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Old 02-09-2012, 06:16 PM   #26
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:43 PM   #27
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LIZARD: "Who put that cherry bomb in there?!"

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Old 02-12-2012, 12:25 AM   #28
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Hmm. I guess that Proactiv Solution didn't work, after all.

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Old 02-12-2012, 12:34 AM   #29
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Commercial tie-in to the summer blockbuster, "The Amazing Spider-Man.



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Old 02-12-2012, 06:32 AM   #30
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LIZARD: "And down you go haters, Raimites, craigdbfans..."

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Old 02-12-2012, 09:39 AM   #31
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LIZARD: "And down you go haters, Raimites, craigdbfans..."
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Old 02-12-2012, 09:39 AM   #32
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Old 02-12-2012, 09:44 AM   #33
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"Hi, I'm Dr. Curt Connors and yes, I'm sleeping with your wife."



LIZARD: "It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!"

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Old 02-12-2012, 10:00 AM   #34
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*flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...*



PETER: "Huh? What's that sound?"

*OPENS DOOR*



LIZARD: "WHAT THE F*** DUDE, KNOCK FIRST!!! I JUST GOT BACK MY RIGHT ARM, CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A TIME OF MY OWN, JUST ONCE!!?"



PETER: "I've had nightmares since then, Gwen! I can't get that horrible moment out of my mind! "

GWEN: "It's gonna be OK! "

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Old 02-12-2012, 10:01 AM   #35
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*flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...*



PETER: "Huh? What's that sound?"

*OPENS DOOR*



LIZARD: "WHAT THE F*** DUDE, KNOCK FIRST!!! I JUST GOT BACK MY RIGHT ARM, CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A TIME OF MY OWN, JUST ONCE!!?"



PETER: "I've had nightmares since then, Gwen! I can't get that horrible moment out of my mind! "

GWEN: "It's gonna be OK! "
Hehehehe

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Old 02-12-2012, 01:20 PM   #36
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*flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...*



PETER: "Huh? What's that sound?"

*OPENS DOOR*



LIZARD: "WHAT THE F*** DUDE, KNOCK FIRST!!! I JUST GOT BACK MY RIGHT ARM, CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A TIME OF MY OWN, JUST ONCE!!?"



PETER: "I've had nightmares since then, Gwen! I can't get that horrible moment out of my mind! "

GWEN: "It's gonna be OK! "
lol I like that!

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Old 02-12-2012, 07:29 PM   #37
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CURT: "What'cha talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

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Old 02-12-2012, 08:45 PM   #38
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EDIT: nevermind

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Old 02-12-2012, 09:00 PM   #39
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[Thug gets into car.]

Spider-Man : *Suddenly* Vote Ron Paul--!
Thug: Holy *&^!!!!

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Old 02-12-2012, 10:10 PM   #40
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[Thug gets into car.]

Spider-Man : *Suddenly* Vote Ron Paul--!
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In that scene where Spidey encounters the car thief, the webbing on his suit almost seems like it's not even there! It just looks like engraved red lines. lol

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Old 02-12-2012, 11:18 PM   #42
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Old 02-12-2012, 11:21 PM   #43
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LIZARD: "You see?! You see?! This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"

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Old 02-18-2012, 03:46 PM   #44
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Uncle Ben: I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's porn collection.

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Old 02-18-2012, 03:55 PM   #45
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Old 02-18-2012, 03:56 PM   #46
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PETER: "Uncle Ben what's in here?"
UNCLE BEN: "In there? Oh just the love letters Marlon Brando sent me when we were making Apocalypse Now. Pay them no mind."

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Old 02-18-2012, 08:36 PM   #47
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Loads of captionable ammunition!
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Old 02-18-2012, 08:38 PM   #49
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Cpt. Stacy: I am hereby issuing an arrest warrant for anyone making this face in public or in pictures they post on Facebook.

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Gwen: Peter, what are you doing out there?




Peter: I... uh... AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!




Gwen: Oh my God!

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