The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 - Page 3

Panthro · 02-18-2012, 07:52 PM

Funny stuff Hotwire. Thanks for the new pics.

CAPT. STACY: "I'm not wearing any pants. Film at Eleven."

Hotwire · 02-18-2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthro

Funny stuff Hotwire. Thanks for the new pics.

Thanks, and you're welcome!

Oscorp · 02-19-2012, 04:19 AM

Great stuff Hotwire!

Hotwire · 02-19-2012, 11:42 AM

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Great stuff Hotwire!

Thank you!

Hotwire · 02-19-2012, 11:47 AM

Redid this with an extra pic.

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Uncle Ben: I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's....

Peter: ...collection of really creepy porn!

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 11:49 AM

Hehe, porn makes everything funnier.

SPIDER-MAN: "There's something out there... that... that witch in the cellar is only part of it."

COP: "I've had it with you mother-f***ing superheroes in my mother-f***ing city!"

PETER: "Soul ownership of Facebook will be mine!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Tom Brady stole this pose from me ya know."

Hotwire · 02-19-2012, 11:50 AM

Ever after becoming Spider-Man, Flash Thompson still continued to subject him to the occasional swirly.

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 11:50 AM

GWEN: "Peter, I'm very impressed. There's a LOT more to you than I had expected."

PETER: "Well presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast. Right?"

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 11:53 AM

GWEN: "Oh my God Peter what the Hell happened to you?!"
PETER: "I got kicked in the balls by the Incredible Hulk."
GWEN: "Damn. It's gonna take a lot of surgery to fix those."

Hotwire · 02-19-2012, 11:53 AM

Peter: Can I touch your boobs?

Gwen: Uh, no.

Cpt. Stacy: Let's try, HELL NO!

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 11:54 AM

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Peter: Can I touch your boobs?

Gwen: Uh, no.

Hehehehe, can't blame the man for trying.

Hotwire · 02-19-2012, 11:56 AM

Spider-Man: You're a really bad shot, dude. Even a lowly henchman would have at least hit that guy in the shoulder.

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 02:41 PM

COP: "John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot ya between the balls!"

Curmudgeon · 02-19-2012, 03:37 PM

Hahahahaha, this thread is awesome. Keep up the good work guys!

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 03:49 PM

^^Thanks we try.

CAPTAIN STACY: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 03:50 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: "Jim Gordon ain't got s*** on me!"

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 03:50 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: "Dead Or Alive You're Coming With Me!"

PSYLENTGuardian · 02-19-2012, 04:46 PM

See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 05:36 PM

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See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

Oh someone always beats me to that quote. Still:

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 06:11 PM

CAPT. STACY: "We make our stand now, or there will be no one left to go the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

SpaceWay2009 · 02-19-2012, 06:31 PM

lol Panthro still got it when it comes to captioning.

Panthro · 02-19-2012, 06:59 PM

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lol Panthro still got it when it comes to captioning.

Thanks, I try.

TheWallCrawler · 02-21-2012, 04:52 AM

Panthro · 02-21-2012, 11:04 AM

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Panthro · 02-21-2012, 11:07 AM

CAPTAIN STACY: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"

02-18-2012, 07:52 PM	#51
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Funny stuff Hotwire. Thanks for the new pics. CAPT. STACY: "I'm not wearing any pants. Film at Eleven." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 04:19 AM	#53
Oscorp Koloss Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6,178	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Great stuff Hotwire!

02-19-2012, 11:49 AM	#56
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Hehe, porn makes everything funnier. SPIDER-MAN: "There's something out there... that... that witch in the cellar is only part of it." COP: "I've had it with you mother-f*ing superheroes in my mother-fing city!" PETER: "Soul ownership of Facebook will be mine!" SPIDER-MAN: "Tom Brady stole this pose from me ya know." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 11:50 AM	#57
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,969	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Ever after becoming Spider-Man, Flash Thompson still continued to subject him to the occasional swirly. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

02-19-2012, 11:50 AM	#58
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 GWEN: "Peter, I'm very impressed. There's a *LOT* more to you than I had expected." PETER: "Well presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast. Right?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 11:53 AM	#59
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 GWEN: "Oh my God Peter what the Hell happened to you?!" PETER: "I got kicked in the balls by the Incredible Hulk." GWEN: "Damn. It's gonna take a lot of surgery to fix those." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 11:56 AM	#62
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,969	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Spider-Man: You're a really bad shot, dude. Even a lowly henchman would have at least hit that guy in the shoulder. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

02-19-2012, 02:41 PM	#63
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 COP: "John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot ya between the balls!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 03:37 PM	#64
Curmudgeon Killjoy Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: The desert on a horse with no name. Posts: 1,046	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Hahahahaha, this thread is awesome. Keep up the good work guys! __________________ "[Andrew Garfield] brings an emotional authenticity to the character and a level of perfection that's humbling. It's staggering to watch." - Matt Tolmach

02-19-2012, 03:49 PM	#65
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 ^^Thanks we try. CAPTAIN STACY: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 03:50 PM	#66
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: "Jim Gordon ain't got s* on me!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

02-19-2012, 04:46 PM	#68
PSYLENTGuardian (500) Days Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 강남구 Posts: 2,430	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 See this? This... is my *BOOMSTICK!* __________________ WONGFU4LIFE "I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls." "Screws fall out all the time; the world is an imperfect place."

02-19-2012, 06:11 PM	#70
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPT. STACY: "We make our stand now, or there will be no one left to go the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-19-2012, 06:31 PM	#71
SpaceWay2009 Wall-Crawler Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,721	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 lol Panthro still got it when it comes to captioning. __________________ "With great power comes with great - Gullibility!" - The Spectacular Spider-Man Reasons as to why TSSM was cancelled: http://www.s8.org/gargoyles/askgreg/....php?qid=14223

02-21-2012, 04:52 AM	#73
TheWallCrawler the one & only Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,728	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 __________________ Reach for the Reach!

02-21-2012, 11:07 AM	#75
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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