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01-13-2012, 08:20 PM
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Avengers Caption Thread
We know we need one.
To start things off...  Cap: We're here for the gang bang.
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01-13-2012, 08:20 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread
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01-13-2012, 09:31 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
What's that from? Have I missed new footage?
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01-14-2012, 03:31 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
It's from the first trailer at 1:23
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01-14-2012, 03:38 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
 I am speechless, I really have nothing more that could be added to this image. It really just speaks for itself.
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01-14-2012, 01:15 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
"Sex Appeal Kills!"
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01-15-2012, 09:15 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Quick Question: Who would you rather have kill you with their sexiness, Black Widow or Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye? And yes, you can choose both if your that kinky.
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01-15-2012, 10:51 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
"I told you to bring a condom!"
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01-15-2012, 11:37 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
 Cap: Time for Avengering! DANG! I lost my key....Anybody got a rock?  CAP: YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING! CAAAAPTAAAAAIN ROGEEEEERRRSS! Black Widow: The F#$%?! Cap: THERE'S THE ENEMY! ATTACK! Hawkeye: WAIT! You're running right through traffic! *SKIDS SCREEEEEEEEEEECH HOOONK KA-BOOOOOM*  CAP: HAHA! YOUR JUICES WILL RUN LIKE MIGHTY RIVERS!  Fury: NUTS TO THIS! *BANG BANG* BW: NOOO!! CAP: SQUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! BW: "Squree"?  SKRULLCAP: OUR METICULOUSLY PLANNED INVASION VIA INFILTRATION IS A FAIL! WE MUST EVACUATE THE PLANET! BW: Oh thank God. but how did you know he was a Skrull?  Fury: *FSHWOOOOM!* He was a skrull? SKRULLCAP: AIEEEE! MY JUICES!
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01-15-2012, 05:48 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
BW: My latte was cold! |
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01-15-2012, 05:49 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
BW: have you ever had that caving in chest feeling? |
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01-15-2012, 06:34 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
 FURY: "When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room..."
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01-15-2012, 06:34 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
FURY: "This is my Boom Stick."
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01-16-2012, 05:43 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Didn't anyone ever tell Nick Fury that he was going to shoot his eye out with that thing? Black Widow: Why are we running towards that fangirl?
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01-16-2012, 11:07 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Iron Man: Sorry guys, this is Alcoholics Anonymous. Steroids Anonymous is three doors down the hall on the left.
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01-16-2012, 11:10 AM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Thor: None shall pass whilst the Hulk covertly tries to take a dump. Hulk: Errggghhh... Thanks, guys. Not hitting Burrito King before a fight again, that's for sure. Cap: Think the X-Men school has any extra rooms? IM: I'll go check.
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01-16-2012, 12:01 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
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01-16-2012, 01:21 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Cap: that God that we are behind the Hulk. IM: yeah not even my helmet filters can handle Gamma gas!!! |
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01-16-2012, 01:22 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Fury: that is the last time you change lanes without signaling in front of me!! |
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01-16-2012, 01:25 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
 Thor: What manner of creatures have we been sent forth to smite Captain America. Cap: They haven't announced it yet. Well just have wait till after the super bowl. Just keep your game face on!!! Last edited by Smashlilman; 01-16-2012 at 01:33 PM. |
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01-16-2012, 01:35 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
 Thor: So do you believe Loki deserves do die for his crimes. Nick Fury: Yes he deserves to die and we're gonna send his ass to HEL. |
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01-16-2012, 01:37 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Cap: Hey Fury next time you fire an RPG make sure that there are no tanker trucks in the area! Fury: oops |
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01-16-2012, 02:10 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
Fury to Disney execs: what does Loki's army look like? Exec: what? Fury: what does Loki's army look like? Execs: what? Fury: what is not any country I ever heard of! do they speak English in what?! Execs: what?! Fury: English you idiots do you speak it?! Execs: yes! Fury: then you know what Im saying. what does Loki's army look like! Execs: what...I .I? Fury:say what again! say what again!! I dare ya I double dare ya, ya bunch of stuffed shirts!!! say what one more stinking time!! Execs: theyre alien Fury: go on! Execs:their strange looking. Fury: do they look like a bunch of wimps? Execs: what? Fury: Blammmmmmmm!!!! Disney execs die with haunting screams in the fire |
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01-16-2012, 03:23 PM
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Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1
FURY: "Can you believe that some people mistake me for Laurence Fishburne?"
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