOL...that a great one. ^

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I remember that commercial.
I first heard it in a Deadpool tribute video.

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Listen man, I'm not happy about this either, but til we cast another MJ you're just gonna have to fill in for the rain scene.

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SPIDER-MAN: "You wanted me. Here I am."
THUG: "Dude I'm telling you I do a really crappy Joker impression, this re-enactment ain't gonna work."

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THUG: "Dude I'm telling you I do a really crappy Joker impression, this re-enactment ain't gonna work."

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SPIDER-MAN: "Where's the freaking' trailer?"
THUG: " THE MOVIE IS THE TRAILER!!!"
SPIDER-MAN:" O_o"
*Inception horn plays* BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!!
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"If you lost your bread & butter role because people had a mixed reaction to your third entry in the franchise you'd have road rage too!"

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Spidey: How do I shot web

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SPIDER-MAN: "Why is the hype for my reboot getting swallowed by the TDKR frenzy and Avengers frenzy? Why?"

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edit: wasn't funny enough, sorry, haha


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SPIDEY: "Why yes, I am sleeping with Emma Stone. How did you guess?"

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Now I'll just web up the lizard and... ohhh crap they forgot to finish the post production

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SPIDER-MAN: "Mr. Zuckerberg, I'd like to have a word with you."

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SPIDER-MAN: "Give Zuckerberg a message. Tell Zuckerberg I'm coming for him. Tell Zuckerberg the Amazing Spider-Man is coming for him. And the Amazing Spider-Man is not happy."
THUG: "Dude, I don't even work for Facebook!"

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Lizard: *groan* ahhhhhHHHHH!
Guy in next stall: Hey partner come on you gotta relax. Don't force it you're gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.
Lizard: ahhhhHHHHH!

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